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One of my major problems as a person that I've only really realized recently is that people hate being recomended things when they don't ask for it which is a HUGE problem for me because recommending things is my love language
@fartsjohnson.bsky.social they finally Gus Fringed him
November 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
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This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on November 21, 1990.
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I feel how much the Trump adminstration fucked up the Comey case hor overlooked, partially because it was not easy for non-lawyers to see the exact scale to which they fucked up but, holy shit, it is mind-boggling and ultra embarrassing how badly they fucked up.
November 22, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Whats Her Face is the best Teen Girl Squad Member, don't @ me
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Story Minute by Caro Lay used to appear on Salon along with the works of @tomtomorrow.bsky.social @rubenbolling.bsky.social and Keith Knight but a ton of it has mostly disappeared from the web which was unfortunate because it was wonderful
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I vould probably pick something better...but have the only Dilbert strip I still find funny
November 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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The fact that he just sorta glides over the part where his journalist ex-fiancée was doing campaign strategy for RFK Jr., yet leads with the gross sexts, tells you a lot about Lizza's qualities as a political journalist
well, I read it, and the salient, non-gross part is Lizza alleging, midsentence and without elaboration, that Nuzzi ran numerous “catch-and-kill operations” on RFK’s behalf, which would give her a role in both his appointment and the untold preventable deaths he has abetted in office. Cool.
November 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Remember when Aaron Swartz downloaded JSTOR archives that he had full legal rights to download and the FBI hounded him literally to death for it? Anyway,
NEW: Common Crawl, the massive archiver of the web, has gotten cozy with AI companies and is providing paywalled articles for training data. They’re also lying to publishers who have asked for material to be removed. “The robots are people too,” CC’s exec director told us when we asked about this.
The Nonprofit Feeding the Entire Internet to AI Companies
Common Crawl claims to provide a public benefit, but it lies to publishers about its activities.
www.theatlantic.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Nuzzi is the stupidest person alive and desrves to be shunned from society
It gets worse.
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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donald trump endorsed zohran mamdani before chuck schumer lmao
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I do like that this decision was clearly made without thinking through the possible consequences what so ever
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I've been really reluctant to outright like this Pope, because that's just asking to be let down but he's winning me over
He said "Amen" straight into the drop

Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Hilarious to see the right wing melting down because Trump for one moment didn't act like an asshole to a Democrat
November 21, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The Mamdani thing really does show that Trump's politics right now are "who was nice to me last"

Trump might also just he refreshed to actually meet a genuine and charming guy rather than humanish personality vacuum yes men that he usually surrounds himself with and is used by
November 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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High School

Also why I have such bad taste in music
Who hurt you? Who hurt you that you have such good taste in music
November 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Elon started deleting all of them lol. This was my favorite
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Kinda ridiculous how narrow the price gap between McDonald's and Five Guys is getting
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Saw someone sort brushing off the Trump death threats as nothing because Miller is running things so no one is actually going to do what Trump wants there but it's just like...he still made the threat. That is still extremely not normal and attempts to dismiss or normalize that shit annoy me
November 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Only just now catching up on the $200 Iphone sock thing and all the marketing refer to it as "3D Knitted" and like...as opposed to what? Is there a way to knit in 2D?
November 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Car A24 Where Are You

...is this anything? Probably not
November 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Same Seder mentioned the idea that when they release the Epstien files, all will be censored except the Democrats within and...that actually seems painfully likely
November 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Not all heroes wear capes. Some drive scooters apparently
November 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
The axle in my name is from the villain of this game so yeah I sort of like the game, already own a plush but also need this
I WANTED THIS WHEN I WAS 10!!! WHEN I WAS TEN YEARS OLD KONAMI!!! I AM NOW OLD AND NEED WORK!!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME?!?! WHY?!?
November 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM