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Lindsay
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Happy Mother’s Day weekend to me! I finally ripped out my old, disgusting shower doors. My only regret is not doing it sooner!
May 12, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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How could you not be impressed by a bird in your yard? This dude can fly anywhere and it came here to hang out with you
May 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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oh im not ‘supposed’ to hide in the churró batter an beg to be coated in cimminom i thought this was a democracy
December 17, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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April 20, 2025 at 12:26 PM
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so much of the fascist movement country is supported by the belief that parents own their children and have a right to ensure they turn out a specific way
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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It’s official: Stunt performers are getting their own Oscar, starting with 2028 show. Very hard faught win for stunt community and will add more blockbusters to the telecast…
April 10, 2025 at 8:42 PM
National Sibling Day is upon us once again
April 10, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Missed Connection: I was in a dilapidated mansion. You were behind me in the mirror. But when I turned around you were gone
April 9, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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a big difference between saturday night when you're young and saturday night when you're no longer young is the meaning of ten o'clock. young ten o'clock means the night is really getting started. not young ten o'clock means sad because want to drink tea but can't do tea after 9 o'clock
April 6, 2025 at 2:21 AM
We’ve gotten a ton of rain where I live, and I just *read* the word “landslide” and my eyes teared up. Congrats, Stevie Nicks. You wrote the Saddest Song Ever and have Pavlov Dog’ed me in a way I didn’t even know was possible 😭
April 6, 2025 at 1:02 AM
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April 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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as trans day of visibility fades into night, it's time to build support for a new holiday: trans week of unfettered access to long-range rocket artillery
April 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Well well well. If it isn’t the consequences of their own actions 👀
Less than a year after a full-throated embrace of AI, NaNoWriMo is shutting down :
April 1, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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March 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Schopenhauer? I hardly knowpenhau'er.
March 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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fuck AI, all my homies hate AI
March 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Our new robot vacuum needs a name! Our old one was a Shark brand named Karl Sharx. For some incentive: Whoever names it - your name will be the vacuum’s middle name that I use to yell at it when it’s stuck somewhere.
March 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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jfk died?? 😦
March 19, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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cool, now declassify the Malcolm X files you punk coward bitches
March 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
A bunch of the seeds have taken off after only a week! I moved them out of the starter and into individual cups to give them some more room to spread out.
March 18, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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I wrote about my kind, funny childhood friend Michelle Trachtenberg, and the group of friends that saved my life when I was a kid.

www.vulture.com/article/mara...
My Cool Friend Michelle
Other kids called Trachtenberg a bitch, but in our group of child stars, we all wanted to be like her.
www.vulture.com
March 18, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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hell, I’ll trying anything once
March 16, 2025 at 6:39 PM