I'm not sure if it was Bilbo or a different cat, but there's a tweet about boogers that lives in my head. I couldn't find it on the cesspit that Twitter is now :(

They could probably wrap themselves around your head though

It's my morning pre-work social media time!

Yeah... there's always been a lot but they're too similar now

In 2017ish, I asked a friend if her cat minded having his beans touched, and after an awkward pause, it turned out she had always used "beans" as the term for cat balls

Never thought 'ooh I hate that "?"' would be a thought I'd have at 9am on a Saturday