Ben Parry
@benparry.bsky.social
Game-dev at CIG, never remembers to post anything
Preparing Xmas dinner...
Me: Will that stuff you've got in the oven want to come out soon?
Amie: SHIT shitshitshitshitshit
Me: Will that stuff you've got in the oven want to come out soon?
Amie: SHIT shitshitshitshitshit
December 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Preparing Xmas dinner...
Me: Will that stuff you've got in the oven want to come out soon?
Amie: SHIT shitshitshitshitshit
Me: Will that stuff you've got in the oven want to come out soon?
Amie: SHIT shitshitshitshitshit
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FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS GATOR LOVERS!!
They never tell you in school that one day you'll have to give your fridge an enema
December 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM
They never tell you in school that one day you'll have to give your fridge an enema
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Wish I'd taken the time to figure out @oskarstalberg.bsky.social's dual grid concept earlier. It simplifies everything so much while also enabling nicer tile shapes.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Wish I'd taken the time to figure out @oskarstalberg.bsky.social's dual grid concept earlier. It simplifies everything so much while also enabling nicer tile shapes.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
In short: instead of designing tiles, design the boundary slices between them.
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Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.
November 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Lieutenant Columbo before and after I offered to help investigate my business partner's murder.
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Every single time this gets me!!
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Every single time this gets me!!
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i am going to try to give a framework of my own understanding which laypeople can understand.
October 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
i am going to try to give a framework of my own understanding which laypeople can understand.
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Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
October 12, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Perfect posting from Tim Heidecker, 24 hours apart.
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WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
October 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents
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this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly
youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...
youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...
can i get a curry goat with rice and peas
YouTube video by QUIX
youtube.com
October 8, 2025 at 5:52 AM
this is the funniest thing the internet has produced in a long time, but only for the small group of us millennials who came of age around south london. amazing that an american has nailed this so perfectly
youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...
youtube.com/shorts/NZtfn...
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he was a racist piece of shit.
Charlie Kirk Sept 27 2024: "Just so we're clear, the Haitians that are in Huntsville that are raping your women and hunting you down at night - it's only gonna get worse - unless Donald Trump wins
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
There will be hundreds of thousands of Haitians brought into Alabama and they will become your masters"
September 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
he was a racist piece of shit.
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People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
August 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
jc denton: tell me more about these "lifehacks".
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
deus ex npc: you can use a hairclip around long wires, like on headphones, to keep them from getting tangled.
jc: human ingenuity is powerful.
deus ex npc: use a pringles can to hold your pasta.
jc: powerful - and dangerous.
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At the risk of sounding old, arrogant, and reactionary:
I don’t want to watch a video because I suspect that the reason it’s a video and not in writing is that the person can’t organize their thoughts or express them clearly.
I don’t want to watch a video because I suspect that the reason it’s a video and not in writing is that the person can’t organize their thoughts or express them clearly.
August 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
At the risk of sounding old, arrogant, and reactionary:
I don’t want to watch a video because I suspect that the reason it’s a video and not in writing is that the person can’t organize their thoughts or express them clearly.
I don’t want to watch a video because I suspect that the reason it’s a video and not in writing is that the person can’t organize their thoughts or express them clearly.
Decided to get back into making things. Trying my hand at UI. This is basically shippable quality right @studioanisa.bsky.social ?
August 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Decided to get back into making things. Trying my hand at UI. This is basically shippable quality right @studioanisa.bsky.social ?
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This is the messaging that needs to go national - not “small boats” but “billionaire yachts”. This is the production quality Green output needs, to cut through. Zack has the skills to represent Greens on the national stage, and Green MP time is better spent being MPs. This time around, I #BackZack!
⏳Final week to sign up to the Green Party.
🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.
🗳️ Vote for Bold Leadership on August 1st.
July 23, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This is the messaging that needs to go national - not “small boats” but “billionaire yachts”. This is the production quality Green output needs, to cut through. Zack has the skills to represent Greens on the national stage, and Green MP time is better spent being MPs. This time around, I #BackZack!
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“Within you there are two GPUs, one that makes real frames and one that makes fake frames.”
“Master, which one will win?”
“The one you are not using to mine crypto.”
“Master, which one will win?”
“The one you are not using to mine crypto.”
a man with white hair and a white beard is pointing his finger
ALT: a man with white hair and a white beard is pointing his finger
media.tenor.com
June 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
“Within you there are two GPUs, one that makes real frames and one that makes fake frames.”
“Master, which one will win?”
“The one you are not using to mine crypto.”
“Master, which one will win?”
“The one you are not using to mine crypto.”
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An executive can never be held accountable.
Therefore an executive must never make a decision a computer could make.
Therefore an executive must never make a decision a computer could make.
June 17, 2025 at 7:20 AM
An executive can never be held accountable.
Therefore an executive must never make a decision a computer could make.
Therefore an executive must never make a decision a computer could make.
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Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
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Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Some of yall can’t handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows