Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
She/her. Views are my own.
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Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
· Nov 29
a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
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I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness
Urgh British food discourse again? We have spice ffs. Look at our desserts, puddings, cakes and biscuits. And putting crisps in a sandwich is fine. But more importantly, we have loads of other sandwiches too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Urgh British food discourse again? We have spice ffs. Look at our desserts, puddings, cakes and biscuits. And putting crisps in a sandwich is fine. But more importantly, we have loads of other sandwiches too.
Clarence is 7 today!
November 20, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Clarence is 7 today!
A timeline of what I was doing in 2020:
May 2020 - emergency home visit for a family in crisis which led to hospitalisation and me taking the children with me for the night.
June 2020 - spending my time rearranging the home so we could have more children stay because all the families were in crisis
May 2020 - emergency home visit for a family in crisis which led to hospitalisation and me taking the children with me for the night.
June 2020 - spending my time rearranging the home so we could have more children stay because all the families were in crisis
Partygate: A timeline of lockdown gatherings
Partygate: A timeline of lockdown gatherings
www.independent.co.uk
November 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A timeline of what I was doing in 2020:
May 2020 - emergency home visit for a family in crisis which led to hospitalisation and me taking the children with me for the night.
June 2020 - spending my time rearranging the home so we could have more children stay because all the families were in crisis
May 2020 - emergency home visit for a family in crisis which led to hospitalisation and me taking the children with me for the night.
June 2020 - spending my time rearranging the home so we could have more children stay because all the families were in crisis
It's shocking to me the differences in cared for children in Scotland compared to England. Scotland isn't perfect but the work done on The Promise, legal duty for continuing care post 18, ratifying the UNCRC are positive steps. Caring for children should never be in the hands of private business.
Among other topics, we discuss the sale of children in care.
They're worth roughly £100k each. The profit you can extract by sending them across the country to the cheapest housing in derelict places, cutting them off from all hope and contact, is off the scale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xx6...
They're worth roughly £100k each. The profit you can extract by sending them across the country to the cheapest housing in derelict places, cutting them off from all hope and contact, is off the scale. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xx6...
How To Platform Socialist Ideas Through Billionaire Owned Channels | George Monbiot | Zack Polanski
YouTube video by Bold Politics with Zack Polanski
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November 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It's shocking to me the differences in cared for children in Scotland compared to England. Scotland isn't perfect but the work done on The Promise, legal duty for continuing care post 18, ratifying the UNCRC are positive steps. Caring for children should never be in the hands of private business.
It's handy that this prick let's us know who of his ex work colleagues are the good ones.
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
It's handy that this prick let's us know who of his ex work colleagues are the good ones.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions.
The corner shops of Scotland are stocking up on irn brus tonight.
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
The corner shops of Scotland are stocking up on irn brus tonight.
When you have to leave the European Convention on Human Rights and don't give a single fuck. This Labour party are inhuman. This is going to cause so much harm.
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
When you have to leave the European Convention on Human Rights and don't give a single fuck. This Labour party are inhuman. This is going to cause so much harm.
How about one thing? Just deal with it, you're an adult, they're a child. BBC here just assuming everyone hates kids is it?
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
How about one thing? Just deal with it, you're an adult, they're a child. BBC here just assuming everyone hates kids is it?
Kelis is furiously writing another verse
a pixelated image of a woman with a pink wig and the words i hate you so much right now
Alt: a pixelated image of Kelis with a pink wig and the words i hate you so much right now
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November 16, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Kelis is furiously writing another verse
Putting a tax on a pre-packaged oat latte instead of taxing rich people and pretending it's about the nations health.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
November 16, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Putting a tax on a pre-packaged oat latte instead of taxing rich people and pretending it's about the nations health.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Life is hard enough Reeves, the people need their sugary milk drinks.
Netflix holiday movie idea:
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
November 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Netflix holiday movie idea:
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
American on a journey of self discovery confuses the Emerald Isle for the Emerald City goes to Dublin and keeps asking to meet the wizard. Hilarity ensues.
