Jessie
@jessie.bsky.social
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@jessiedotjs everywhere else
Mostly just skeets about my dog
@jessiedotjs everywhere else
Mostly just skeets about my dog
One Medical wants you to renew prescriptions inside their app instead of having your pharmacy reach out.
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
November 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
One Medical wants you to renew prescriptions inside their app instead of having your pharmacy reach out.
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
Amazon Pharmacy automatically tries to renew prescriptions on their end.
So every renewal, Amazon tries to renew and One Medical denies it despite them being THE SAME COMPANY
A - Always
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
November 9, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A - Always
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
B - Be
C - Petting your dog
Why do people keep looking at me like I'm making a joke when I talk about the trilingual montessori daycare starting at age 1 I'm interested in!?
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Why do people keep looking at me like I'm making a joke when I talk about the trilingual montessori daycare starting at age 1 I'm interested in!?
I am constantly finding pacifiers in pockets of everything I own
November 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I am constantly finding pacifiers in pockets of everything I own
If someone sent me an email with a malicious link disguised as a subscription email with an easy to find 'unsubscribe' link, I would fall for that every time
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
If someone sent me an email with a malicious link disguised as a subscription email with an easy to find 'unsubscribe' link, I would fall for that every time
Love when the daycare curriculum gets sent out. Next week is Wheel Week. Reading books on transportation. Practicing spinning. Rolling toys. Singing wheels on the bus. Looking at streamers hung from hoops. Stamping with circular stamps.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Love when the daycare curriculum gets sent out. Next week is Wheel Week. Reading books on transportation. Practicing spinning. Rolling toys. Singing wheels on the bus. Looking at streamers hung from hoops. Stamping with circular stamps.
Baby has been repeatedly late on returning his library books and we're going to have to have a tough conversation about responsibility
November 6, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Baby has been repeatedly late on returning his library books and we're going to have to have a tough conversation about responsibility
Baby is attending his first concert at Carnegie Hall tomorrow
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Baby is attending his first concert at Carnegie Hall tomorrow
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It's picture day at daycare today. I always hear about how expensive these photos are. But there is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a photo of this baby in a fall outfit sitting next to some pumpkins
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
It's picture day at daycare today. I always hear about how expensive these photos are. But there is no amount of money I wouldn't pay for a photo of this baby in a fall outfit sitting next to some pumpkins
Imagine being the kind of person who knows about daylight savings time ahead of time
November 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Imagine being the kind of person who knows about daylight savings time ahead of time
"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"things have changed" -my mom, surprised the doctor recommended against adding ground up McDonald's cheeseburger to Baby's formula
I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭
October 30, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I picked him up this morning and HE DIDN'T SCRUNCH 😭😭😭
Reposted by Jessie
Some of y'all need to live menos.
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Some of y'all need to live menos.
Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us
October 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Ordered the Meta glasses. Whenever I try to take videos of Baby, he stops what he's doing to look at my camera. Hoping now he doesn't notice the recording and we can keep playing without the camera interrupting us
He giggled for the first time today 😍😭
October 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
He giggled for the first time today 😍😭
Can someone leak my SSN real quick, my identity protection from previous leaks is finally expiring
October 24, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Can someone leak my SSN real quick, my identity protection from previous leaks is finally expiring
One day this baby is gonna learn that every time he vomits he gets to have a fun bath and then it's all over for us
October 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
One day this baby is gonna learn that every time he vomits he gets to have a fun bath and then it's all over for us
Unreasonably worried that my baby doesn't have enough Halloween costumes
October 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Unreasonably worried that my baby doesn't have enough Halloween costumes
I'm shopping on whatnot and half the streams went down and all the comments are yelling at the hosts for "suddenly stopping the show"
October 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I'm shopping on whatnot and half the streams went down and all the comments are yelling at the hosts for "suddenly stopping the show"
Jake says I can't wake up our sleeping baby just to hang out with him?
October 20, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Jake says I can't wake up our sleeping baby just to hang out with him?
Brought Baby and Freda into Home Depot and you'll never guess which one peed on the floor!
October 18, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Brought Baby and Freda into Home Depot and you'll never guess which one peed on the floor!
Jake is getting increasingly annoyed that in every family Halloween costume idea, Griffin is a dog, he and Freda are the main leads, and I'm a sexy version of something stupid
October 17, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Jake is getting increasingly annoyed that in every family Halloween costume idea, Griffin is a dog, he and Freda are the main leads, and I'm a sexy version of something stupid