Stu ~Bat Country~ Nugent
@thatsextoyguy.bsky.social
Creative generalist. Sex magnate. Lobbyist for Big Orgasm. Sober. Founder of The Afterglow Agency.
I also talk about sobriety and do photography with rare/exotic/vintage lenses too, sorry if that gets in the way of the dumb sex stuff.
He/him
I also talk about sobriety and do photography with rare/exotic/vintage lenses too, sorry if that gets in the way of the dumb sex stuff.
He/him
"2026, brought to you by Kia"
America is irredeemable.
America is irredeemable.
January 1, 2026 at 10:22 AM
"2026, brought to you by Kia"
America is irredeemable.
America is irredeemable.
fireworks are queer as heck in theory but straight as fuck in practice
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 AM
fireworks are queer as heck in theory but straight as fuck in practice
everyone needs to stop sharing that andrew tate beatdown, i can only masturbate so much, please
December 24, 2025 at 2:45 PM
everyone needs to stop sharing that andrew tate beatdown, i can only masturbate so much, please
Milo Yiannopoulos has let himself go huh
December 16, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Milo Yiannopoulos has let himself go huh
Stewart Lee's 6 minute joke about Ang Lee is still such a work of art even 20-odd years later www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHC1...
Stewart Lee - Ang Lee
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December 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Stewart Lee's 6 minute joke about Ang Lee is still such a work of art even 20-odd years later www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHC1...
ah that explains it
December 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
ah that explains it
"to boldly go only where ive been before"
-captain picard if he had an anxiety disorder
-captain picard if he had an anxiety disorder
December 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
"to boldly go only where ive been before"
-captain picard if he had an anxiety disorder
-captain picard if he had an anxiety disorder
sorry i yelled EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH while we were having sex
December 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
sorry i yelled EVEN IN DEATH I SERVE THE OMNISSIAH while we were having sex
there's a time in every man's life when he wakes up and accepts that it might finally be time to get into warhammer
December 8, 2025 at 12:25 PM
there's a time in every man's life when he wakes up and accepts that it might finally be time to get into warhammer
fifa giving trump a peace prize is like two arsonists giving each other fire safety certificates
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 AM
fifa giving trump a peace prize is like two arsonists giving each other fire safety certificates
*animal naming department*
1: ummm snootbadger
2: too silly
1: wizard's slipper
2: too fantastical
1: sneaky hoover
2: no
1: ok i dunno what does it fuckin eat
1: ummm snootbadger
2: too silly
1: wizard's slipper
2: too fantastical
1: sneaky hoover
2: no
1: ok i dunno what does it fuckin eat
December 5, 2025 at 6:53 AM
*animal naming department*
1: ummm snootbadger
2: too silly
1: wizard's slipper
2: too fantastical
1: sneaky hoover
2: no
1: ok i dunno what does it fuckin eat
1: ummm snootbadger
2: too silly
1: wizard's slipper
2: too fantastical
1: sneaky hoover
2: no
1: ok i dunno what does it fuckin eat
i don't care much about money but just once i'd like to have to declare my watch at an airport
December 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
i don't care much about money but just once i'd like to have to declare my watch at an airport
i sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone breaks in during the night but they also have a cake
December 2, 2025 at 7:59 AM
i sleep with a knife under my pillow in case someone breaks in during the night but they also have a cake
this photo on my local facebook marketplace is absolutely killing me
December 2, 2025 at 7:10 AM
this photo on my local facebook marketplace is absolutely killing me
for a while i really was the best copywriter in the sex toy industry
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 AM
for a while i really was the best copywriter in the sex toy industry
Sex And The City and King Of Queens were in the same cinematic universe, I will not be argued with
December 1, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sex And The City and King Of Queens were in the same cinematic universe, I will not be argued with
I should really unsubscribe from this business, I get a heart attack every time they email me
November 30, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I should really unsubscribe from this business, I get a heart attack every time they email me
i have a self driving car. A car i drive myself.
November 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
i have a self driving car. A car i drive myself.
tryna buy this cool sign but the clerk keeps putting it back :(
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 AM
tryna buy this cool sign but the clerk keeps putting it back :(
*god naming animals*
god: made a new whale
angel: cool
god: big as fuck, the biggest one with teeth anyway
angel: nice what you gonna call it
god: jizz whale
angel: can we rein that one in a bit
god: FINE
god: made a new whale
angel: cool
god: big as fuck, the biggest one with teeth anyway
angel: nice what you gonna call it
god: jizz whale
angel: can we rein that one in a bit
god: FINE
November 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*god naming animals*
god: made a new whale
angel: cool
god: big as fuck, the biggest one with teeth anyway
angel: nice what you gonna call it
god: jizz whale
angel: can we rein that one in a bit
god: FINE
god: made a new whale
angel: cool
god: big as fuck, the biggest one with teeth anyway
angel: nice what you gonna call it
god: jizz whale
angel: can we rein that one in a bit
god: FINE
how is strictly come dancing STILL going, if strictly was a politician it would have resigned and hired a pr agency by now
November 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
how is strictly come dancing STILL going, if strictly was a politician it would have resigned and hired a pr agency by now
sorry i yelled TREAT ME LIKE AI AND MAKE ME GENERATE SLOP while we were having sex
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
sorry i yelled TREAT ME LIKE AI AND MAKE ME GENERATE SLOP while we were having sex
man im hungry, i could eat a whole UR ASS
November 21, 2025 at 2:29 PM
man im hungry, i could eat a whole UR ASS
i dont know how to pronounce meatus and at this point its too late to ask
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 AM
i dont know how to pronounce meatus and at this point its too late to ask
what happened bro
November 20, 2025 at 9:07 AM
what happened bro