Kelly
@andee902.bsky.social
self improvement is better left to people in big cities
Like changing his whole personality by the 3rd star war cracks me up, like you learned Jedi shit for like 3 hrs bro
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Like changing his whole personality by the 3rd star war cracks me up, like you learned Jedi shit for like 3 hrs bro
found this fat snuggly rat in my house, calling the exterminators
January 18, 2026 at 3:32 AM
found this fat snuggly rat in my house, calling the exterminators
Me luring midwesterners into my home: look what I’ve got here….
January 18, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Me luring midwesterners into my home: look what I’ve got here….
This is the first toy I remember going to the store and buying with my own money, and I almost did it again….almost
January 17, 2026 at 8:22 PM
This is the first toy I remember going to the store and buying with my own money, and I almost did it again….almost
I got brain damage the old fashioned way, watching Tommy Boy every day for a year and a half before my brain fully developed
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
I got brain damage the old fashioned way, watching Tommy Boy every day for a year and a half before my brain fully developed
This Fortnite game just turned into therapy
January 17, 2026 at 4:43 AM
This Fortnite game just turned into therapy
Did y’all know the Parent Trap is friggin over 2 hours long??? And no one has ever noticed cause it’s so incredible?????
January 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Did y’all know the Parent Trap is friggin over 2 hours long??? And no one has ever noticed cause it’s so incredible?????
Me telling my financial advisor about my $30 in Etsy stocks
January 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Me telling my financial advisor about my $30 in Etsy stocks
I don’t want to brag but all I had to do was be less of a cunt than the other people in line at the movie theater and I got an extra bag of chips and a free collectible cup
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I don’t want to brag but all I had to do was be less of a cunt than the other people in line at the movie theater and I got an extra bag of chips and a free collectible cup
…….
take me to the bears stadium immediately
take me to the bears stadium immediately
January 15, 2026 at 11:02 PM
…….
take me to the bears stadium immediately
take me to the bears stadium immediately
“I’ve almost caught the possum that keeps breaking into my crawl space” is my “Big is moving to Paris!”
January 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
“I’ve almost caught the possum that keeps breaking into my crawl space” is my “Big is moving to Paris!”
Reposted by Kelly
changing my AIM away message to something sad for attention
January 14, 2026 at 7:58 PM
changing my AIM away message to something sad for attention
Reposted by Kelly
wait this is the dude who yelled at Trump? they are losing the neon reflective sunglasses guys
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
wait this is the dude who yelled at Trump? they are losing the neon reflective sunglasses guys
I have found my calling
January 14, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I have found my calling
Dear detective: I was playing the cartmanland target game in Fortnite and when it was done someone popped out of the back, killed me, and took all my prizes. Please have them killed.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Dear detective: I was playing the cartmanland target game in Fortnite and when it was done someone popped out of the back, killed me, and took all my prizes. Please have them killed.
Reposted by Kelly
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
WATCH: Trump shows his middle finger and appears to say "fuck you" after Ford worker yells "pedophile protector" - TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:01 PM
This visibly gets to him so people should keep doing it.
Reposted by Kelly
Call your senators. Call your reps. Tell them under no circumstances will you support them by vote or by donation if they aren't willing to dismantle ICE and the DHS
ICE may be shooting people in the face, sending people to concentration camps, and illegally occupying our cities but, apparently, the Democrats think saying, "abolish ICE" is "emotional" and politically "lethal."
January 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Call your senators. Call your reps. Tell them under no circumstances will you support them by vote or by donation if they aren't willing to dismantle ICE and the DHS
oh god he got out again
January 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
oh god he got out again
Reposted by Kelly
closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind
December 12, 2025 at 4:15 PM
closing my eyes and letting the calming waves of hairless homer wash over my troubled mind
A new ready or not with Sarah Michelle Gellar? Yes please
January 12, 2026 at 5:43 PM
A new ready or not with Sarah Michelle Gellar? Yes please
Reposted by Kelly
A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march
January 11, 2026 at 8:56 PM
A favorite sign from today's NYC protest march
he doesn’t know living in the US sucks 😌
January 12, 2026 at 1:58 AM
he doesn’t know living in the US sucks 😌
fight with both my brothers constantly but will never not talk about my sister like Leslie Knope talks about Ann
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
fight with both my brothers constantly but will never not talk about my sister like Leslie Knope talks about Ann
sure I have to listen to my neighbor’s dogs bark but they have to listen to me sing what would Brian boitano do every day and I only sing the Kyle parts so they don’t even know when it’s coming
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
sure I have to listen to my neighbor’s dogs bark but they have to listen to me sing what would Brian boitano do every day and I only sing the Kyle parts so they don’t even know when it’s coming
guess all I needed was a 2 hour bitch session with my best friend from my hometown, I feel incredible
January 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
guess all I needed was a 2 hour bitch session with my best friend from my hometown, I feel incredible