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One of my major problems as a person that I've only really realized recently is that people hate being recomended things when they don't ask for it which is a HUGE problem for me because recommending things is my love language
just saw a forbes article about trump doing the ymca at an an event and it's like A MASSIVE CHILD TRAFFICKING NETWORK WAS JUST REVEALED! Who the fuck cares about Trump fucking dancing??? How the the fuck is Trump in a dancing mood? Fuck this society
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
If you need something fun video game news to make you feel better, Nintendo is losing it's shitty lawsuit against Palworld pretty badly and also pretty close to literally everybody hater the new Call of Duty, especially the campaign where you fight a giant plant monster with glowing weakpoints
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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First off, my suspension has ended. Got a little harsh with a post a few days ago but I didn’t have my feet on the ground and I’m sorry if I offended anyone. Will try to be more chipper. Knock on wood!
November 17, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Adding alt because this is so good
November 17, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Looking at the live action Zelda pics and all I can really think is...eh
November 17, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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Wait uh if you watch through to the end of the clip THEY TRIED TO BUY TACOS FROM A SHOP WHERE THEY HAD PREVIOUSLY KIDNAPPED A WORKER, WHO IS STILL DETAINED
I’m still struggling with the fact that ICE “brown shirts” went to a taco shop and thought they would get served.

F that!
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

...and yeah. Completely fair.
November 17, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Not actually surprising that the newspaper that had the emails but hid them came up with the most awe inspiringly creative tone deaf vile way to write a story about them
Oh you mean the great architecture of the time, the days of vaudeville and early Broadway and - no? Just the child raping, I see.
November 17, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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None of this is normal! None of it is in the safe parameters of sanity!
November 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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Antisemitism is a lot like Qanon child abuse conspiracies in that there’s this real and bad phenomenon and, parallel to that, what can only be described as a large scale mass psychosis about a mostly fictional version of the same phenomenon
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Things like this are why The Majority Reort keeps showing up in my recommendations
youtu.be/vbawEksXwFk?...
Call From Cuomo Campaign Goes Off The Rails
YouTube video by The Majority Report w/ Sam Seder
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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His twitter seems locked now and he seems to have deleted the fuck out of that post but this remained. This seems like not a good person
November 16, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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epstein emails released and everyone coming out as a pedophile to defend donald trump
November 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is worss than you'd expect because economist literally do use a Big Mac index to try and figure out where countries currently are economically and we, maybe for the first time ever, are doing terribly on that index
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
what are your top 5 movie genres? mine are

-weird cartoons
-time travel nonsense
-Dream logic/cosmic horror
-ridiculously fancy kung fu
-found footage
what are your top 5 movie genres? mine are

-pieces of shit in over their heads in a funny way
-pieces of shit in over their heads in a scary way
-time travel fun
-existential terror
-"Did Farts Johnson write this??"
what are your top five movie genres? mine are:

-I am slowly becoming a monster
-A cosmic force is taking over & we are powerless
-Idiot/s fights evil
-body cop vibe but with body horror
-horror movie with rich but unexplained lore
November 16, 2025 at 11:21 PM
The advertising class have lost all connection to what humans actually want
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
...is this too deep of a cut?
November 16, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I like watching videos about dramas in communities I will never even consider being a part of. Like apparently in the Thomas the Tank Engine community, some adults made a documentary like video rant against an 11 year old
November 16, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Woke Hollywood remakes are getting wild, now they're doing a genderbent reboot of Lewinski scandal.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 PM
There seem to be very few aspects of society left that haven't gone full blown dystopia

Never thought I'd even yearn for the type where the rich just fuck off to their own floating continent, exploiting the people on the ground from afar. At least then they'd fuck off
Chicago may experience less tear gas use as Operation Midway Blitz winds down. Cold and wet weather reduce effectiveness, while wind adds unpredictability.
Wind, cold temps can change the impact of tear gas and pepper balls, experts say
chicago.suntimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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I see no way this can go poorly
November 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I am actually left sort of speechless about how nonsensical and inane this is.
ign.com IGN @ign.com · 2d
Why Isn’t Pennywise in The Running Man? It's more complicated than you might think... bit.ly/4a04Vvk
November 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Feeling anxious about something so stupid that my brain should 100% not be feeling it, it makes me feel dumb for feeling it and what is making me feel it is so embarrassing wild dogs could not get it out of me

Anxiety very close to as annoying as anxiety caused by seemingly nothing
November 15, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I beg of people to watch Marjorie Prime, an extremely good movie directly about this
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM