Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
She/her. Views are my own.
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
I'm so confused by this. That's a lot of people released in error normally. It's almost like our whole prison system doesn't work. Or prison as a deterrent in general.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm so confused by this. That's a lot of people released in error normally. It's almost like our whole prison system doesn't work. Or prison as a deterrent in general.
I find this really odd. They've only been together 10 years and they can't think of anything to talk about when they go out for a meal? She just seems very uninterested in her partner?
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I find this really odd. They've only been together 10 years and they can't think of anything to talk about when they go out for a meal? She just seems very uninterested in her partner?
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
I'm meeting my friend and her wee man at a park tomorrow so I've baked some blueberry muffins to take with me.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm meeting my friend and her wee man at a park tomorrow so I've baked some blueberry muffins to take with me.
Clarence is ready for the weekend
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clarence is ready for the weekend
Holy forking shirtballs!
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Holy forking shirtballs!
Tentatively hopeful this one may turn out well!
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tentatively hopeful this one may turn out well!
Lads, found the best missing kitten post.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Lads, found the best missing kitten post.
Oldest selfie on my phone and the most recent:
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone and the most recent:
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
Brush your fucking teeth. Gads. Once a day at night?!
I still struggle with the idea that people don't wash their legs/feet or wash their hands after going to the loo, now this.
I'm gonna burn shit to the ground if this carries on.
I still struggle with the idea that people don't wash their legs/feet or wash their hands after going to the loo, now this.
I'm gonna burn shit to the ground if this carries on.
November 3, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Brush your fucking teeth. Gads. Once a day at night?!
I still struggle with the idea that people don't wash their legs/feet or wash their hands after going to the loo, now this.
I'm gonna burn shit to the ground if this carries on.
I still struggle with the idea that people don't wash their legs/feet or wash their hands after going to the loo, now this.
I'm gonna burn shit to the ground if this carries on.
Have you remembered to tell your cat that they're a very good cat today?
November 2, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Have you remembered to tell your cat that they're a very good cat today?
Me liking posts in other peoples conversations that concern me not
November 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Me liking posts in other peoples conversations that concern me not
Clarence has figured out his toy
October 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Clarence has figured out his toy
The only halloween pumpkin I need
October 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The only halloween pumpkin I need
Getting in the Halloween spirit by accidently looking like the ghost of a drowned woman on a Teams call.
October 30, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Getting in the Halloween spirit by accidently looking like the ghost of a drowned woman on a Teams call.
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
I want to hug it and feed it berries - is that too much to ask?!
I want to hug it and feed it berries - is that too much to ask?!
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Post something random or you'll have an awful November.
I want to hug it and feed it berries - is that too much to ask?!
I want to hug it and feed it berries - is that too much to ask?!
Babka time! This is only my second attempt and I am shite at plaiting. Hopefully it'll rise and cook well!
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Babka time! This is only my second attempt and I am shite at plaiting. Hopefully it'll rise and cook well!
I can't have hair bobbles around Clarence
October 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I can't have hair bobbles around Clarence
Clarence just asked to be serenaded 😭
October 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Clarence just asked to be serenaded 😭
Throwback to Clarence trying to sleep in his very small.bed.
October 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Throwback to Clarence trying to sleep in his very small.bed.
The eels are such cocaine bros now they have network of humans pouring double shot macchiatos down the drains in the morning and then some heul for lunch.
October 22, 2025 at 7:32 PM
The eels are such cocaine bros now they have network of humans pouring double shot macchiatos down the drains in the morning and then some heul for lunch.
He wants the cheese on toast but he can't have it.
October 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
He wants the cheese on toast but he can't have it.