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I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
December 15, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I don't want to believe it. Let's hope Rob Reiner killed some other elderly couple.
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They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
They’re calling him the Most Vindicated Man in History
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Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Call me the Edmund Fitzgerald the way twenty-nine good men lost their lives going down on me.
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He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.
September 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He claims to be against gay rights but a man got him squirting.
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trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
August 31, 2025 at 6:05 PM
trying to imagine firefighters getting dispatched to this house and the absolute nightmare that would be
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Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
May 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Funniest detail to me re: Thom Yorke's weird relationship to Israel is that it's the first place Creep really took off so Israel kinda launched Radiohead's career. Israeli music fans could not get enough of a song that asks "what the hell am I doing here" and answers with "I don't belong here."
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
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Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
April 22, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trump Announces Seal Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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broke: we as democrats need to shift to the right on trans issues and throw them under the bus to win elections
woke:
woke:
im going on trans podcasts that make pokemon fuck lists
March 25, 2025 at 5:55 PM
broke: we as democrats need to shift to the right on trans issues and throw them under the bus to win elections
woke:
woke:
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please put Meatwad or Frylock on the phone
March 13, 2025 at 4:28 PM
please put Meatwad or Frylock on the phone
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Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
March 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Once these Let Billions Suffer voters see how gruesome letting billions suffer gets they will surely come crawling back to the Let Millions Suffer party and we’ll finally be able to win elections without catering to those troublesome Nobody Should Suffer radicals
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Elon Musk Debuts Autistic Mustache
January 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Elon Musk Debuts Autistic Mustache
Challengers but it's David Lynch & Martin Scorsese competing over Isabella Rossellini
January 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Challengers but it's David Lynch & Martin Scorsese competing over Isabella Rossellini
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Coke Zeros is my beer
January 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Coke Zeros is my beer
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Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card
January 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Wow I actually DID have this on my 2025 bingo card
God really worked six days and then retired literally forever
January 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
God really worked six days and then retired literally forever
Me turning on the TV (it doesn't matter what channel) on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at approximately 8:50am EST
December 31, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Me turning on the TV (it doesn't matter what channel) on Tuesday, September 11, 2001 at approximately 8:50am EST
This is screaming baby made of ash today, feel old yet?
December 27, 2024 at 3:07 PM
This is screaming baby made of ash today, feel old yet?
The Beatles "Getting Better" voice: Mi Tink Me Gwaan Tek Mi Own Life
December 26, 2024 at 10:23 PM
The Beatles "Getting Better" voice: Mi Tink Me Gwaan Tek Mi Own Life
We are the sons of the men who came too quickly
December 26, 2024 at 10:22 PM
We are the sons of the men who came too quickly