without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?

Everyone outside of the US looking at the US rn

Oh, you know, just working with a kitten on my chest nbd

Every time my cat covers his face with his cute little paw I am reminded that I would, in fact, commit unspeakable acts for him because *how cute is this omg*

I thought that maybe some lighter reading fare might help, only for me to see this dedication in my choice of “light reading” and I think it’s time to maybe get a new hobby istg

Closing the generational gap by explaining Yucatecan memes to my 71 yr old and 67 yr old mother

Flew too close to the sun and am full just with the appetizer

That’s enough fucking Bluesky for today, let me go back to my work

Everyone is gonna see me be cute today

Last week my therapist said that my homework was to write things I enjoyed doing

I told him that that seemed really basic, only for him to immediately hit back with "Great, then it shouldn't be a problem"