OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)
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Fabricator. Get in the one, autoz one!
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thanksgiving is a vibe!
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
thanksgiving is a vibe!
Because 98% of shootings have been by men, only women should have the right to bear arms. The only way to get around this as a man is to trans yourself into a woman.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Because 98% of shootings have been by men, only women should have the right to bear arms. The only way to get around this as a man is to trans yourself into a woman.
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Dying at Review Brah wondering why the Baja Blast pie that *he himself just turned upside down in the box in order to read the back* looks all smashed up
November 14, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Dying at Review Brah wondering why the Baja Blast pie that *he himself just turned upside down in the box in order to read the back* looks all smashed up
1 beer is actually equivalent to 6 beers
November 13, 2025 at 11:05 PM
1 beer is actually equivalent to 6 beers
I love the stuff people will just post online, for free, of their own free will, with no gun to their head
When I was 37 I was dating a woman who was 19. The thing that inspired me to break things off was hearing Pearl Jam's "Alive" on the radio - a song released 9 years before her birth she had never heard . In that moment I realized things would never work.
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love the stuff people will just post online, for free, of their own free will, with no gun to their head
Going into victory formation at the grocery store
November 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Going into victory formation at the grocery store
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if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
if democrats are serious about winning they need to learn from tonight and convert to islam
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can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
October 15, 2025 at 1:54 PM
can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason
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[army recruitment ad voice] breakfast is calling. will you answer ?
October 13, 2025 at 3:18 PM
[army recruitment ad voice] breakfast is calling. will you answer ?
Improv people love it when they ask you for a topic, any topic, and you bring up your uncle’s circumcision
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Improv people love it when they ask you for a topic, any topic, and you bring up your uncle’s circumcision
The CDC recommends blowing smoke in your toddler’s face
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
The CDC recommends blowing smoke in your toddler’s face
People are getting upset that there’s now gonna be a counter Super Bowl halftime show that involves faith and prayer.
Show a little gumption libtards, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Pray along with me:
🙏 Dear god, please kill the Philadelphia Eagles. Amen. 🙏
Show a little gumption libtards, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Pray along with me:
🙏 Dear god, please kill the Philadelphia Eagles. Amen. 🙏
October 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
People are getting upset that there’s now gonna be a counter Super Bowl halftime show that involves faith and prayer.
Show a little gumption libtards, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Pray along with me:
🙏 Dear god, please kill the Philadelphia Eagles. Amen. 🙏
Show a little gumption libtards, the squeaky wheel gets the grease. Pray along with me:
🙏 Dear god, please kill the Philadelphia Eagles. Amen. 🙏
Saw protests breaking out on the street, dozens if not hundreds, all celebrating the untimely death of Jane Goodall. Disgusting.
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Saw protests breaking out on the street, dozens if not hundreds, all celebrating the untimely death of Jane Goodall. Disgusting.
Applying to be the spectre of death
September 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Applying to be the spectre of death
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(explaining god to a bug) imagine a really big bug
September 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
(explaining god to a bug) imagine a really big bug
It’s coming
August 21, 2025 at 10:19 PM
It’s coming
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smoking that shit that makes you feel like the elvis bowling ball (no holes)
August 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
smoking that shit that makes you feel like the elvis bowling ball (no holes)
Honestly more infants need Botox
August 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Honestly more infants need Botox
We’ve recently learned the Rizzler now has off-brand imitators. Looking to acquire one for sponsorship
August 10, 2025 at 10:04 PM
We’ve recently learned the Rizzler now has off-brand imitators. Looking to acquire one for sponsorship
For good luck, instead of saying “break a leg”, suicide bombers say “tear a wrist”
July 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
For good luck, instead of saying “break a leg”, suicide bombers say “tear a wrist”
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Water no longer conducts electricity.
July 25, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Water no longer conducts electricity.
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Rare items should be ubiquitous and easy to find imo
July 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Rare items should be ubiquitous and easy to find imo
Autozone is pro piss-jug, just to be clear
July 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Autozone is pro piss-jug, just to be clear