beer gullet
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My basset hound looks angry all the time, so some times I give her the finger for no reason and it’s like she’s mad at me that time
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My basset hound looks angry all the time, so some times I give her the finger for no reason and it’s like she’s mad at me that time
The thing that really fucks with me is ICE Agents walking into Taquerias and expecting to be served. What the fuck.
November 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
The thing that really fucks with me is ICE Agents walking into Taquerias and expecting to be served. What the fuck.
between the bubba BJ and hitlers micropenis, check in on your weird nephews and estranged white uncles to make sure they are doing ok
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
between the bubba BJ and hitlers micropenis, check in on your weird nephews and estranged white uncles to make sure they are doing ok
Thing I'm confused about: Why have I gotten no bites on the over 100 job applications I have submitted since June? Maybe my portfolio is out of date? I do not know.
November 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Thing I'm confused about: Why have I gotten no bites on the over 100 job applications I have submitted since June? Maybe my portfolio is out of date? I do not know.
I made the mistake of volunteering to pick up my wife from the airport at 12:30 am
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I made the mistake of volunteering to pick up my wife from the airport at 12:30 am
The only things I need out of video game are: Shoot Gun. Run around. Dance. Pretend to be Homer Simpson. Right now Fortnite is the only game that matters.
November 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The only things I need out of video game are: Shoot Gun. Run around. Dance. Pretend to be Homer Simpson. Right now Fortnite is the only game that matters.
My kids could take down that Charmin Forever Roll in a weekend
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My kids could take down that Charmin Forever Roll in a weekend
Sometimes my thoughts are confusing, like right now, can't really figure out what they are, just kind of all over the place
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Sometimes my thoughts are confusing, like right now, can't really figure out what they are, just kind of all over the place
Maybe he hated him so much because Obama didn’t let him kiss it
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Maybe he hated him so much because Obama didn’t let him kiss it
I keep editing the Wikipedia article for Mario to say that his name was original king boner but they had to change because it made everyone working on the game too horny
November 13, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I keep editing the Wikipedia article for Mario to say that his name was original king boner but they had to change because it made everyone working on the game too horny
I’m sure there is some other reason why the world famous criminal pedophile would be talking about Trump so much in his emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I’m sure there is some other reason why the world famous criminal pedophile would be talking about Trump so much in his emails
My children are immune to horror movies. We watched The Ring with them and they couldn’t get passed how the girl knows who picks up the phone and there’s never like a “is so and so there? No? Let them know I said ‘Seven Days’”
November 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
My children are immune to horror movies. We watched The Ring with them and they couldn’t get passed how the girl knows who picks up the phone and there’s never like a “is so and so there? No? Let them know I said ‘Seven Days’”
Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast Tropical Lime (a Taco Bell Original Flavor) might be better than Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast (a Taco Bell Original Flavor)
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast Tropical Lime (a Taco Bell Original Flavor) might be better than Zero Sugar Mountain Dew Baja Blast (a Taco Bell Original Flavor)
oh my god open.spotify.com/track/3obedb...
Chains of Love
open.spotify.com
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
oh my god open.spotify.com/track/3obedb...
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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KITH is cool but mostly because they sell ice cream in the NYC store and no other reason
November 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
KITH is cool but mostly because they sell ice cream in the NYC store and no other reason
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Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
November 12, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Amazing how many criminals get together and decide the first order of business is emailing each other about the crimes every three minutes
I think I’m ready to admit that I have a crush on Oscar Isaac. I think I always have. But as he’s gotten older it’s only intensified.
November 12, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I think I’m ready to admit that I have a crush on Oscar Isaac. I think I always have. But as he’s gotten older it’s only intensified.
Calling it now, 2026 will be the worst year for the box office on modern record
November 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Calling it now, 2026 will be the worst year for the box office on modern record
My wife is visiting her best friend in Costa Rica and she sent me a video of two monkeys on her porch fucking
November 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
My wife is visiting her best friend in Costa Rica and she sent me a video of two monkeys on her porch fucking
I’m not one of those guys who instantly hates the idea of a sequel to a great movie, but the very notion of Toy Story 5 existing makes me irrationally angry
November 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I’m not one of those guys who instantly hates the idea of a sequel to a great movie, but the very notion of Toy Story 5 existing makes me irrationally angry
sometimes I think about how wild it is that we made it this far as a society given how many truly dumb beyond all measure so many people are
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
sometimes I think about how wild it is that we made it this far as a society given how many truly dumb beyond all measure so many people are
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