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i have got to get some new fridge magnets i cannot keep using the pee in my mouth magnet to pin up christmas cards and wedding invitations....
December 17, 2024 at 6:53 PM
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November 22, 2024 at 11:09 PM
dark outside at 6pm thinking i will perhaps become seasonally depressed about this
November 9, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I don't have an ergonomic setup for my work laptop so im always looking slightly down while working, however i balance this out by having my projector screen for games/movies hung slightly too high so that i have to look slightly up :3
November 7, 2024 at 9:21 PM
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I am not "taking care of myself" today I'm scrolling baby FUCK it
November 5, 2024 at 8:19 PM
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anyone feel like doing something special, something huge. something that’s sure to impress a young jodie foster
November 6, 2024 at 1:25 PM
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Look at these dummies in their matching sweatshirts
December 27, 2023 at 1:45 AM
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The 50s. When men were real men and never left the house without their shoulder kittens. Photo from my collection, no further info.
October 1, 2023 at 12:27 AM
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Mexican drug cartels have an incredible one time opportunity to reinvent their image and remake their PR efforts for an entire generation, simply by doing one thing. One right thing to do, along the border specifically, with one Livestream.
September 30, 2023 at 1:14 AM
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September 10, 2023 at 1:59 PM
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nobody played the game better, or kissed his son weirder
September 10, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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i’m stoked for 10-15 years from now when we finally get the documentary Tom Brady: What The Hell Was Even Going On With That Guy
September 10, 2023 at 9:02 PM
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Good morning bluesky ☀️
September 9, 2023 at 2:22 PM
if i vaped i could post something like "call me sebulba the way im racing for my pod" but i do not alas
September 9, 2023 at 4:41 PM
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in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that‘s called foreshadowing
September 7, 2023 at 9:40 PM
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Know Your Northern Cardinals.
My newsletter: tinyletter.com/rosemarymosco
September 5, 2023 at 1:24 PM
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Portland Oregon has fallen to uruk hai
September 5, 2023 at 4:38 PM
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[gas station attendant pulls the premium pump out and lets me sniff the nozzle] *I nod*
September 5, 2023 at 3:58 PM
girl dinner but make it lunch
September 5, 2023 at 4:45 PM
used book store find
August 30, 2023 at 11:51 PM
i forgot how much joy brandon sanderson brings me with his writing
August 24, 2023 at 3:02 AM
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How do you want your eggs?
Bacon, sausage, or ham?
Hashbrowns or grits?
White, wheat, raisin, or a biscuit?
And a regular waffle?
August 24, 2023 at 2:38 AM
*phoebe bridgers at the end of i know the end voice* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
August 22, 2023 at 3:53 AM
meep morp
August 20, 2023 at 7:30 AM