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Is the sonic kart racer good? It looks fun as hell
November 30, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Is the sonic kart racer good? It looks fun as hell
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see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Karoline Leavitt's Thanksgiving spread. Please dissect.
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November 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM
see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
Does anyone else remember when fornite was this almost legendary thing that was spoken about in whispers and no one knew if it actually existed?
November 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Does anyone else remember when fornite was this almost legendary thing that was spoken about in whispers and no one knew if it actually existed?
Me in 2025: So I was Homer Simpson but wearing only underwear, then I hopped on the back of Uma Thurmans motorcycle and fought alongside King Kong, Superman and a star destroyer against a huge squid monster
Me in 2005: and this was a dream?
Me in 2025: this is an officially licensed video game
Me in 2005: and this was a dream?
Me in 2025: this is an officially licensed video game
November 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Me in 2025: So I was Homer Simpson but wearing only underwear, then I hopped on the back of Uma Thurmans motorcycle and fought alongside King Kong, Superman and a star destroyer against a huge squid monster
Me in 2005: and this was a dream?
Me in 2025: this is an officially licensed video game
Me in 2005: and this was a dream?
Me in 2025: this is an officially licensed video game
The chances of McFarlane making a Bateman figure from the State Farm commercials is a nonzero number
November 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The chances of McFarlane making a Bateman figure from the State Farm commercials is a nonzero number
I feel like if the college I went to gave a $75 million gift to the KKK, I should be allowed to request the tuition I gave them be returned to me.
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I feel like if the college I went to gave a $75 million gift to the KKK, I should be allowed to request the tuition I gave them be returned to me.
Can I get my tuition back if it’s going to bullshit like this?
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Can I get my tuition back if it’s going to bullshit like this?
There is a psycho on my block using a leaf blower at 9:15 PM
November 29, 2025 at 3:18 AM
There is a psycho on my block using a leaf blower at 9:15 PM
Simpsons Tattoo or Hot Dog Tattoo?
November 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Simpsons Tattoo or Hot Dog Tattoo?
Does anyone else remember the original McDonalds at Yorktown mall in Lombard? It was very long and had mirrors on the walls, it was decorated with a weird white garden theme. It felt like a dream.
November 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Does anyone else remember the original McDonalds at Yorktown mall in Lombard? It was very long and had mirrors on the walls, it was decorated with a weird white garden theme. It felt like a dream.
Mikey Day does a great job with a fundamentally thankless job
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Mikey Day does a great job with a fundamentally thankless job
Everyone post plate pics I am fucking starving
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Everyone post plate pics I am fucking starving
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pitching a new show where I take a shit on a table and celebrities have to guess what I ate. It’s called “Was It Cake?”
November 27, 2025 at 10:31 PM
pitching a new show where I take a shit on a table and celebrities have to guess what I ate. It’s called “Was It Cake?”
Never gonna get to the point where I’m putting cream in my soda. Will not happen. Probably.
November 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Never gonna get to the point where I’m putting cream in my soda. Will not happen. Probably.
all the “sir, the constitution says you can’t do that sir” from his first term are still at it, keep going gang, you’ll get him eventually
November 27, 2025 at 9:51 PM
all the “sir, the constitution says you can’t do that sir” from his first term are still at it, keep going gang, you’ll get him eventually
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It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s fun to say “I saw yoda get hit by a car.” relaxing. the cellar door of sentences
my father in law decided at 12 to make another turkey
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
my father in law decided at 12 to make another turkey
Letting your parents watch their iPad during Thanksgiving dinner so they don’t interrupt your real conversations with some insane bullshit
November 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Letting your parents watch their iPad during Thanksgiving dinner so they don’t interrupt your real conversations with some insane bullshit
The de-aged Jeff Goldblum in Wicked 2 was unnecessary and should be removed from all future versions of the film
November 27, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The de-aged Jeff Goldblum in Wicked 2 was unnecessary and should be removed from all future versions of the film
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I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
Combatting poverty and hunger in this city will take every single one of us. Myself included.
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I wish it didn’t feel so unusual and inspiring to see a leader treating everyone like they matter and saying that we have a responsibility to help each other
You could take almost any random episode of It’s Always Sunny and there is an underrated character actor holding a masterclass on comedy acting.
November 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
You could take almost any random episode of It’s Always Sunny and there is an underrated character actor holding a masterclass on comedy acting.
I don’t understand why they made Fiyero look like Ryan Reynolds when he turned into the scarecrow
November 27, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I don’t understand why they made Fiyero look like Ryan Reynolds when he turned into the scarecrow