The Men Who Stare At Goatse
@ohgodscrewthis.bsky.social
Sometimes I write stuff. Sometimes I don't.
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i can remember how in the 80s and the 90s, imelda marcos’ shoe collection was a shorthand for comically naked thievery and corruption and now we have a first family who literally shat in golden toilets
one of the things that’s harder to see while we are in it, but will jump off the page at future historians, is how deeply corrupt *the entire trump family* is, and how they abused and and manipulated every lever of the federal government they could grab to steal everything that isn’t nailed down
News: The top-secret whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard is related to a conversation intercepted last spring in which two foreign nationals discussed Jared Kushner, according to U.S. officials familiar with the matter. www.wsj.com/politics/nat...
February 12, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i can remember how in the 80s and the 90s, imelda marcos’ shoe collection was a shorthand for comically naked thievery and corruption and now we have a first family who literally shat in golden toilets
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My kids have grown up in an Ontario free from the smog the old US factories used to pump into our air. Those outdated factories closed with the 2008 financial crisis and never reopened.
That visibly yellow air stank.
I’m in Ottawa, btw.
#cdnpoli #Canada #onpoli
That visibly yellow air stank.
I’m in Ottawa, btw.
#cdnpoli #Canada #onpoli
Reminder: Much of Canada is down wind from the USA.
They are about to get dirty. REAL dirty!
Adjust yourself accordingly. Also, someone should start a class action for putting our health and that of the world at risk due to pure un-adulterated greed.
The more you know.
#cdnpoli
They are about to get dirty. REAL dirty!
Adjust yourself accordingly. Also, someone should start a class action for putting our health and that of the world at risk due to pure un-adulterated greed.
The more you know.
#cdnpoli
I don’t know what to even comment here.
February 12, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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I am putting two images side by side and I need you to consider them for future Muppet televised programming
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
I am putting two images side by side and I need you to consider them for future Muppet televised programming
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As requested, sir: a Wet Wipe. For your doodoo ass?
February 12, 2026 at 10:43 PM
As requested, sir: a Wet Wipe. For your doodoo ass?
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Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Best advertisement I’ve seen so far at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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these people are really laser-focused on ruining the entire planet in every way as comprehensively as possible
February 12, 2026 at 10:49 PM
these people are really laser-focused on ruining the entire planet in every way as comprehensively as possible
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Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS
1/x 🧵
1/x 🧵
Good morning, U.S. East Coast; I have a present for you:
February 12, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Just watched the Biggs Cut with my wife. Deeply satisfying. I completely get why 80% of Biggs was cut from the final film, BUT if you don't care about pacing and are just interested in character development, SO MUCH ABOUT LUKE ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU KNOW ABOUT HIS RELATIONSHIP WITH BIGGS
1/x 🧵
1/x 🧵
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I need every member of the STL Planning Commission and Board of Alders to get this simple fact through their dense fucking skulls
February 12, 2026 at 10:19 PM
I need every member of the STL Planning Commission and Board of Alders to get this simple fact through their dense fucking skulls
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When i say the Atlantic deserves neither your money nor your respect, i also mean their newsletters, their crosswords, and all their podcasts
the same issue launching their anti-trans hate as a cover article deprioritized ones about poor pandemic readiness and harms of anti-black discrimination
the same issue launching their anti-trans hate as a cover article deprioritized ones about poor pandemic readiness and harms of anti-black discrimination
Helen Lewis, in the Atlantic, repeats the nonsense that reducing suicidality isn’t an important goal in and of itself.
February 12, 2026 at 7:44 PM
When i say the Atlantic deserves neither your money nor your respect, i also mean their newsletters, their crosswords, and all their podcasts
the same issue launching their anti-trans hate as a cover article deprioritized ones about poor pandemic readiness and harms of anti-black discrimination
the same issue launching their anti-trans hate as a cover article deprioritized ones about poor pandemic readiness and harms of anti-black discrimination
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the electric bill in my mailbox just started screaming
Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...
Australia has so much solar that it's offering everyone free electricity
Australia's extensive solar power penetration makes so much energy that the government wants to offer free electricity at peak hours.
electrek.co
February 12, 2026 at 9:22 PM
the electric bill in my mailbox just started screaming
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two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
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There's a death race with Fred Astaire, he wins and his storyline ends with him screwing on his first place trophy onto the hood of his car, he blocks up the garage, starts the engine, and the music swells and becomes triumphant as he sits in his racecar and the garage fills with exhaust fumes.
February 12, 2026 at 9:46 PM
There's a death race with Fred Astaire, he wins and his storyline ends with him screwing on his first place trophy onto the hood of his car, he blocks up the garage, starts the engine, and the music swells and becomes triumphant as he sits in his racecar and the garage fills with exhaust fumes.
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there is no "hope" after a general nuclear war. Our vast farming capabilities are reliant upon a global supply chain from oil refineries and hydroelectric dams to a specific mine in Morocco. In medieval times, at least the fucking earth wasn't poisoned.
February 12, 2026 at 6:53 PM
there is no "hope" after a general nuclear war. Our vast farming capabilities are reliant upon a global supply chain from oil refineries and hydroelectric dams to a specific mine in Morocco. In medieval times, at least the fucking earth wasn't poisoned.
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w/r/t the Threads remake, watch "On the Beach" 1959, the last 🇺🇸 submarine's in Australia waiting for the end.
Earth's sterilized by nuclear war and the govt is preparing suicide pills as the fallout's coming for them. Ends with everyone left taking the pills and empty streets.
youtu.be/BQY-4upNr7Q
Earth's sterilized by nuclear war and the govt is preparing suicide pills as the fallout's coming for them. Ends with everyone left taking the pills and empty streets.
youtu.be/BQY-4upNr7Q
On The Beach 1959
YouTube video by Ian Leiper
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 6:49 PM
w/r/t the Threads remake, watch "On the Beach" 1959, the last 🇺🇸 submarine's in Australia waiting for the end.