Starring Lindsay Lohan and guest starring Liam Neeson as 'the wizard'.
The acts in marriage by which the intimate & chaste union of the spouses takes place are noble & honorable; the truly human performance of these acts fosters the self-giving they signify & enriches the spouses in joy & gratitude. Sexuality is a source of joy & pleasure. He is a bad Christian & lover
So much of that performatic toxic masculinity bullshit is just deep insecurities.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
Sure bro, whatever you need to tell you to justify not being able to give your wife an orgasm.
November 16, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The acts in marriage by which the intimate & chaste union of the spouses takes place are noble & honorable; the truly human performance of these acts fosters the self-giving they signify & enriches the spouses in joy & gratitude. Sexuality is a source of joy & pleasure. He is a bad Christian & lover
It's all fun & games until you wake up aged 42 with a hangover.
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
It's all fun & games until you wake up aged 42 with a hangover.
A good night all round. Excellent food, chat and cocktails.
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
A good night all round. Excellent food, chat and cocktails.
Did we ask birds if they preferred baths over showers or did we just assume that?
November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Did we ask birds if they preferred baths over showers or did we just assume that?
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ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
Can any priests who also moonlight as plumbers help a lady out?
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can any priests who also moonlight as plumbers help a lady out?
So the working people are now stranded on an island and have to work for free in even worse conditions whilst the billionaires are crying and shitting themselves?
How about we just send the billionaires to the orcas to deal with?
How about we just send the billionaires to the orcas to deal with?
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So the working people are now stranded on an island and have to work for free in even worse conditions whilst the billionaires are crying and shitting themselves?
How about we just send the billionaires to the orcas to deal with?
How about we just send the billionaires to the orcas to deal with?
I've had longer naps and then slept a full 9 hours the same night. I get annoyed if I have a meeting before 10am.
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Two hours a night: Japan PM’s sleep schedule prompts concerns about work-life balance
Takaichi caused a stir last week after she summoned aides to her office for a 3am meeting to prepare for a budget committee hearing
Japan’s prime minister, Sanae Takaichi, has said she gets by on just two to four hours sleep a night – prompting concern over her commitment to a better work-life balance among the country’s fatigued employees.
Pointing to the bags beneath her eyes, Takaichi told MPs that she survives on minimal sleep – a habit she shares with her political hero Margaret Thatcher – after being asked how she would tackle Japan’s notoriously long working hours. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I've had longer naps and then slept a full 9 hours the same night. I get annoyed if I have a meeting before 10am.
What are some things you've never eaten (and I mean never even tasted) because the vibes are off? For me - mushy peas, black pudding, all shellfish (except half a prawn, once), same for squid/octopus.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What are some things you've never eaten (and I mean never even tasted) because the vibes are off? For me - mushy peas, black pudding, all shellfish (except half a prawn, once), same for squid/octopus.
Me as therapist: Let's have a cuppa and we can sit down and listen to just the right song to get you through this.
Me, as a therapist: Could we just sit in silence for a bit, I'm slightly overwhelmed and need to have a word with myself.
Me, as a therapist: OMG...! do you wanna go on a girls night out?! 🍹💃💅
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me as therapist: Let's have a cuppa and we can sit down and listen to just the right song to get you through this.
I will vote for whoever makes Christmas and all the things associated with it fall every 4 years (unless you're a Christian of course) and all the other years we still get time off and eat good food but none of the other stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will vote for whoever makes Christmas and all the things associated with it fall every 4 years (unless you're a Christian of course) and all the other years we still get time off and eat good food but none of the other stuff.
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
Some managers at work have now taken to calling me 'the oracle' and I get emails addressed in that way now. This is the level of respect I deserve 😎
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some managers at work have now taken to calling me 'the oracle' and I get emails addressed in that way now. This is the level of respect I deserve 😎