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Why is everyone so calm about the toxic, super reactive, and volatile gas we are surrounded by! AAAA!
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Last night Donald trump the wicked met Zohran Mamdani the handsome and wise and, in a miracle of miracles, recited the Shahada and accepted Islam into his heart. Truly there is no god but Allah and Mohammed is his prophet!
November 22, 2025 at 2:19 PM
@clareblackwood.bsky.social it would seem the american governors have sent their representatives to welcome Canadians.
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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If you live in Toronto please come to my variety show this November 27th:

masseyhall.mhrth.com/tickets/chri...

I call it Generator but ignore that part it's the best thing I have ever made and everyone always loves it.
September 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Every day, I pray for a world where everyone is kind and respectful of each other, regardless of gender.

May unreasonable attacks against transgender people end🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

May today be filled with happiness and love for you all🤍
September 24, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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interesting document from the united states government
Simple Sabotage Field Manual by United States. Office of Strategic Services
Free kindle book and epub digitized and proofread by volunteers.
www.gutenberg.org
September 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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Folks, you can't report the United States to its manager. There's no superhero coming to save us.

We don't need one giant act of heroism. We need millions of small acts of solidarity. Help one person in your community for nothing in return. Then, do it again. And again.

That's the revolution.
September 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Chiitan loves all transgender people.
I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives.
Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like.
love you all 🤍

www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
September 17, 2025 at 9:54 AM
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You do not in fact have to praise the guy who said homeless people should be murdered with lethal injections and then apologized four days later to save his job. Let's get a grip here.
Brian Kilmeade deserves praise for his apology.
Brian Kilmeade apologized for his comments about homeless people getting lethal injections this morning on Fox & Friends, saying "so many homeless people deserve our empathy and compassion."

Here's the clip of his apology 👇
September 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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So many Liberals and Centrists have become so accustomed to punching the Left that they've become blind to how quickly much of the Radical Right is sliding from fighting a culture war to hankering for a full civil war.
September 15, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
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i swear to god theres like 25 actual journalists left in the english-speaking world, everyone else is just a fuckin quisling with a railroad spike in their brain
September 13, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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September 12, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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this website and its management are not your friends
September 12, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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THIS is what the extreme right are doing with Kirk’s murder.

Using it as a license to purge.
I’m officially scared.

Because of this ONE tweet being afraid of potential reverberations of right wing political violence from this — something many others have said — I’m now the first result on a website called “charliesmurderers.”

This is putting me in genuine danger.

What the fuck do I do
September 11, 2025 at 7:43 AM
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The amount of public compassion demanded today of marginalized communities whom Charlie Kirk spent his career denigrating and wishing harm upon is unsurprising, but infuriating.
September 11, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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You guys put podcast hosts in charge of the FBI and fired all the competent agents because you thought they were woke.
September 11, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Some Fucking Nazi: *dies*

People Who Accepted the Genocide of Gaza and Police Brutality and Murders of Trans and Queer People as Unavoidable Parts of Society and Insisted For Decades You Simply Must Shrug Off For the Sake of Some Imaginary Sense of Harm Reduction: violence is never acceptable
September 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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goth girls are one of our most important natural resources and must be protected at all costs
September 10, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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great advice going around for turning off autoplay videos but might i suggest
September 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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no offends if this is you but if you're thinking "this is going to make the right do fascism" they're already there. they blew up a boat with 11 people on it for being immigrants. they're kidnapping US citizens and trying to rendition them to Uganda. do you think we're on a trajectory to peace
September 10, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Folks, please speak about Charlie Kirk with the same respect he would show a marginalized individual in a similar situation.
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM