Batnacks
batnacks.bsky.social
Batnacks
@batnacks.bsky.social
I'm just a gorl
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"oh i do 10% more damage against women, that means i have the lady killer perk so i guess i'm straight"
*checks pip boy*
"what the fuck"
February 5, 2026 at 12:40 AM
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I expect a full apology video and an extra 20 dollars on her paycheck, thanks😭
February 4, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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February 4, 2026 at 9:08 AM
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[Guy who's bad at evidence-based medicine] Physics is fake because no physics experiment in all of history has ever used a control universe with randomized laws
February 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
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[upbeat zohran voice] I'm here at the Palace of Justice in Nuremberg, Germany, where 80 years ago some important progressive work started [smash cut] but hasn't ended. So here's what we're doing:
February 2, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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shit got me like
January 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I feel like if I'd read When You Fell From Heaven like 3 years earlier I would've seriously considered naming myself Maxine, so that's the grip it has on my brain rn
January 26, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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high effort when you fell from heaven fanart
January 25, 2026 at 10:35 PM
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Doesn’t it make you crazy? Doesn’t it turn your blood to fucking gasoline?
People are being executed in the street over a problem that straight up does not exist and both parties are complicit in the lie
January 24, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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Zohran CLAIMS to be a socialist, and yet he keeps doing things that I can only categorise as 'king shit'. INTERESTING.
Oh yes, oh yes. Let’s let this trend catch on.
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me
January 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Caution, hot surface
January 19, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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tron ares is wild, it's like they made star wars rise of skywalker for tron fans
January 18, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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FromSoft is *so* good at this.

- Nokron is absolutely an all-timer

- leaving the castle after defeating Godrick and seeing Liurnia

- when you first get through the wall and see Leyndell, Capital City

- seeing Anor Londo for the first time in Dark Souls

- etc. etc.
the descent into nokron in elden ring is something i wish i could experience for the first time again
tell me about a time you were awed by a set piece in a video game. not a story beat, not an emotional moment or a cool mechanic, but something just There, in the world, that made your jaw drop or sent a chill up your spine
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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every other city in america:
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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floortime is goated
January 1, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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he's been arguing with chat bots for nearly three years at this point
December 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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I don’t know how to identify a bad parent anymore. But sweeties, you’re doing great!
December 21, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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The M1 Garand ping on the coffee capsule is inspired
AI still can’t do this
December 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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[guy who denies that fantasy media can ever be political] You don't get it. The soul curse that was inflicted upon the Gorks when they tore down the Wizard Tower and the Cleric Tower permanently tainted all of them, so now it's morally righteous to kill every single one of them forever.
December 16, 2025 at 8:31 AM
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The fact is no presenter has ever had to leave the BBC for expressing conservative views, or even explicitly endorsing a right-wing party.

Was never a problem for Jeremy Clarkson. Was never a problem for Andrew Neil. Was never a problem for Alan Sugar
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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the problem with the game peak is that every biome has hazards like "it's really hot!" or "it's really cold!" and then the roots biome is like "Okay so there's poison and zombies and wind and spiders and spores and beetles and explosive mines and mushrooms that change daily with random effects and-"
December 13, 2025 at 8:09 AM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM