kraft sinner
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kraft sinner
@basicslimes.bsky.social
Oh so the empire is DYING dying
January 3, 2026 at 7:50 AM
"Forget what real art looks and sounds like so that I can get richer"
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'

"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 4:33 AM
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Another way AI leads to suicide is that hearing people talk about it makes you want to jump into a jet engine
December 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Marty Supreme is just regular Marty with sour cream and tomatoes on top
December 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
GILEAD by Marilynne Robinson
Hey smart people QT this with the best book you read this year
December 25, 2025 at 7:55 AM
AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH is, without a doubt, the third Avatar movie.
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 AM
Poop is in the works at butt
A live-action Gaston movie is in the works at Disney.

Dave Callaham (‘Across the Spider-Verse’) is writing the script

(Source: Deadline)
December 15, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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The idea is like grass. It craves light, likes crowds, thrives on crossbreeding, grows better for being stepped on.
December 12, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Some enchanted evening 🙄
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Next we dredge him in flour again and then after that it's into the deep fryer
November 30, 2025 at 10:26 AM
It should be illegal to email me
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Starting to think that this "Epstein" fellow might have been up to something not altogether on-the-level
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
beefy fridgers
November 11, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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I was hoping whatever was bursting out of the guy's chest in Alien would be something nice
November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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on the topic of dick cheney, one thing i’ve always said is that you shouldn’t kill a million people
November 4, 2025 at 12:07 PM
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My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗
October 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Good reminder that in addition to being evil, stupid monsters, all of these people are also giant fucking babies
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Outlook is an incredible email platform if the main thing you're looking for is an email platform that sucks
October 18, 2025 at 6:57 AM
performative kale
October 17, 2025 at 6:40 AM
[sasha colby voice] i'm your emergency contact's emergency contact
October 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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The reason mainstream Democrats are constantly trotting out the imaginary archetype of the Decent Conservative is because they are themselves just slightly more polite Conservatives.
October 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
See also: hashtag resistance liberals who keep calling Trump/Musk/etc gay because a) "fag" is still somehow the worst insult they are capable of imagining and b) they are unable to comprehend that straight people really are this evil, without any hidden motives to explain it all away.
Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.
October 8, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel
September 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Told a guy on Grindr I hurt myself at the gym and his response was "oh nice" lmao
September 15, 2025 at 5:07 AM