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trans.bsky.social
activity time! 🌽🐮👩‍🌾
Meme in the style of Harvest Moon / Story of Seasons, it says: Sing this to the tune of "Old MacDonald"! I'm so stressed that sunlight hurts. I am gods mistake.
February 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
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wendysparrow.bsky.social
My rheumatologist has been saying this for years actually. He thoroughly researched how to advise his more vulnerable patients who were in very unique under-studied situations, and it seemed obvious to him.
February 10, 2026 at 6:29 AM
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diedfrombeing.labeledrude.online
honestly the fact Roger Stone is using the claim as a coordinated push to shove Bannon out of the boat is enough for me to ignore it. he was on an island and had an airplane, why go through the trouble
esghound.com Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 10h
Sulfuric acid is terrible for "dissolving bodies" there was an ongoing order for Epstein's desalination skid on site, a task sulfuric acid at that concentration is ideal for. please stop doing this shit
butterflygirl24.bsky.social butterflygirl24 @butterflygirl24.bsky.social · 15h
Sulfuric acid is used to get rid of human bodies. Why would Epstein need so much? What was happening on his island? How many children were on his island? #epsteinfiles?
February 10, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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lisaguerrero.bsky.social
That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
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jfruh.bsky.social
at one point during the campaign jd vance was indignantly talking about haitian asylees in ohio and said "illegal aliens don't become legal just because the government says so" and i've been mad about it ever since, and this is the key to what he actually meant
goldwagnathan.bsky.social Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 8h
The way to understand this, I think, is that everybody knows that when Trump or Vance says "illegals" he's not talking about legal status, but about social desirability, and so people think that that distinction goes both ways.
bartenderhemry.bsky.social Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 8h
These people are just crazy. Trump gets up and says "MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS MASS DEPORTATIONS" and they're like "he probably means a path to legal status for deserving immigrants"
February 10, 2026 at 4:41 AM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
In highlighting a CBS reporter's story debunking the Trump admin's lies on immigration enforcement, Bari Weiss appears to briefly forget that she now works for CBS and tweets that his story was for The Free Press.
Bari Weiss @bariweiss Is Trump really deporting the worst of the worst? Scoop here from @camiloreports in @TheFP who got DHS internal docs . . . Quote Camilo Montoya-Galvez @camiloreports · 4h CBS News Exclusive: An internal DHS document shows that less than 14% of nearly 400,000 individuals arrested by ICE in President Trump's first year back in power had violent criminal records. It's the most detailed look yet at who ICE has arrested.
February 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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andyscollick.bsky.social
Climate change? What climate change?
February 10, 2026 at 10:37 AM
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rincewind.run
that the march for billionaires involved aella makes it roughly ten thousand times funnier I am wheezing
mrpussy.xyz mr pussy @mrpussy.xyz · 1d
L M A O
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February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
the breathtaking arrogance and the sheer bloodthirst that it must take to go to the scene of your crimes in person for this fuckin guy, all he had to do to not end up feet first in a wood chipper was give the orders from his Doctor Evil Chair like a normal vilIain
February 10, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
"please god let this happen because it would be so fucking funny"
February 10, 2026 at 7:51 AM
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johannawinant.bsky.social
CALL FOR PITCHES

@dan-sinnamon.bsky.social and I are at work on a new version of Close Reading for the Twenty-First Century aimed at a more general audience.

We’re looking for new contributions: your model close readings of texts, canonical and not, from literary studies and not.

Details below!
Close Reading Is For Everyone Dan Sinykin and Johanna Winant Call for Pitches Based on our previous Close Reading for the Twenty-First Century, we are at work on a new version that’s shorter, slimmer, and aimed at a more general audience. We’re looking for a new set of contributors who would write excellent, brief, model close readings of texts that high schoolers might know and care about. Think: “The Gettysburg Address,” Macbeth, and Plato’s “Allegory of the Cave,” but also song lyrics, idioms, or even a visual image. What is your best, most instructive, most exciting, most welcoming example of how a close reading builds a real argument out from a tiny, perhaps overlooked detail? If you’re interested in pitching us, please send us your 250-word close reading of the text you propose. Your close reading should be mappable using our vocabulary of close reading: the five steps of scene setting, noticing, local claiming, regional argumentation, and global theorizing. (Our close reading of “The Red Wheelbarrow” in the early pages of our introduction is the sort of thing we’re seeking.) If we think we can use yours, we’ll ask you to expand it to a 1,200 word essay in which you explain how your close reading works step by step. We seek close readings both of texts that are canonical and also ones that aren’t. And so we invite contributors both from the discipline of literary studies, and other disciplines across the university, and the public humanities beyond it. Send your pitches—please include your name and contact info—to daniel.sinykin@emory.edu and jwinant@reed.edu by March 15.
February 9, 2026 at 1:56 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Miles O'Brien winking Miles O'Brien winking
February 9, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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popelizbet.bsky.social
my mom had to explain things like the Holocaust and inflation to me very young because I read a lot. I had to talk to a toddler I nannied about Santa not being able to bring their dead parent back. Gay is easy. Gay is cake.
amybrown.xyz amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 10h
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
February 10, 2026 at 3:56 AM
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anjalikdayal.bsky.social
What this man is describing would seem to constitute crimes against humanity under international law. Other governments could and should contest the abuses he’s describing the U.S. government committing against migrants.
mollycranenewman.bsky.social Molly Crane-Newman @mollycranenewman.bsky.social · 16h
“It’s just a horrible, horrible, horrible place,” he said of his detention camp. “I’m not in fear of the other inmates. I’m afraid of the staff. They’re capable of anything.”
klillington.bsky.social Karlin Lillington @klillington.bsky.social · 1d
And here is my story: ‘Absolute hell’: Irishman with valid US work permit held by Ice since September

