Chonkmaster
@beefmcbigstrong.bsky.social
No longer as obese as my name implies
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genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 AM
genuinely have been thinking about this all day i cannot stop laughing about the second verses lyrics
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it's from the river to the sea no matter what 🇵🇸
September 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's from the river to the sea no matter what 🇵🇸
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SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
July 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
SUGGESTION - Brother, you should put me in front of a firing squad. I have no words for how I failed you.
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REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*?
SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
June 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
REACTION SPEED - Wait. Did he just say *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre*?
SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
SUGGESTION - He did it! He said *Wompty-Dompty-Dom Centre* like it's the most natural thing in the world.
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it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening
June 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
it would be so cool if something happened. we’re so god damn close to something happening
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KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence.
AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
May 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence.
AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
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if jk rowling was a character in her own books she would have spent a full page describing her weight to emphasize her wretched moral character
April 30, 2025 at 2:44 PM
if jk rowling was a character in her own books she would have spent a full page describing her weight to emphasize her wretched moral character
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My message to Elon and all of his fans:
April 2, 2025 at 2:48 AM
My message to Elon and all of his fans:
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OK, so this is very good
March 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
OK, so this is very good
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On top of being just dogshit strategy, the casual cruelty of just arguing for letting people suffer under fascism until they decide that indifferent neoliberalism wasn't so bad after all is notable here
March 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
On top of being just dogshit strategy, the casual cruelty of just arguing for letting people suffer under fascism until they decide that indifferent neoliberalism wasn't so bad after all is notable here
how to handle your girlfriend being a better poster than you
March 8, 2025 at 11:29 PM
how to handle your girlfriend being a better poster than you
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the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend
February 13, 2025 at 8:32 AM
the democrats 'could' do this or 'should' do that but the democrats 'would' push you into farm machinery for a long weekend
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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
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This is perfect explanation
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
This is perfect explanation
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it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
January 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
it humbles me to say this but since lots of subreddit mods have taken a stronger stance against fascism by banning links from X than the Democratic Party as a whole, i have no choice but to drop "reddit behavior (pejorative)" from my vocabulary
Good morning. I hope windows dies and Microsoft explodes
January 9, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Good morning. I hope windows dies and Microsoft explodes