The Men Who Stare At Goatse
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Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I don't.
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also, like, radius. you stabbed your best friend in the back with an evil sword because you thought that'd be awesome. no one wants to hear that from you
November 20, 2025 at 7:45 AM
also, like, radius. you stabbed your best friend in the back with an evil sword because you thought that'd be awesome. no one wants to hear that from you
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my column for The Atlantic:
November 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
my column for The Atlantic:
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Oh definitely. Kinda like going to Iceland and having it explained that no, people don’t REALLY believe in elves. Also, don’t fuck with the elves.
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Oh definitely. Kinda like going to Iceland and having it explained that no, people don’t REALLY believe in elves. Also, don’t fuck with the elves.
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do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 AM
do you believe in ghosts or are you like me, a person who finds themself saying all the time “I absolutely don’t believe in ghosts, but this place has ghosts.”
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November 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Please understand that this kind of sneering “compliance” means RFK Jr. is a dirty cheat and a liar and should be treated as such.
Apparently RFK Jr. promised Senator Bill Cassidy that he wouldn’t remove the statement
“Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.
So what RFK Jr. did instead is spit in his face by leaving the statement there and adding this:
“Vaccines do not cause autism” from the CDC website.
So what RFK Jr. did instead is spit in his face by leaving the statement there and adding this:
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Please understand that this kind of sneering “compliance” means RFK Jr. is a dirty cheat and a liar and should be treated as such.
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This is sick.
When I was a kid we didn't need to ask a robot where to find the knives, the search was part of the fun.
When I was a kid we didn't need to ask a robot where to find the knives, the search was part of the fun.
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives
Sales of AI-enabled teddy bear suspended after it gave advice on BDSM sex and where to find knives | CNN Business
Sales of an artificial intelligence-enabled plush toy have been suspended after it was found that it engaged in conversation around sexually explicit topics and offered potentially dangerous advice.
www.cnn.com
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is sick.
When I was a kid we didn't need to ask a robot where to find the knives, the search was part of the fun.
When I was a kid we didn't need to ask a robot where to find the knives, the search was part of the fun.
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Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
November 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Looks like their plan to boost productivity by ushering everyone back to the office in an ongoing pandemic didn't play out as expected
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
ottawacitizen.com/public-servi...
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A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Man detained by ICE found dead, hanging with hands and feet tied—attorney
The Chinese national died in Pennsylvania in August, but his family's requests for answers from DHS have gone unmet.
www.newsweek.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A Chinese immigrant named
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
Chaofeng Ge died in ICE custody.
He was found hanging with his hands and feet tied behind him in the “hog tie” position.
Deaths within these camps continue to rise, with more people dying in the last nine months than in the entire previous four years.
Abolish ICE
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Imagine smoking DMT for the first time and you’re tripping balls talking to the machine elves and RFK Jr is there like “ask the elves about vaccines”.
November 20, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Imagine smoking DMT for the first time and you’re tripping balls talking to the machine elves and RFK Jr is there like “ask the elves about vaccines”.
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yeah girl get ur stank on
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 AM
yeah girl get ur stank on
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Fish have committed credit card fraud
November 19, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Fish have committed credit card fraud
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ah, an excellent illustration of “if you think ‘is that a raven?’ it is most likely a crow and if you think ‘DAMN that bird is huge’ it is most likely a raven”
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 AM
ah, an excellent illustration of “if you think ‘is that a raven?’ it is most likely a crow and if you think ‘DAMN that bird is huge’ it is most likely a raven”
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when I was young, i used to wonder how people like this would fare in life, as they didn't seem suited for gainful employment. it turns out, the internet allowed them to accumulate a massive audience of similar idiots, enriching them and turning them into a presidential advisor
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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fantasy novel where the fae are introduced to the concept of open source and it causes one million problems for everyone
November 20, 2025 at 2:18 AM
fantasy novel where the fae are introduced to the concept of open source and it causes one million problems for everyone
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We now reach out to Morganna, Queen of Fae for a response. Morganna?
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
We now reach out to Morganna, Queen of Fae for a response. Morganna?
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Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
November 20, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Extremely upset that a throw-away XKCD joke somehow became the organizing principle for the Internet.
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Seth from "Uhh Yeah Dude" is going to be so pumped
The infamous flop has released its long-unseen final eight episodes for free, allowing U.S. Friends diehards to watch the spinoff's full run for the first time.
Friends Spinoff Joey Releases 8 'New' Episodes Online — Nearly 20 Years Later - TVLine
www.tvline.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Seth from "Uhh Yeah Dude" is going to be so pumped
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named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
November 24, 2024 at 1:38 AM
named my son Sue in the hopes of imbuing him with a sort of gentle, nurturing femininity and it fucking backfired Big Time
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LUDOLOGY (Easy - Success): A list of discrete, named skills? Thoughts as collectibles to be unlocked? Just how much do you love these *abstract game constructs* of yours?
1. A little.
2. A lot.
3. More than anything!
4. No. Fuck this. I'm not choosing one of three things.
1. A little.
2. A lot.
3. More than anything!
4. No. Fuck this. I'm not choosing one of three things.
November 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
LUDOLOGY (Easy - Success): A list of discrete, named skills? Thoughts as collectibles to be unlocked? Just how much do you love these *abstract game constructs* of yours?
1. A little.
2. A lot.
3. More than anything!
4. No. Fuck this. I'm not choosing one of three things.
1. A little.
2. A lot.
3. More than anything!
4. No. Fuck this. I'm not choosing one of three things.
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