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@aytchjay.bsky.social
Scientist | Mom | Disliker of malted milk balls
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how do i explain to my kids two women being married?? how explain sun go away at night but come back next day? how explain magic rectangle show people talk??? HOW
September 1, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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We are on the cusp of AGI, definitely for real
August 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇
August 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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that time I had AI transcribe the lyrics to War Pigs
December 30, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists
July 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty
July 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Looks like I’m signing up for a subscription to @theonion.com today.
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.

That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:

Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 6:20 PM
[Logging into the my scrolling machine at the doom factory]
June 22, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So they can fit more in a car?
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Jun 7
Clownfish in Papua New Guinea are temporarily shrinking in response to heat stress caused by climate change, a new study found. Here's how that might help them deal with warmer water temps.
Some clownfish are shrinking, according to new study. Here's why
Clownfish in Papua New Guinea are temporarily shrinking in response to heat stress caused by climate change, a new study found. Here's how that might help them deal with warmer water temps.
n.pr
June 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I’ve started a re-watch of “Mrs. Davis” and it’s a shocking reminder of how quickly AI has been integrated into everything since the show was released in 2023.
May 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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ok I swear I wasn’t planning on posting but I just realized “woke marxist pope” scans perfectly to Pink Pony Club and now I CANNOT get it out of my head.
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Try as they might, the Trump admin will never be able to extinguish the light of knowledge and pursuit of science
April 22, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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April 13, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days?
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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are there any charts that go up

for any thing
April 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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have any of the other countries tried this yet
I really think canada could duck season/rabbit season donald trump

“yes tariffs”
“no tariffs”
“yes tariffs”
“yes tariffs”
“NO TARIFFS AND THATS FINAL”
April 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob.
April 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people.

We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets.
April 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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Man, the big huge protests in places like Boston, DC, NY, Chicago, and Minneapolis are awe-inspiring.

But my heart is gonna explode looking at these crowds of people out in tiny Maine towns and super red Alabama towns. Places where 15% of the population is on the street corner with more coming!
April 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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April 5, 2025 at 7:20 AM
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Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I was listening to this on my commute this morning and cheered. Thank you, Michel Martin.
In which the Department of Homeland Security struggles to answer a very simple question: "Is any criticism of the United States government a deportable offense?"

(From NPR here: www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...)
March 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM