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anna
@awwnuh.bsky.social
professional sad girl
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Hey, did you know there's an alternative to ChatGPT that makes sense economically and doesn't destroy the environment?
It's called English majors and they will happily fix all of your documents for the low price of health insurance and a living wage.
April 14, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Last night I started singing Losing My Religion to myself, but replacing occasional words with "legs" - "oh legs, it's bigger" "the legs that I would go to, the distance in your legs"
March 13, 2025 at 6:31 AM
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Existential screams
March 12, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Scream Cipher xkcd.com/3054
February 21, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Why are we bowing to the childishness of the department of government efficiency's desired acronym? "Of" does not get included. Call it the DGE. Don't get in the clown car.
February 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Make the mouse pointer really huge and change the screen resolution to 768x480
I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons
February 6, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Hot new insult: donglebrain
February 6, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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This goes so fucking hard dude
January 27, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Rocket dentist
October 13, 2023 at 7:01 AM
One of the neat things about living in Portland is that when you accidentally go to the jantzen beach target instead of cascades, the fastest way to fix the mistake is to go through Washington.
October 12, 2023 at 11:13 PM
I'd love it if a "film twitter circa 2015" community developed here, but I also don't want to start posting just photos and get people following me expecting just photos. I wanna post my dumb thoughts like I did on twitter.
October 5, 2023 at 6:46 PM
Great, already got a bitcoin weirdo trying to follow me here. No thanks!
October 1, 2023 at 4:12 PM
Tonight I fixed a Hasselblad PME-3 prism that wasn't getting any power. I have the power!
September 30, 2023 at 3:46 AM
Good band name, inspired by a customer today: "the vacuum belle"
September 30, 2023 at 1:06 AM
Sure rocks having a migraine after work only for it to clear up (with meds) around 10:30. Energy burst right when I need to get ready to sleep. Love my broken brain.
September 27, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Switched to flannel sheets - it's incredible how comfy I am
September 26, 2023 at 7:18 AM
Not the brightest bucket in the shed
September 11, 2023 at 3:42 AM
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A good rule of thumb is "Be Opposable"
August 13, 2023 at 1:52 AM
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Many cultures around the world have a legend of a Bon Jovi-like figure.
Germans know him as Guten Joven;
in Brazil he is Bom João
July 3, 2023 at 6:25 PM
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THERAPIST: Remind me what your biggest fear is?

ME: The Kool-Aid Man

THERAPIST: Oh yeah

ME: OH NO
August 14, 2023 at 9:31 PM
Coworker, testing a Nikon F2 and lens that weren't working correctly: "seems like it has a coupling problem"
Me: "same"
Impressed groans all around.
August 6, 2023 at 7:17 AM
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Top Ten Best Cat Breeds
1. Dumpster Blessing
2. Freelance Tenderloaf
3. Gutter Angel
4. Just Showed Up One Day
5. Royal Trash Goblin
6. Crime Child
7. Snack Master General
8. Le Slinkus
9. Crusty Sea Captain
10. Classic Potato
August 3, 2023 at 6:04 AM
Going to bed before midnight on (my) Friday? Unheard of. So sleepy.
August 2, 2023 at 6:38 AM
Wow, it's good to be here but where are my friends??
July 31, 2023 at 3:05 AM