OFFICIAL AUTOZONE (NOT REAL)
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Fabricator. Get in the one, autoz one!
No one has better jowls than you Sir
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 AM
No one has better jowls than you Sir
Needles break on contact only
December 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Needles break on contact only
Just take everything in the front and leave
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Just take everything in the front and leave
It’s gotta be the right beer tho
November 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It’s gotta be the right beer tho
Disagree, email needs more name recognition
November 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Disagree, email needs more name recognition
It looks like he’s wearing light-up sneakers and the mic is bigger than him
November 7, 2025 at 8:20 PM
It looks like he’s wearing light-up sneakers and the mic is bigger than him
Going to the doctor and spending 45 minutes in the waiting room filling out forms because I want to solve my boredom
November 7, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Going to the doctor and spending 45 minutes in the waiting room filling out forms because I want to solve my boredom
True. 9 points and above is mandate territory. When you lose by 8 points or fewer you get to have your own moral victory party in Loser City Hall where you’re crowned the Cope Pope. What a historic night for Cuomo!
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
True. 9 points and above is mandate territory. When you lose by 8 points or fewer you get to have your own moral victory party in Loser City Hall where you’re crowned the Cope Pope. What a historic night for Cuomo!
The lights keep flickering on and off 16 times exactly
November 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
The lights keep flickering on and off 16 times exactly
This has inspired me to do a self inflicted gunshot wound
November 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
This has inspired me to do a self inflicted gunshot wound
Walking out in the mayoral debate to my intro song: Many Men (Wish Death Upon Me)
October 23, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Walking out in the mayoral debate to my intro song: Many Men (Wish Death Upon Me)
Just absolutely shocked that no one who knows Walsh on a personal level wants to engage with him any further than small talk
October 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Just absolutely shocked that no one who knows Walsh on a personal level wants to engage with him any further than small talk
Going to the Mr. Beast Bank where I have to be filmed lying in a coffin full of centipedes for 24 hours to obtain my home loan
October 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Going to the Mr. Beast Bank where I have to be filmed lying in a coffin full of centipedes for 24 hours to obtain my home loan
I can’t wait until we get a president of the generation that was radicalized by not having a fuckable m&m
October 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I can’t wait until we get a president of the generation that was radicalized by not having a fuckable m&m