sir gideon ofnir, the ball-knowing
@basilb.bsky.social
basil. full-time plant, part-time girl. they/she. next time you see her, say hi to the moon for me. 🌿🌖🏳️⚧️
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Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Last year I traveled all the way to rural Vietnam to officiate a friend's wedding. It was a beautiful ceremony that mixed cultures and language, and was a celebration of the best of humanity.
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
He just sent me this post and said "this is how you lost the war."
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From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
From out indefinitely with mononucleosis to Super Bowl champion. Anything is possible.
guess he got over the mononucleosis
February 9, 2026 at 3:02 AM
guess he got over the mononucleosis
an ad for just like the concept of pokemon. ok.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
an ad for just like the concept of pokemon. ok.
bsky feels a little bit more like twitter used to today than usual idk why
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
bsky feels a little bit more like twitter used to today than usual idk why
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on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
February 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
on a seesaw diet, if i see food i saw it
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the moment i saw "so secure" i knew that was a bad company
February 9, 2026 at 1:04 AM
the moment i saw "so secure" i knew that was a bad company
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Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Using the clean edit of Backstreet's Back for a fucking crypto commercial is grounds for a violent revolution
oh gross crypto ad why is that a crypto ad
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
oh gross crypto ad why is that a crypto ad
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If the Twilight Saga took place in Massachusetts this would be Renesmee
February 7, 2026 at 4:09 PM
If the Twilight Saga took place in Massachusetts this would be Renesmee
shoutout to my therapist who just recommended me an emulator to play bloodborne on pc
February 6, 2026 at 8:57 PM
shoutout to my therapist who just recommended me an emulator to play bloodborne on pc
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So anyway 2026 is the year of yuri right
January 31, 2026 at 1:32 AM
So anyway 2026 is the year of yuri right
*le tigre voice* what’s yr take on kubernetes?
January 25, 2026 at 4:56 AM
*le tigre voice* what’s yr take on kubernetes?
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why are you waiting for permission? do something about it you stupid fuck!
I just spoke with the White House after another horrific shooting by federal agents this morning. Minnesota has had it. This is sickening.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
The President must end this operation. Pull the thousands of violent, untrained officers out of Minnesota. Now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:31 PM
why are you waiting for permission? do something about it you stupid fuck!
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CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
January 21, 2026 at 12:49 AM
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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addicted to kissing women
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 AM
addicted to kissing women
home from my first-ever irl mystery hunt (also my team’s first-ever win! coincidence…?!) and now it is time to sleep for three weeks
January 20, 2026 at 3:54 AM
home from my first-ever irl mystery hunt (also my team’s first-ever win! coincidence…?!) and now it is time to sleep for three weeks
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This is public information now, so I can say that our team, The Providence Bureau of Invest-Egg-Ations, has won the MIT Mystery Hunt!
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This is public information now, so I can say that our team, The Providence Bureau of Invest-Egg-Ations, has won the MIT Mystery Hunt!
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Local guy tremendously impressed that the Smitten Kitten is doing all of this amazing mutual aid work but also now skeptical about earlier claims that they don’t have the capacity to run a gloryhole.
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Local guy tremendously impressed that the Smitten Kitten is doing all of this amazing mutual aid work but also now skeptical about earlier claims that they don’t have the capacity to run a gloryhole.
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women only want one thing and it's
What if we were gay and curled up together in a warm bed during a thunderstorm? What if?
January 16, 2026 at 7:31 AM
women only want one thing and it's
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edward jizzerhands
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 15, 2026 at 12:06 AM
edward jizzerhands
packing for mystery hunt and why are there so few cute femme tops in my life/closet
January 15, 2026 at 1:07 AM
packing for mystery hunt and why are there so few cute femme tops in my life/closet
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UB star trek prediction: Will Riker card that taps Aliens
January 14, 2026 at 8:51 PM
UB star trek prediction: Will Riker card that taps Aliens
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And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
January 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
And on the pedestal these words appear:
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.
‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.