The Men Who Stare At Goatse
@ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I don't.
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HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
February 12, 2026 at 8:01 AM
HIRING MANAGER: Can you explain this gap on your resume?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
ME: I was going through an alchemical process.
HIRING MANAGER: Which one?
ME: I don't think you're allowed to ask me.
OWNER CRACKING HIS KNUCKLES: Was there purification with water?
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if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
if your uncle jack was having trouble getting off a horse would you help your uncle masturbate the horse to completion. wait, sorry. let me start over. so say your uncle is jacking off a horse
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They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons
February 12, 2026 at 4:41 AM
They should have commercials for oatmeal, like they do for cereal, with a wacky cartoon Quaker. The kids keep trying to take it from him, but he can’t fight back for religious reasons
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look it’s the original milkshake duck
From its inception, Protestantism was built on cars, guns and CTE, heralding the culture of the United States of America.
February 12, 2026 at 10:29 AM
look it’s the original milkshake duck
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Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
February 12, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Someone told me lately "Bluesky is just like Twitter." I argued that was untrue on the basis that last time I had a Twitter account most times I got a new follower their bio said "single & looking for fun" & here when I get a new follower it tends to say something like "professor of rare moths".
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palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
![Tamer Nahed 𓂆🇵🇸
@Tamer_Alnoaizy
BlueSky is one of the worst platforms I have ever dealt with. Within seconds of creating a second account, after my first one was shut down just two days after it was created, my account was closed again. This happened despite the fact that I hadn’t posted anything or followed anyone. I was only in the process of adding a profile photo, yet I received an email claiming that my account was “spam” and that it was “causing harm.” What kind of logic is this?
The painful truth is that the account was shut down the moment it became clear it was created from inside Gaza. It seems we are no longer allowed to write or speak about what is happening to us here. They are not afraid of content itself, but of our voices and the reality we carry with us.
Millions are spent to silence these voices and to erase the truth. I am exhausted by this platform and by how our photos and videos, which document real suffering, are treated as “violations of community standards,” as if pain itself has become a crime.
What is happening is not simple moderation or policy enforcement. It is an attempt to erase our existence and bury the truth. And honestly, this is shameful and unbearably painful.
[the original poster has included two screenshots showing the email from bluesky admin informing him that his account has been taken down for being 'spammy, inauthentic or disruptive to users'. it's the standard boilerplate you get when they take moderation action.]
2:45 PM · Feb 10, 2026
https://twitter.com/Tamer_Alnoaizy/status/2021234178461704409](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2l6seozmjsqc4kfukjejat77/bafkreiga45xjdal6lfcqt2zmambaymeoelxafbrlt7fi2nmoahpbqj3cja@jpeg)
February 11, 2026 at 5:26 PM
palestinian journalist posting on twitter that his bluesky account was immediately taken down purely because he was in gaza. all palestinian accounts are assumed to be spam.
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Wow, I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds incredibly cool. What a badass! SWOON.
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Wow, I don’t know who this guy is but he sounds incredibly cool. What a badass! SWOON.
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The NHS closed Tavistock over trans care concerns – there were just eight complaints all from cisgender people.
1. JK Rowling
2. Maya Forstater
3. Helen Joyce
4. Graham Linehan
5. Kathleen Stock
6. Posie Parker
7. Wes Streeting
8. Rosie Duffield
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
1. JK Rowling
2. Maya Forstater
3. Helen Joyce
4. Graham Linehan
5. Kathleen Stock
6. Posie Parker
7. Wes Streeting
8. Rosie Duffield
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
NHS closed Tavistock over care complaints – there were only eight
An eye-opening FOI report has revealed that just eight people complained about the Tavistock gender clinic's care provision in 10 years.
www.thepinknews.com
February 12, 2026 at 1:22 AM
The NHS closed Tavistock over trans care concerns – there were just eight complaints all from cisgender people.
1. JK Rowling
2. Maya Forstater
3. Helen Joyce
4. Graham Linehan
5. Kathleen Stock
6. Posie Parker
7. Wes Streeting
8. Rosie Duffield
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
1. JK Rowling
2. Maya Forstater
3. Helen Joyce
4. Graham Linehan
5. Kathleen Stock
6. Posie Parker
7. Wes Streeting
8. Rosie Duffield
www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/n...
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Hey @indivisibleottawa.bsky.social this business still maintains a Montreal office.
Fellow Canadians, we’re up again.
#cdnpoli #Canada
Fellow Canadians, we’re up again.
#cdnpoli #Canada
February 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Hey @indivisibleottawa.bsky.social this business still maintains a Montreal office.
Fellow Canadians, we’re up again.
#cdnpoli #Canada
Fellow Canadians, we’re up again.
#cdnpoli #Canada
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ngl kinda wild that they backing this guy
i sure am concerned about the fact that casey wasserman took repeated trips on jeffrey epstein’s jet and is photographed with jeff and ghislaine exiting said plane!
