Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
She/her. Views are my own.
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Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
· Nov 29
a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
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I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness
What are some things you've never eaten (and I mean never even tasted) because the vibes are off? For me - mushy peas, black pudding, all shellfish (except half a prawn, once), same for squid/octopus.
November 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
What are some things you've never eaten (and I mean never even tasted) because the vibes are off? For me - mushy peas, black pudding, all shellfish (except half a prawn, once), same for squid/octopus.
Me as therapist: Let's have a cuppa and we can sit down and listen to just the right song to get you through this.
Me, as a therapist: Could we just sit in silence for a bit, I'm slightly overwhelmed and need to have a word with myself.
Me, as a therapist: OMG...! do you wanna go on a girls night out?! 🍹💃💅
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Me as therapist: Let's have a cuppa and we can sit down and listen to just the right song to get you through this.
I will vote for whoever makes Christmas and all the things associated with it fall every 4 years (unless you're a Christian of course) and all the other years we still get time off and eat good food but none of the other stuff.
November 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I will vote for whoever makes Christmas and all the things associated with it fall every 4 years (unless you're a Christian of course) and all the other years we still get time off and eat good food but none of the other stuff.
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
He loves a box with a built-in chin rest.
Some managers at work have now taken to calling me 'the oracle' and I get emails addressed in that way now. This is the level of respect I deserve 😎
November 12, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Some managers at work have now taken to calling me 'the oracle' and I get emails addressed in that way now. This is the level of respect I deserve 😎
Poverty is the driver for so much crime just fucking pay your taxes ELON! Stop gaining more wealth for the sake of it.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Poverty is the driver for so much crime just fucking pay your taxes ELON! Stop gaining more wealth for the sake of it.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
I'm so confused by this. That's a lot of people released in error normally. It's almost like our whole prison system doesn't work. Or prison as a deterrent in general.
November 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm so confused by this. That's a lot of people released in error normally. It's almost like our whole prison system doesn't work. Or prison as a deterrent in general.
Mf out here looking like a toddler who dressed themselves
November 11, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Mf out here looking like a toddler who dressed themselves
I find this really odd. They've only been together 10 years and they can't think of anything to talk about when they go out for a meal? She just seems very uninterested in her partner?
November 10, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I find this really odd. They've only been together 10 years and they can't think of anything to talk about when they go out for a meal? She just seems very uninterested in her partner?
Edinburgh ghost bus strikes again, the next one better bloody turn up
November 9, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Edinburgh ghost bus strikes again, the next one better bloody turn up
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
November 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Describe your cat's personality with one photo
I'm meeting my friend and her wee man at a park tomorrow so I've baked some blueberry muffins to take with me.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 PM
I'm meeting my friend and her wee man at a park tomorrow so I've baked some blueberry muffins to take with me.
On a work call the other day someone said they wish we had a uniform and loads of people agreed. Most of these people work in an office based job or at home. I find this utterly bizarre. I can only think they've never worked in a job where you have to wear ill fitting tops made out of crap material.
November 8, 2025 at 2:12 PM
On a work call the other day someone said they wish we had a uniform and loads of people agreed. Most of these people work in an office based job or at home. I find this utterly bizarre. I can only think they've never worked in a job where you have to wear ill fitting tops made out of crap material.
Clarence is ready for the weekend
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Clarence is ready for the weekend
Just saw a post saying that Traitors is only a couple of steps away from The Hunger Games. You know they aren't actually murdered, right? And what's the difference between going on that and winning money that could change your life to any other game show with a cash prize?
November 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Just saw a post saying that Traitors is only a couple of steps away from The Hunger Games. You know they aren't actually murdered, right? And what's the difference between going on that and winning money that could change your life to any other game show with a cash prize?
Claudia Winkleman is our best TV presenter by a country mile
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Claudia Winkleman is our best TV presenter by a country mile
You don't do your hair or put makeup on for one day and this is what you get
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
You don't do your hair or put makeup on for one day and this is what you get
I got outnumbered by the Big Light on brigade at work today. And they're morning people too.
November 6, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I got outnumbered by the Big Light on brigade at work today. And they're morning people too.
He would immediately run up to me screaming, he is people, not cat.
November 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He would immediately run up to me screaming, he is people, not cat.
I woke up 25 minutes before having to leave for work and I managed to shower, wash and mostly dry my hair and neck most of a cup of tea.
November 6, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I woke up 25 minutes before having to leave for work and I managed to shower, wash and mostly dry my hair and neck most of a cup of tea.
Holy forking shirtballs!
November 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Holy forking shirtballs!
Clarence is such an Edinburgh cat - mildly pissed off about all the noise disturbing his peace but otherwise unbothered.
November 5, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Clarence is such an Edinburgh cat - mildly pissed off about all the noise disturbing his peace but otherwise unbothered.
Tentatively hopeful this one may turn out well!
November 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Tentatively hopeful this one may turn out well!
Lads, found the best missing kitten post.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Lads, found the best missing kitten post.
Oldest selfie on my phone and the most recent:
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Oldest selfie on my phone and the most recent:
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call
Oldest one circa 2007?
The most recent one - last week on a Teams call