basil 🌿
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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imagine if tom bombadil sounded like colin meloy
November 19, 2025 at 9:44 PM
imagine if tom bombadil sounded like colin meloy
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just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
What Tom Holland’s historic lip-sync showcase taught us about stormwater management
Grab your umbrella and your tights.
neorsd.medium.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:22 AM
just learned we won an award for our blog post about Tom Holland and stormwater management.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
remember, when you see an article about stormwater management, you repost it. i don’t make the rules.
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
Who Said It: The Hell Priest Pinhead or Olivia Nuzzi?
“Olivia Nuzzi did it all for love. The former political journalist has written a combustive portrait of America, President Trump, and the scandal w...
buff.ly
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"From his mouth the bullet theoretical launched the bullet possible."
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BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 PM
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
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my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
November 18, 2025 at 4:33 AM
my beloved girlfriend has an inexplicable attraction to grotesque, almost supernaturally weird old men. guys who look like the adults from a roald dahl story. fellas who act like they were perhaps recently animals turned human through some unnatural bargain with the fey. not me though
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he said i would take a bullet for you yes he always said that as if words could stop it mid-flight and i always with my please don’t say that i said please and the little metal thought of it spilled forth from his lips yes whistling through the air of the possible and i did not wish to see it
November 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
he said i would take a bullet for you yes he always said that as if words could stop it mid-flight and i always with my please don’t say that i said please and the little metal thought of it spilled forth from his lips yes whistling through the air of the possible and i did not wish to see it
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I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I regret to inform you that Olivia Nuzzi's book appears to be Perfect
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
insane, stupid, comically overwritten, dishy, politically indefensible I cannot wait to get my hands on it I must accept this is who I am as a person at some deep level whether I like it or not www.vanityfair.com/news/story/o...
can you imagine if at a presidential inauguration instead of a speech the president just started singing in an ancient language out of the blue
November 17, 2025 at 5:36 AM
can you imagine if at a presidential inauguration instead of a speech the president just started singing in an ancient language out of the blue
this movie ends so many times and i always forget just how many there are and how much they all feel like credits are about to roll
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 AM
this movie ends so many times and i always forget just how many there are and how much they all feel like credits are about to roll
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unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
November 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
unicorns are cool, but they'd be cooler if they were unioncorns (unicorns who formed a union)
“go now and die in what way seems best to you” is an all-time dismissal, shame the guy delivering it is such a pathetic worm
November 17, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“go now and die in what way seems best to you” is an all-time dismissal, shame the guy delivering it is such a pathetic worm
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
November 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!
the age of men is over. the time of the transsexual catgirl has come.
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 AM
the age of men is over. the time of the transsexual catgirl has come.
genuinely criminal that sean astin didn’t even get nominated for an acting oscar for lotr
November 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
genuinely criminal that sean astin didn’t even get nominated for an acting oscar for lotr
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Everything I know about the Red Scare podcast I have learned against my will
November 16, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Everything I know about the Red Scare podcast I have learned against my will
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topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
topical CBD ointment? oh, you mean Cream of Weed
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finally became aware of what a trans person is this week. seems pretty cool keep it up girls
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
finally became aware of what a trans person is this week. seems pretty cool keep it up girls
damn, wemby’s so good he’s got announcers using words like “neuroplasticity”
November 15, 2025 at 4:51 AM
damn, wemby’s so good he’s got announcers using words like “neuroplasticity”
why the fuck is amazon using an ai generated picture of a guy in a memorial segment??? that’s deeply fucked up
November 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
why the fuck is amazon using an ai generated picture of a guy in a memorial segment??? that’s deeply fucked up
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They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok
November 14, 2025 at 3:36 PM
They’re calling her Megyn R. Kelly on TikTok