Bronco Henry Barner
badwiperitchyhole.bsky.social
Bronco Henry Barner
@badwiperitchyhole.bsky.social
basically the crack head of the friend group 🤪😝
If it weren't for old Twitter constantly dunking on Megan McArdle's malfunctioning brain, nobody would even know who this dunce is
More friendly advice from your mortal enemies.
June 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Lmao as if the Dems aren't going to make these cuts permanent in some misguided attempt at winning over those imaginary centrist voters they've been chasing for 30 years
I've seen folks talk about how "in four years" they'll be able to get back to their planned projects and I really don't think that's going to work out. People & projects losing funding now will not be able to hit pause and come back once funding is restored. Hard-won progress & capacity will be lost
I worry that not enough of a big deal is being made about how long-term the devastation of these budget cuts to our scientific and health agencies will be, beyond the absolute ruin they will cause in the acute period.
June 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM
There's nothing in this world more dangerous than a man with a freshly cleaned anus
June 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I've pissed many friends off over the years because of my insistence that Radiohead sucks. Feels good to be on the right side of history.
May 31, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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Antivaxx and libertarianism are the same--they can exist only when the majority of the population buys in to what it takes to live in a society, allowing the minority to think they are outsiders thriving on their own exceptionalism.
I've never seen it so well put before.
May 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A candidate is supposed to win my vote. I'm not supposed to compromise my morals and betray people's rights in order to vote for a certain party.

If neither party wins my vote, I don't vote. Sorry, take it up with them. I've tried, they don't listen to me.
I will not vote for any member of a congress that passes a bill banning trans care. Don't care what side you're on, and don't care if you're running for dogcatcher. I don't care if the GOP runs things. Figure out how to stop it or I'll vote for someone who will.
May 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Sunderland got promoted, so you're not allowed to be mad about politics today. Take a day off, enjoy a pint.
May 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Don't worry, I'm sure the "Britain has no free speech" guys will be all over this any minute now!
May 19, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I got banned from Twitter in 2022 and stayed off these sites until a couple months ago. Most of the people that are talked about on here are this way. Almost every Twitter person mentioned is a name I haven't heard since 2022. Not much that happens here actually matters, I'm afraid.
"The guy from the Onion is dating the YouTube congressional candidate" is a perfect Bluesky story because neither of these people are famous at all outside of this specific circle
May 16, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every white suburbanite when they turn 60 years old: "I should get a Honda CR-V"
May 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
(watching Trump gather support while lying about everything but with unwavering confidence and never backing down) Let's be pussies and grovel and beg for forgiveness! People will love that!
May 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
He and the rest of the Free Speech Dipshits would absolutely lose their minds if a popular music artist put out a song praising Mao
Joe Rogan claiming Ye's "Heil Hitler" being banned is proof Jews control the world. Utterly infuriating.

Even more infuriating that he says stuff like this all that time and it's not taken seriously because of the volume of dumb stuff he says.
May 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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A swing voter is not a centrist. It's like, a guy who loves guns but has a gay sister, loves weed but hates food stamps because his cousin who owes him 50 bucks gets them. (Also, Osama was Iraqi.) You don't win that guy with a carefully crafted platform, you do it by not seeming fucking lame
I really feel like more people need to constructively engage with this! You can think the moderation/centrism discourse is often braindead (as I do!) but the center left really needs a pretty robust convo about what winning, say, an Iowa or Kansas or Texas or Ohio senate seat would look like.
It’s because of the senate map
May 14, 2025 at 12:17 AM
AI was all fun and games when it was lauded as a replacement for manufacturing jobs. Now that it's going to replace useless white collar email jobs, it's a problem. Funny how that works.
May 14, 2025 at 1:06 AM
The same people that spent last week telling you that you need to buy less gifts for your kids, who are spoiled anyways, are spending this week telling you that it's fine for the President to get a $400 million gift that he doesn't need
May 13, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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Convincing Robert F. Kennedy Jr. that the blue fluid from bus toilets is a wave-disrupting proton immunity elixir. He signs up for a $1200 monthly subscription for a two-ounce vial. "You have to rub it on your gums," I tell him. "Of course," he answers. It sounds like sneakers in a running dryer.
May 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Daddy Party and Mommy Party? Liberals are the weirdest fucking people, man.
May 11, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Lib Qanon is so boring. No secret cabals. No blood drinking. No evil pizza parlors. No dead president's son coming back to life.

Give me some lore, make it fun!
May 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Here's the 2028 ticket
May 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
People who leave car-length gaps in busy drive thru lines are going to Hell. That's in the Bible.
May 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
In a perfect world, shareholders would be looked at in the same light that landlords were in 20th century China
"The group, which seeks...damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals."

do you have a moment to discuss the Good News of dialectical materialism?
www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
UnitedHealthcare sued by shareholders over reaction to CEO's killing
The group of investors alleged the company misled them by not adjusting its forecast after Brian Thompson was killed.
www.nbcnews.com
May 10, 2025 at 9:13 AM
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case in point why stats based in averages (mean) offer limited insight
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
A Midwestern Pope. The "Ope" Pope. Has anyone said that one yet?
May 9, 2025 at 7:42 AM
When Dems control the government: The GOP won't let us do anything! They are being obstructionists! They are gumming up the works!

When GOP controls the government: Well we have no choice but to let them do whatever they want!
the democrat plan as a minority party
May 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM