Hands Full of Butt
@azuluribe.bsky.social
Writer, bi-cultural deportee, she/they.
Spiritually, I am Chappell Roan yelling “You’re no fuuuuuuuuun!” To the VIP section in Redlands
Spiritually, I am Chappell Roan yelling “You’re no fuuuuuuuuun!” To the VIP section in Redlands
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Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Nothing is yours. It is to use. It is to share. If you will not share it, you cannot use it.
We are getting a Popeyes in Merida— biscuits drier than the Sahara, I have missed you
December 4, 2025 at 2:32 PM
We are getting a Popeyes in Merida— biscuits drier than the Sahara, I have missed you
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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yeah man, trans reporters, whom the ny times derogatorily calls "trans activists" so that normies won't listen to them, have been reporting on ADF activity in the UK since 2018.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
Really important NYT investigation finds that the ADF has been working with Reform, 'courting the party since at least 2024' and that the British arm 'orchestrated Mr Farage’s appearance in Congress, reaching out to ask if he would like to give evidence on censorship'
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/13/w...
They Helped Topple Roe v. Wade. Now Their Sights Are Set on Britain.
www.nytimes.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:47 PM
yeah man, trans reporters, whom the ny times derogatorily calls "trans activists" so that normies won't listen to them, have been reporting on ADF activity in the UK since 2018.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
bigotry in journalism makes you late to the story.
Starting to get worried that all my tests come out clean but I am still losing too much weight
October 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Starting to get worried that all my tests come out clean but I am still losing too much weight
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I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
October 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections
After incredible joint pain I went to the doctor only to hear I might have dengue and idk why it is so funny to me, like what is this, a Rudyard Kipling novel?!
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
October 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After incredible joint pain I went to the doctor only to hear I might have dengue and idk why it is so funny to me, like what is this, a Rudyard Kipling novel?!
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
(Also I have to get blood drawn tomorrow to confirm)
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know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
March 31, 2025 at 5:28 PM
know what, fuck it, putting some alt text on this
2 years later
2 years later
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the thing about the klein/coates interview is that one has principles and one does not. seems pretty simple to me
September 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
the thing about the klein/coates interview is that one has principles and one does not. seems pretty simple to me
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WOW. This entire story is HORRIFIC. This is FOIA of a body cam from the raid in upstate New York the same day as the Hyundai plant. It catches a Border Patrol agent on camera only bragging about denying medical care to migrants detained at the border under Biden — who he says are all "animals."
1/3
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The agent admits he treats immigrants like "they're animals" and that he tells his kids that they are animals "all the time"
September 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
WOW. This entire story is HORRIFIC. This is FOIA of a body cam from the raid in upstate New York the same day as the Hyundai plant. It catches a Border Patrol agent on camera only bragging about denying medical care to migrants detained at the border under Biden — who he says are all "animals."
1/3
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Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
Countering Domestic Terrorism and Organized Political Violence
NATIONAL SECURITY PRESIDENTIAL MEMORANDUM/NSPM-7 MEMORANDUM FOR THE SECRETARY OF STATE THE SECRETARY OF THE TREASURY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
www.whitehouse.gov
September 25, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Trump just signed an illegal executive order designed to target his political opposition by designating them terrorists and using the DOJ, IRS, FBI, and the JTTF to investigate and charge liberal organizations, funders, members, and protesters.
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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I know everything seems awful right now, but this is an INCREDIBLE breakthrough and such good news.
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
I know everything seems awful right now, but this is an INCREDIBLE breakthrough and such good news.
My entire kingdom to not start the day at 7 am with several messes to fix istg
September 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My entire kingdom to not start the day at 7 am with several messes to fix istg
Is being an asshole a prerequisite to working for DHS asking for myself
September 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Is being an asshole a prerequisite to working for DHS asking for myself
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If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support:
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
If you have an extra $10 a month to spare, here's a list of worker-owned cooperative news sites you might want to support:
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
• 404 Media
• Defector
• The Flytrap
• Flaming Hydra
• The Appeal
• Aftermath
• Racket
• Hell Gate
• The 51st
• The Colorado Sun
• Range Media
• Discourse Blog
• Pop Heist
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Elon Musk had the nerve to wear a t-shirt asking “What Would Orwell Think?” Like many fascists, he assumes his audience haven’t actually read Orwell.
Read this great thread and share it as much as you can.
Read this great thread and share it as much as you can.
When speaking to Tommy Robinson at the far right demonstration in London today, Elon Musk wore a t-shirt saying "What would Orwell think?"
So let's dive in - what would George Orwell think about Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk? 🧵
So let's dive in - what would George Orwell think about Tommy Robinson and Elon Musk? 🧵
September 14, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Elon Musk had the nerve to wear a t-shirt asking “What Would Orwell Think?” Like many fascists, he assumes his audience haven’t actually read Orwell.
Read this great thread and share it as much as you can.
Read this great thread and share it as much as you can.
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civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit
September 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
civility is when a white guy calls for minorities to be eliminated in a calm voice while wearing an expensive suit
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"I would rather be caught dead than be at a Coldplay concert." -- Charlie Kirk, July 21, 2025
Good news, CK!
Good news, CK!
Coldplay Pay Tribute To Charlie Kirk At Wembley
Who knew Coldplay concerts would end up causing so much controversy? In July, the tech CEO cheating with the head of HR at their Foxborough show and getting caught on the kiss cam was all everyone tal...
www.stereogum.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:08 PM
"I would rather be caught dead than be at a Coldplay concert." -- Charlie Kirk, July 21, 2025
Good news, CK!
Good news, CK!
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a load bearing “our”
Ok PBS just let David Brooks say that his friends texted him “this is our George Floyd”
September 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
a load bearing “our”
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Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence.
What a legacy.
What a legacy.
September 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Notice how not a SINGLE CLIP of Charlie Kirk is being shown on TV as the news organizations try to eulogize him kindly. Even Fox News. You cannot show a SINGLE THING he ever said that wasnt spewing HATE and violence.
What a legacy.
What a legacy.
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good lord, they did the photo thing for white murderers. again.
September 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
good lord, they did the photo thing for white murderers. again.
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ICE just released their official statement.
A man is dead.
DHS claims an officer was seriously injured.
Some details in their statement do not align with what we've learned here from eyewitnesses, who also provided photo and video evidence to us.
We'll say more when possible.
A man is dead.
DHS claims an officer was seriously injured.
Some details in their statement do not align with what we've learned here from eyewitnesses, who also provided photo and video evidence to us.
We'll say more when possible.
September 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
ICE just released their official statement.
A man is dead.
DHS claims an officer was seriously injured.
Some details in their statement do not align with what we've learned here from eyewitnesses, who also provided photo and video evidence to us.
We'll say more when possible.
A man is dead.
DHS claims an officer was seriously injured.
Some details in their statement do not align with what we've learned here from eyewitnesses, who also provided photo and video evidence to us.
We'll say more when possible.
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