February 12, 2026 at 1:32 AM
ngl kinda wild that they backing this guy
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hope this doesn't need to be said, but nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
February 12, 2026 at 1:33 AM
hope this doesn't need to be said, but nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
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Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but…
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
February 11, 2026 at 11:50 PM
Man, I didn’t think there was a way for this story to get dumber but…
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
“DoD loaned the high-energy laser weapon to DHS, who promptly shot down some mylar balloons with it without telling anyone, resulting in the FAA closing airspace and disrupting air travel nationwide”
…sure did the trick
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Julian of Norwich (if she had autocorrect): “All shall be we’ll, and all shall be we’ll, and all manner of thing shall be we’ll.”
February 11, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Julian of Norwich (if she had autocorrect): “All shall be we’ll, and all shall be we’ll, and all manner of thing shall be we’ll.”
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It's my birthday month! I've finally gotten my life pretty stable after my abusive situation, though with some hiccups. Still behind on bills, and my rent is going up by $400. So I'm doing a sale!
Through Feb 19, 30% off all Instructions AND Part Kits using the code "BIRTHDAY"
liliumbrickyards.com
Through Feb 19, 30% off all Instructions AND Part Kits using the code "BIRTHDAY"
liliumbrickyards.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:29 PM
It's my birthday month! I've finally gotten my life pretty stable after my abusive situation, though with some hiccups. Still behind on bills, and my rent is going up by $400. So I'm doing a sale!
Through Feb 19, 30% off all Instructions AND Part Kits using the code "BIRTHDAY"
liliumbrickyards.com
Through Feb 19, 30% off all Instructions AND Part Kits using the code "BIRTHDAY"
liliumbrickyards.com
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RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.
February 11, 2026 at 7:29 PM
RIP Robert Tinney (November 22, 1947 – February 1, 2026), the artist famous for his playful covers for Byte magazine, a hobbist magazine that ushered in the microcomputing age from the mid-70s through the 90s. I'm honored to have included his work in my own art collection.
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This was what dressing tacticool was back in the pike and shot era
Just ran across a tumblr thread of Slutty Boy 15/16th century mercenaries. Historically accurate costuming! The past was alive, y'all, and it was fabulous.
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
This was what dressing tacticool was back in the pike and shot era
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between notepad++ and regular notepad
we're at notepad --
we're at notepad --
The AI features added to Notepad created a critical exploit vulnerable to loading a compromised txt file.
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
The fix is part of Patch Tuesday, so update your systems.
AI is not a feature I ever desired in Notepad. I should look into some alternatives...
AI-upgraded Notepad now exposes Windows users to critical exploit
A critical remote code execution vulnerability found in the AI-upgraded Windows 11 Notepad has fueled renewed criticism of Microsoft's forced AI feature creep.
cybernews.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:09 PM
between notepad++ and regular notepad
we're at notepad --
we're at notepad --
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in the Art of War, Sun Tzu has a bit where he says "hey make sure you pay your soldiers actual money because they'll kill your ass if you don't". Good luck with the company credits guys lol
Fuck it hand the troops Monopoly money atp lmaooo
February 11, 2026 at 8:08 PM
in the Art of War, Sun Tzu has a bit where he says "hey make sure you pay your soldiers actual money because they'll kill your ass if you don't". Good luck with the company credits guys lol
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🚨 The Department of Justice is monitoring the search history as members of Congress navigate the unredacted Epstein Files
February 11, 2026 at 10:14 PM
🚨 The Department of Justice is monitoring the search history as members of Congress navigate the unredacted Epstein Files
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Found one in the wild! Models of the language network in a published paper in a (presumably) predatory journal.
I think I'd be concerned if a patient had four anterior temporal lobes in their lert hemisphere, it might affect their conprehension
#NeuroSkyence
I think I'd be concerned if a patient had four anterior temporal lobes in their lert hemisphere, it might affect their conprehension
#NeuroSkyence
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Found one in the wild! Models of the language network in a published paper in a (presumably) predatory journal.
I think I'd be concerned if a patient had four anterior temporal lobes in their lert hemisphere, it might affect their conprehension
#NeuroSkyence
I think I'd be concerned if a patient had four anterior temporal lobes in their lert hemisphere, it might affect their conprehension
#NeuroSkyence
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Her and Noem are on different ends of one axis of the dog owners graph, but are both maxed out on the evil axis of that chart.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Her and Noem are on different ends of one axis of the dog owners graph, but are both maxed out on the evil axis of that chart.
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He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.
My electrician is a green card holder who's been here since he was a kid. He got married to a citizen, applied for citizenship, went to court for the papers and when he got there ICE kidnapped him and he's been locked up for a month.
February 11, 2026 at 6:56 PM
He got out after 3 months in an ICE gulag.