aybribri.bsky.social
@aybribri.bsky.social
oh good, you’ve found the other place I come to shout into the void
“thank you for calling Tmobile, we’re all out of blankets” 💀 thank you for saving me a 30 min drive lmao
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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It's impressive that Big Tech was like: We aren't douchy enough. What if we made asshole intelligence and burned up some of the earth's power and water faster?
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 PM
You have to acknowledge cats when a stray tail, face or paw enters frame on a zoom call. The crime to refuse their cuteness is stoning I’m afraid
December 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
me to me: “how do I say this sentimental thing without coming across as woo-woo?”

anyways, I fell asleep standing up in the waiting room of a hospital last night because I wanted my Aunt to see a familiar face in her ICU room after a very scary ambulance ride.
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Know your rights. Protect your neighbors.

New York is — and always will be — a city for all immigrants.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
update: they want me to make ribs again 💀😂
brb launching a ghost kitchen on UE
still on the fence about hosting family for Christmas.
not because I don't want them over or anything, but my people have wide asses that my house's corridors and toilets were simply not made to accommodate 😂
December 5, 2025 at 7:25 PM
still on the fence about hosting family for Christmas.
not because I don't want them over or anything, but my people have wide asses that my house's corridors and toilets were simply not made to accommodate 😂
December 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
entertaining the thought of relocating for this one gig.. 👀
December 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
what’s the green out version of caffeine maxing?
December 2, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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going to bed on a sunday after a 4-day weekend
December 1, 2025 at 5:42 AM
imagine explaining a sea of neon unitards and pom poms to a Victorian child
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
is the K-pop demon hunter hair (you know the one) the new pussyhat? 🦄
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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may the carbs i ingest today go straight to my ass.
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Get everything in writing, thank me later
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
golden retriever bf this, black cat gf that, give me whimsical reptiles of unspecified genders
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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The EPA is greenlighting pesticides made with PFAS, actual forever chemicals, as active ingredients on foods like lettuce, broccoli, & potatoes. They’re also planning to weaken drinking water rules & relax PFAS reporting. This is a public health disaster being signed into policy
November 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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New Yorkers are tired of being asked to believe in a system that has delivered little for them. They want a politics that can see the scale of the crisis, and actually start to tackle it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
2pm Sunday brunch hits different 🤤
November 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I don’t know why I love a glasses reveal as much as I do 😮‍💨
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 PM
“is this movie going to make me hate everything?” - The Materialists (2025)
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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Starbucks can end this today: bargain in good faith, resolve unfair labor practices, and stop the union-busting.

Until then, workers are holding the line! #NoCoffeeNoContract
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Just saw this.
November 19, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I refuse to believe the people I meet on the trail aren’t also cryptids (positive)
November 19, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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math textbook covers for some reason:
Robert Patrick on the set of Terminator 2: Judgement Day, 1991
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM