Max Headwound Incident
@kittyborf.bsky.social
back-to-back two push delivery champ ('20, '24)
abq -> srq -> pns -> taos -> abq
abq -> srq -> pns -> taos -> abq
oh me? not much. just trying to stave off the encroaching despair.
November 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
oh me? not much. just trying to stave off the encroaching despair.
"things are getting pretty ugly, i'm gonna look into what i need for UK spousal visa and also what i need to do to claim my greek citizenship. i wonder what's going on over in greece right now."
greece rn:
greece rn:
March 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
"things are getting pretty ugly, i'm gonna look into what i need for UK spousal visa and also what i need to do to claim my greek citizenship. i wonder what's going on over in greece right now."
greece rn:
greece rn:
I can't sleep. I've found lots of good goaste renderings to submit to enddei.ed.gov though. Very tame, very demure.
February 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I can't sleep. I've found lots of good goaste renderings to submit to enddei.ed.gov though. Very tame, very demure.
i did my homework
February 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i did my homework
i hope they like my haiku
February 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
i hope they like my haiku
@fryingmonkey.bsky.social Why would you post this, Adam Paul Zalewski of San Clemente, CA?
January 30, 2025 at 6:29 PM
@fryingmonkey.bsky.social Why would you post this, Adam Paul Zalewski of San Clemente, CA?
this is so fucking unhinged lmao. especially because it's in response to a very stick-in-own-spokes situation.
January 27, 2025 at 3:28 PM
this is so fucking unhinged lmao. especially because it's in response to a very stick-in-own-spokes situation.
the media only half paid attention to the syphilitic garbage that exits his little puckered cloaca *after* biden bowed out but he hasn't been able to string a coherent sentence together without the utmost effort in idk a decade or so that i can tell. what the fuck does this even mean??
January 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
the media only half paid attention to the syphilitic garbage that exits his little puckered cloaca *after* biden bowed out but he hasn't been able to string a coherent sentence together without the utmost effort in idk a decade or so that i can tell. what the fuck does this even mean??
who wore it better: the working equitation girlies or melania trump?
January 21, 2025 at 6:57 AM
who wore it better: the working equitation girlies or melania trump?
my algo is cursed this evening. ladies are we gonna be SNATCHED when we go to war or what
January 18, 2025 at 2:14 AM
my algo is cursed this evening. ladies are we gonna be SNATCHED when we go to war or what
she should get a dreads-era jonathan davis pinata. blacked out contacts as party favors with instructions on how to tune to drop d.
January 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
she should get a dreads-era jonathan davis pinata. blacked out contacts as party favors with instructions on how to tune to drop d.
i am so not looking forward to four more years of "BREAKING: PRESIDENT'S TWITTER" stories.
January 1, 2025 at 7:04 PM
i am so not looking forward to four more years of "BREAKING: PRESIDENT'S TWITTER" stories.
those CHEEKBONES
December 6, 2024 at 5:20 AM
those CHEEKBONES
i've been a fool. i was trying to earn money by selling my labor to hyatt, greystar, and girl scouts for embarrassingly little when i could have been an artisanal tumbleweed farmer, or a hawker of free range pony bead bracelets, or making small batch burnt wire hangar tree toppers.
November 29, 2024 at 4:32 PM
i've been a fool. i was trying to earn money by selling my labor to hyatt, greystar, and girl scouts for embarrassingly little when i could have been an artisanal tumbleweed farmer, or a hawker of free range pony bead bracelets, or making small batch burnt wire hangar tree toppers.
i asked r/legaladvice mods for leniency and apologized and this was their reply. absolutely shameful tbh. rookie numbers.
November 27, 2024 at 12:11 AM
i asked r/legaladvice mods for leniency and apologized and this was their reply. absolutely shameful tbh. rookie numbers.
he's just churning out the hits this week.
June 25, 2024 at 5:16 PM
he's just churning out the hits this week.