www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...
February 9, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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trax123.bsky.social
Honestly, his tweet made me yearn for a "National Treasure" style movie where a ragtag group of Chinese spies sneak into Canada to steal our most valued trophy.

"We're going to steal...the Stanley Cup"
a group of people holding torches in a dark room with a diva logo in the corner
ALT: a group of people holding torches in a dark room with a diva logo in the corner
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February 10, 2026 at 1:46 AM
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lukelebrun.ca
China has been a member of the International Ice Hockey Federation since 1963. They have a national team that competes in international tournaments

www.iihf.com/en/associati...
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h
Trump, in the middle of his latest unhinged Truth Social screed, claims that if Canada makes a trade deal with China, "the first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup."
As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just “take advantage of America!” What does the United States of America get — Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China — which will eat Canada alive. We’ll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
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jdnicoll.bsky.social
It needs a scene where the thieves find a hall of Stanley Cups, only one of which is real, leading to a recapitulation of this scene.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA7J...
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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voicesbyzane.bsky.social
I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
February 9, 2026 at 7:18 PM
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cyborgapologist.bsky.social
February 10, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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jessicavalenti.bsky.social
I'm not saying a word
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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popcrave.com
Chappell Roan is leaving her talent agency led by Casey Wasserman after he appeared in the Epstein files.
February 10, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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collaterly.bsky.social
jesus
karnezis.bsky.social Brit @karnezis.bsky.social · 18h
This led me to that APA study that 28% of American adults gamble daily and… that was a whole year ago.
February 10, 2026 at 2:42 AM
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lukeisamazing.bsky.social
this is all I think of when they use “panican”
I don’t even know… 3 increasingly chopped pictures of Obi-Wan saying “Anakin… start panakin, I don’t have a planakin”
February 10, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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babadooknukem.bsky.social
get in loser we're gonna smooch a kobold
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DUNGEON SYNTH: magic missile music
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February 10, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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youranoncentral.bsky.social
Trump threatens Canada again: "Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. I will not allow this bridge to open until the US is fully compensated for everything we have given them."

The entire $6.4 billion cost for the bridge was funded entirely by Canada. #CdnPoli
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump + As everyone knows, the Country of Canada has treated the United States very unfairly for decades. Now, things are turning around for the U.S.A., and FAST! But imagine, Canada is building a massive bridge between Ontario and Michigan. They own both the Canada and the United States side and, of course, built it with virtually no U.S. content. President Barack Hussein Obama stupidly gave them a waiver so they could get around the BUY AMERICAN Act, and not use any American products, including our Steel. Now, the Canadian Government expects me, as President of the United States, to PERMIT them to just "take advantage of America!" What does the United States of America get Absolutely NOTHING! Ontario won't even put U.S. spirits, beverages, and other alcoholic products, on their shelves, they are absolutely prohibited from doing so and now, on top of everything else, Prime Minister Carney wants to make a deal with China which will eat Canada alive. We'll just get the leftovers! I don't think so. The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup. The Tariffs Canada charges us for our Dairy products have, for many years, been unacceptable, putting our Farmers at great financial risk. I will not allow this bridge to open until the United States is fully compensated for everything we have given them, and also, importantly, Canada treats the United States with the Fairness and Respect that we deserve. We will start negotiations, IMMEDIATELY. With all that we have given them, we should own, perhaps, at least one half of this asset. The revenues generated because of the U.S. Market will be astronomical. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP
February 10, 2026 at 12:34 AM