Kelly
@andee902.bsky.social
self improvement is better left to people in big cities
Thought Miami was gonna pull a Spinal Tap there getting stuck lost backstage
January 20, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Thought Miami was gonna pull a Spinal Tap there getting stuck lost backstage
I love that Mendoza is such a sweet little angel
January 19, 2026 at 7:36 PM
I love that Mendoza is such a sweet little angel
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Evergreen Comix.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Evergreen Comix.
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Now I can finally get caught up on last night’s SNL
January 19, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Now I can finally get caught up on last night’s SNL
I am convinced the bears thrive on the second I choose to change the channel
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I am convinced the bears thrive on the second I choose to change the channel
now that I can make my own Indian pizza I unfortunately cannot be stopped
January 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
now that I can make my own Indian pizza I unfortunately cannot be stopped
I just like texting everyone I know “DA bears” mostly
January 19, 2026 at 12:13 AM
I just like texting everyone I know “DA bears” mostly
I have been turned into a bug
January 18, 2026 at 6:05 PM
I have been turned into a bug
Like changing his whole personality by the 3rd star war cracks me up, like you learned Jedi shit for like 3 hrs bro
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Like changing his whole personality by the 3rd star war cracks me up, like you learned Jedi shit for like 3 hrs bro
found this fat snuggly rat in my house, calling the exterminators
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 AM
found this fat snuggly rat in my house, calling the exterminators
Me luring midwesterners into my home: look what I’ve got here….
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Me luring midwesterners into my home: look what I’ve got here….
This is the first toy I remember going to the store and buying with my own money, and I almost did it again….almost
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is the first toy I remember going to the store and buying with my own money, and I almost did it again….almost
I got brain damage the old fashioned way, watching Tommy Boy every day for a year and a half before my brain fully developed
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I got brain damage the old fashioned way, watching Tommy Boy every day for a year and a half before my brain fully developed
This Fortnite game just turned into therapy
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This Fortnite game just turned into therapy
Did y’all know the Parent Trap is friggin over 2 hours long??? And no one has ever noticed cause it’s so incredible?????
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Did y’all know the Parent Trap is friggin over 2 hours long??? And no one has ever noticed cause it’s so incredible?????
Me telling my financial advisor about my $30 in Etsy stocks
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Me telling my financial advisor about my $30 in Etsy stocks
I don’t want to brag but all I had to do was be less of a cunt than the other people in line at the movie theater and I got an extra bag of chips and a free collectible cup
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I don’t want to brag but all I had to do was be less of a cunt than the other people in line at the movie theater and I got an extra bag of chips and a free collectible cup
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take me to the bears stadium immediately
take me to the bears stadium immediately
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
…….
take me to the bears stadium immediately
take me to the bears stadium immediately
“I’ve almost caught the possum that keeps breaking into my crawl space” is my “Big is moving to Paris!”
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“I’ve almost caught the possum that keeps breaking into my crawl space” is my “Big is moving to Paris!”
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changing my AIM away message to something sad for attention
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
changing my AIM away message to something sad for attention
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wait this is the dude who yelled at Trump? they are losing the neon reflective sunglasses guys
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
wait this is the dude who yelled at Trump? they are losing the neon reflective sunglasses guys
I have found my calling
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I have found my calling
Dear detective: I was playing the cartmanland target game in Fortnite and when it was done someone popped out of the back, killed me, and took all my prizes. Please have them killed.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Dear detective: I was playing the cartmanland target game in Fortnite and when it was done someone popped out of the back, killed me, and took all my prizes. Please have them killed.
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This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.