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SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
February 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
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the hospitality of your hall is weak af bro
February 5, 2026 at 3:11 AM
the hospitality of your hall is weak af bro
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This wouldn’t have happened if we voted for the cop who wanted to fund more cops from the party that also loves cops.
January 24, 2026 at 9:37 PM
This wouldn’t have happened if we voted for the cop who wanted to fund more cops from the party that also loves cops.
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seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
January 21, 2026 at 2:53 PM
seen at 38th & Hiawatha this morning
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Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
January 14, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Also this quote makes me want to run through a wall
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Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
January 10, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Los Angeles, CA -
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
Bit of a false alarm; crowd isn’t marching yet though they are assembled in the street currently. Making speeches still.
genuinely, are you fucking stupid?
i know people want “abolish”, but this would be a massive improvement over the status quo and we can do this and then abolish them later
Reporter: Senator Chris Murphy has a 3-pronged proposal to try to rein in ICE. He wants DHS to obtain a warrant for interior arrests. He wants Border Patrol to stay at the border. And he says DHS officials must wear identification and stay unmasked during enforcement operations.
January 10, 2026 at 3:36 PM
genuinely, are you fucking stupid?
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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That's just memoryslop. You only recalled that because you ate a cookie.
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 PM
That's just memoryslop. You only recalled that because you ate a cookie.
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2026 is going to be better because the thing we all want is going to happen
January 1, 2026 at 3:27 AM
2026 is going to be better because the thing we all want is going to happen
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Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
December 31, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?
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And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
December 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
And Tiny Gawain who did NOT die
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It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
December 28, 2025 at 2:39 PM
It's inefficient to get out of bed in the morning only to get back in the same bed at night. Stay in bed all day to avoid this
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merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
December 25, 2025 at 9:52 AM
merry christmas to everyone, except christians who we start persecuting today for real
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An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
December 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
An American beast. Tamed.
#WorldBollardAssociation
#WorldBollardAssociation
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hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around
December 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
hey man did you notice that the Westfold fell. yeah everyone was looking for you. i mean it’s not a big deal. no really it’s fine just for next time you should probably be around
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“Killing him didn’t fix anything”
Well yeah bc we stopped at one
Well yeah bc we stopped at one
December 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“Killing him didn’t fix anything”
Well yeah bc we stopped at one
Well yeah bc we stopped at one
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"And Mary said ‘My soul magnifies the Lord, my spirit rejoices. He has shown strength with his arm; he has scattered the proud in the thoughts of their hearts.
HE HAS BROUGHT DOWN THE POWERFUL FROM THEIR THRONES & LIFTED UP THE LOWLY; FILLED THE HUNGRY WITH GOOD THINGS & SENT THE RICH AWAY EMPTY.'"
HE HAS BROUGHT DOWN THE POWERFUL FROM THEIR THRONES & LIFTED UP THE LOWLY; FILLED THE HUNGRY WITH GOOD THINGS & SENT THE RICH AWAY EMPTY.'"
“She showed up as scheduled, and when she arrived, officers were asking everyone what country they were from, and if they said a certain country, they were told to step out of line and that their oath ceremonies were canceled.”
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
www.wgbh.org/news/local/2... @gbhnews.bsky.social
Immigrants kept from Faneuil Hall citizenship ceremony as feds crackdown nationwide
Trump administration is pausing naturalizations for immigrants from 19 countries.
www.wgbh.org
December 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"And Mary said ‘My soul magnifies the Lord, my spirit rejoices. He has shown strength with his arm; he has scattered the proud in the thoughts of their hearts.
HE HAS BROUGHT DOWN THE POWERFUL FROM THEIR THRONES & LIFTED UP THE LOWLY; FILLED THE HUNGRY WITH GOOD THINGS & SENT THE RICH AWAY EMPTY.'"
HE HAS BROUGHT DOWN THE POWERFUL FROM THEIR THRONES & LIFTED UP THE LOWLY; FILLED THE HUNGRY WITH GOOD THINGS & SENT THE RICH AWAY EMPTY.'"
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alea iacta est, big dawg
November 30, 2025 at 7:00 AM
alea iacta est, big dawg
the shutdown WAS the pressure you absolute fucking asshole
Do I trust them? No. That’s why I voted no. But they are in a terrible position, and we can use the next few weeks to turn the pressure up even further.
November 11, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the shutdown WAS the pressure you absolute fucking asshole
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i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
October 5, 2025 at 12:24 PM
i believe there are about a hundred and fifty million people like me who would pay $17 to watch benicio del toro as sergio st. carlos plan and execute a tight sunday costco run before he has to man the barbecue after his niece's afternoon soccer game (run time: 2 hours 20 minutes)
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[SYNTHETIC VOICE] the MVDS (Misty View Discourse Service) Office in Busytown, CO is issuing a Chart Alert for Friday, September 26. Persistent unsettled conditions are favorable for the development of Chart Discourse... in combination with Lunchtime and the "Friday news dump" upper level phenomenon
September 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
[SYNTHETIC VOICE] the MVDS (Misty View Discourse Service) Office in Busytown, CO is issuing a Chart Alert for Friday, September 26. Persistent unsettled conditions are favorable for the development of Chart Discourse... in combination with Lunchtime and the "Friday news dump" upper level phenomenon
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.
September 16, 2025 at 9:46 PM
It's always a bit jarring when I'm birdwatching and I spot a bird with tiny binoculars staring right at me crossing "big nerd" off his list.