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Vinz Clortho
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I have an orange cat & existential gripes.
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“If you think you have the moral high ground, that’s a very dangerous position and you can do some dreadful things.”

- Brian Flanagan
The Weather Underground
September 15, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Sitting on toilet drinking coffee 2 minutes before work zoom meeting thinking, “I have time to skeet about this”.
September 15, 2023 at 4:59 PM
MAGA Guy: THEY INDICTED HUNTER BIDEN! Justice!
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What they get him on?
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Oh, it’s illegal to do illegal drugs and buy guns? So, hypothetically speaking, if I’m on unprescribed Oxy’s and buy a gun, I did the same thing?
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They really prosecute that? Sheeeeet.
September 15, 2023 at 2:58 AM
I’m enjoying Ahsoka, but the plot is a collection of holes tightly strung together by other holes.
September 15, 2023 at 1:33 AM
“If you think you have the moral high ground, that’s a very dangerous position and you can do some dreadful things.”

- Brian Flanagan
The Weather Underground
September 15, 2023 at 1:07 AM
Do one thing so beautifully kind and surprising that the universe cries joyfully.
September 14, 2023 at 9:04 PM
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Took a look at my student loan details and I think I'm going to focus my efforts on getting sucked into an interdimensional portal.
September 14, 2023 at 7:33 PM
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Enhance
September 13, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Real-estate developer has business plan ruined by double life leading illegal alien.
Describe a movie in the most prosaic way possible while still conveying the basic gist:

An autistic dude does people's taxes and assassinates people.
September 13, 2023 at 8:40 PM
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September 13, 2023 at 4:15 PM
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What's a "comfort" horror watch you don't mind playing often? 📽️

I used to watch The Lost Boys when a local station would run it on the weekend.

A+ soundtrack, lots of humor, fantastic cast, tense atmospheric tone that doesn't overwhelm, and the single greatest closing line in cinema, hands down.
September 13, 2023 at 4:26 PM
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What’s a “comfort” horror watch you don’t mind playing often?

It's more of a horror comedy but that's my favorite genre and most of my favorite horror has at least some comedy in there too. But yeah this is one of my favorites to just throw on when I'm feeling blue.
September 13, 2023 at 4:17 PM
What’s a “comfort” horror watch you don’t mind playing often?

First time I saw this movie I found myself quickly rooting for the Cenobites, so it never really feel like horror to me, but more a macab superhero film.
September 13, 2023 at 4:06 PM
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Thank you so much to everyone who shared or donated to Beth’s GFM!! The goal was hit in just a few hours, and Ken has suspended addtl donations.

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September 13, 2023 at 1:29 PM
You ever just “whatever”, and realize you actually mean it. Oh man, that’s the nectar of the gods.
September 13, 2023 at 5:45 AM
“Before enlightenment chop wood, carry water. After enlightenment start a Youtube channel and create a subscription course.”
September 13, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Am I a bad person that I want them to legalize drugs, which could devastate millions, all because I’d like to buy pure MDMA at CVS.
September 13, 2023 at 4:47 AM
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What’s your sign
September 13, 2023 at 3:08 AM
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Thinking about traveling back in time to try and stop horrific events in history by standing at an intersection with a cardboard sign.
September 12, 2023 at 2:53 PM
“How old do you feel inside?”

I’d like a lawyer before I answer anymore of these questions.
September 12, 2023 at 10:27 PM
whats your sign
September 12, 2023 at 10:14 PM
Guy in a white jumpsuit with a mesh mask pointing a sword at me saying “En garde!”

Sorry can’t, I’m a non-duelists.
September 12, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Me: “God, I give up”

God: “I was inside you the whole time”

Me: “Wow, that was a pretty great hiding spot”

God: “Thanks, now you hide, 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi….”
September 12, 2023 at 7:21 PM
Demon conference:
“Let’s chill out for a while, things are getting wack.”
September 12, 2023 at 6:22 PM