THE WHAT

oh yeah i know lol

for next time it's congress ave

he said i would take a bullet for you yes he always said that as if words could stop it mid-flight and i always with my please don’t say that i said please and the little metal thought of it spilled forth from his lips yes whistling through the air of the possible and i did not wish to see it

the two true heroes of this movie: Grond, and also just the general concept of horses

it’s a common misconception that the titular king in Return of the King is Aragorn. it’s actually Grond

right??

ugh yeah that’s the worst. not knowing things rules because you get to learn new stuff, but it is hard to accept that a lot of the time. wish it were easier both for people to admit that and also to know how to talk about things

i like “you know how [thing]?” because it reads totally fine as a rhetorical question if they do know but if they don’t it gives them a window to say that they don’t and ask