Max Headwound Incident
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back-to-back two push delivery champ ('20, '24)
abq -> srq -> pns -> taos -> abq
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oh me? not much. just trying to stave off the encroaching despair.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
oh me? not much. just trying to stave off the encroaching despair.
and so we continue the banal slide into authoritarianism. it's just all so fucking stupid.
THREAD: Judge Ellis is the first federal judge to review extensive body cam video of DHS's actions in Chicago. She finds that DHS *repeatedly* misled the public and made claims that were disproven by agents' own videos.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
I'll go through some of the most egregious ones here.
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 AM
and so we continue the banal slide into authoritarianism. it's just all so fucking stupid.
i cannot seem to get my shit together at all. and it's gotten bad. i've stopped being on the internet basically because i felt like i needed to put blinders on so i could be present for my family but it turns out i cannot do that either.
October 16, 2025 at 4:13 AM
i cannot seem to get my shit together at all. and it's gotten bad. i've stopped being on the internet basically because i felt like i needed to put blinders on so i could be present for my family but it turns out i cannot do that either.
i don't feel better but at least i've stopped crying.
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
i don't feel better but at least i've stopped crying.
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The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.
New York Times tomorrow
New York Times tomorrow
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dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
September 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints
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My new book, THE FOLDED SKY, drops tomorrow!
Available wherever you get your books! If you don't see it on the shelf they will order it for you!
Available wherever you get your books! If you don't see it on the shelf they will order it for you!
June 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
My new book, THE FOLDED SKY, drops tomorrow!
Available wherever you get your books! If you don't see it on the shelf they will order it for you!
Available wherever you get your books! If you don't see it on the shelf they will order it for you!
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for no reason, an excerpt from "let this radicalize you"…
June 9, 2025 at 6:11 PM
for no reason, an excerpt from "let this radicalize you"…
death of a legend lmaoooooo
PERMABAN
bEatmstrJ
This is for a sending a PM threatening to doxx members of SomethingAwful for laughing at your bathroom.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=57842#frompost484764661
bEatmstrJ
This is for a sending a PM threatening to doxx members of SomethingAwful for laughing at your bathroom.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=57842#frompost484764661
June 8, 2025 at 2:26 PM
death of a legend lmaoooooo
the last unicorn should get a live action with jeff bridges as haggard, timmy chalmers as schemendrick, johannes nussbaum as lír. that’s all i got so far.
June 4, 2025 at 9:59 PM
the last unicorn should get a live action with jeff bridges as haggard, timmy chalmers as schemendrick, johannes nussbaum as lír. that’s all i got so far.
i've never given a hoot about jane austen anything up until this week, which has me mainlining adaptations. maybe i'll even read the books next!
a woman in a white dress and gloves stands in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman in a white dress and gloves stands in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
May 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
i've never given a hoot about jane austen anything up until this week, which has me mainlining adaptations. maybe i'll even read the books next!
"But in response to similar claims from the administration, a number of legal experts have noted that it is actually “clear from the Constitution’s text and structure” that only Congress, not the president unilaterally, can suspend habeas corpus." And who's gonna stop him? lmao
“Habeas corpus is the legal principle that requires the government to provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. If not for that protection, the government could simply arrest people, including American citizens, and hold them indefinitely for no reason.”
Does Kristi Noem even know what habeas corpus is?
The Homeland Security secretary's word salad raised even more questions about the administration's assault on fundamental rights.
www.motherjones.com
May 20, 2025 at 9:24 PM
"But in response to similar claims from the administration, a number of legal experts have noted that it is actually “clear from the Constitution’s text and structure” that only Congress, not the president unilaterally, can suspend habeas corpus." And who's gonna stop him? lmao
husband relayed that he had to explain to our son that robbers didn't dress up in the black and white outfits to go rob things. he thought it was like a swimsuit, where you put on special clothes to go do an activity.
May 19, 2025 at 2:09 PM
husband relayed that he had to explain to our son that robbers didn't dress up in the black and white outfits to go rob things. he thought it was like a swimsuit, where you put on special clothes to go do an activity.
surprised but delighted to see tommy cash in eurovision lmaooooo
a man in a suit and tie is dancing with two men
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is dancing with two men
media.tenor.com
May 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
surprised but delighted to see tommy cash in eurovision lmaooooo
May 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
"your comment has received its first upvote!" why, in tyool 2025, is reddit introducing notifications?
May 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
"your comment has received its first upvote!" why, in tyool 2025, is reddit introducing notifications?
clowns to the left of me,
clowns to the right
here i am
on my first day of clown school
clowns to the right
here i am
on my first day of clown school
May 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
clowns to the left of me,
clowns to the right
here i am
on my first day of clown school
clowns to the right
here i am
on my first day of clown school
you can tell this guy is way fancier than the usual santa fe cosplayer bc he's wearing very nice slacks, not jeans. no notes.
Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
May 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
you can tell this guy is way fancier than the usual santa fe cosplayer bc he's wearing very nice slacks, not jeans. no notes.
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Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
May 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Idk what I expected Walton Goggins Sr. to look like but he delivered
"[The government is] responsible for designing the process and ensuring that the process they design has sufficient resources to work as intended. The buck stops with them. They can't just say 'we're not competent enough to follow the constitution so we shouldn't have to.'"
May 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"[The government is] responsible for designing the process and ensuring that the process they design has sufficient resources to work as intended. The buck stops with them. They can't just say 'we're not competent enough to follow the constitution so we shouldn't have to.'"
“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic
April 30, 2025 at 1:13 PM
IT’S REALLY BAD THAT THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL SEE FAKE PHOTOSHOPPED POSTS ON TWITTER POSTED BY NAZIS AND BELIEVE THEM
April 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someone called me a thin-lipped villainous bitch a long time ago and i still think about that.
April 29, 2025 at 1:59 PM
someone called me a thin-lipped villainous bitch a long time ago and i still think about that.
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![[Wikipedia entry]
List of Assassination Attempts on Presidents
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