Earth's sterilized by nuclear war and the govt is preparing suicide pills as the fallout's coming for them. Ends with everyone left taking the pills and empty streets.
youtu.be/BQY-4upNr7Q
Earth's sterilized by nuclear war and the govt is preparing suicide pills as the fallout's coming for them. Ends with everyone left taking the pills and empty streets.
youtu.be/BQY-4upNr7Q
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Yooooo
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Yooooo
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i checked the manual, which is quite thorough, and it did not say anything about the clown button. the mystery deepens.
why the fuck does simant have a clown button
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE CLOWN BUTTON DO
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THE CLOWN BUTTON DO
February 12, 2026 at 10:06 PM
i checked the manual, which is quite thorough, and it did not say anything about the clown button. the mystery deepens.
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OFFS.
Of course they're monitoring; what did these people think? That they would stop because they "respect Congress"? Come on, now.
Find some spines, you overpaid cowardly hacks.
Of course they're monitoring; what did these people think? That they would stop because they "respect Congress"? Come on, now.
Find some spines, you overpaid cowardly hacks.
House Democrats told me that the revelations that Pam Bondi's DOJ is monitoring members of Congress's search is giving them pause about going through the unredacted Epstein files. www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
Johnson warns Pam Bondi against spying on Congress members’ Epstein search histories
Democrats say a revealing photo from the attorney general’s heated testimony this week could have a ‘chilling factor’ on getting to the truth about who enabled the dead sex trafficker
www.independent.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 10:04 PM
OFFS.
Of course they're monitoring; what did these people think? That they would stop because they "respect Congress"? Come on, now.
Find some spines, you overpaid cowardly hacks.
Of course they're monitoring; what did these people think? That they would stop because they "respect Congress"? Come on, now.
Find some spines, you overpaid cowardly hacks.
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This is the key point - it's not about Moderna's flu vaccine, it's about sending a signal to the rest of the industry that vaccine development isn't viable in the US. It's all part of the larger anti-vaccine agenda.
FDA's decision not to accept Moderna's flu vaccine filing has sent shock waves through pharma. "When there’s uncertainty about the path to approval & the reliability of the process, that really has pretty serious consequences,” one player told @jasonmast.bsky.social. www.statnews.com/2026/02/12/f...
FDA’s rejection of Moderna threatens to stifle broader vaccine industry
Experts say the FDA "moved the goalposts" on Moderna, creating "a destructive precedent that will undermine the future of vaccine development" in the U.S.
www.statnews.com
February 12, 2026 at 9:55 PM
This is the key point - it's not about Moderna's flu vaccine, it's about sending a signal to the rest of the industry that vaccine development isn't viable in the US. It's all part of the larger anti-vaccine agenda.
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Yale, Harvard, AND Stanford: the unredeemable asshole trifecta www.claremont.org/bio/jeremy-c...
Trump’s nominee “dismissed the creation of Juneteenth as a federal holiday as ‘race hustling and white-shaming,’” and repeatedly described the late George Floyd as a “’violent felon’ and ‘thug’, writing that he was ‘looking up from hell’”:
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
February 12, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Yale, Harvard, AND Stanford: the unredeemable asshole trifecta www.claremont.org/bio/jeremy-c...
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i want to make clear that while this is in the UK, during the run-up to the previous election trans people in the UK kept trying to point out that labour (the centre-left party, akin to american democrats) was pushing for these anti-trans policies
and trans people were scolded and shouted down.
and trans people were scolded and shouted down.
New School Guidance announces:
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
Full bathroom ban.
Full PE ban.
Full school trip accommodation ban.
Trans kids will not go to the bathroom, do PE or go on any school trips. 1/
February 12, 2026 at 10:01 PM
i want to make clear that while this is in the UK, during the run-up to the previous election trans people in the UK kept trying to point out that labour (the centre-left party, akin to american democrats) was pushing for these anti-trans policies
and trans people were scolded and shouted down.
and trans people were scolded and shouted down.
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@gabydvj.bsky.social on the namesake of the Whipple building in Minneapolis, where immigrants and their neighbors are being held
February 12, 2026 at 4:16 PM
@gabydvj.bsky.social on the namesake of the Whipple building in Minneapolis, where immigrants and their neighbors are being held
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UPDATE: He was just released. This shows that just indiscriminately took someone because they were Latino. Their illegal tactics continue so we still need neighbors to patrol, observe, and support our immigrant community.
Someone was abducted at 10 AM by ICE on Central Ave. Their coworker says they’ve lived here for over 20 years, are documented, and have 3 kids who were born here.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
Don’t be fooled by headlines when they’ve been lying to us the whole time. We still need you out patrolling until every agent is gone.
February 12, 2026 at 7:20 PM
UPDATE: He was just released. This shows that just indiscriminately took someone because they were Latino. Their illegal tactics continue so we still need neighbors to patrol, observe, and support our immigrant community.
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really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement
Not going to read them all because jesus fucking christ but this is nasty work from Friedersdorf
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
really interesting to me how many professional political commentators have basically retconned the draconian immigration enforcement policies of Obama and Biden out of existence and have completely swallowed the right wing narrative of immigration enforcement
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you do a line off the lid of the back, they put that style toilet in for a reason, thats between you and your creator
the SEAT? you are making a CHOICE there.
the SEAT? you are making a CHOICE there.
February 12, 2026 at 8:27 PM
you do a line off the lid of the back, they put that style toilet in for a reason, thats between you and your creator
the SEAT? you are making a CHOICE there.
the SEAT? you are making a CHOICE there.
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