Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
Pie eater in Sauceland. Bendy in a chronic kind of way (hEDS). And housemate of Clarence the cat, I know that's why you're here really.
She/her. Views are my own.
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Auld Bendy
@auldbendy.bsky.social
· Nov 29
a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
Alt: a woman is sitting in front of a filing cabinet and smiling while holding her hair .
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I'm on a list labelled 'General Nastiness'. Now, please, that's my mother, call me Miss Nastiness
We had to get a takeaway because we have no food in but I rustled up a cake for tomorrow no problem.
February 18, 2026 at 8:29 PM
We had to get a takeaway because we have no food in but I rustled up a cake for tomorrow no problem.
My friends little girl is such a troll. I asked her how old she thought I was and she said 17, so I asked her how old she thought her dad was and she said 45 (accurate but 💀)
February 18, 2026 at 8:28 PM
My friends little girl is such a troll. I asked her how old she thought I was and she said 17, so I asked her how old she thought her dad was and she said 45 (accurate but 💀)
If I was nosying at my neighbours home for sale and saw this they'd be getting a bag of flaming shite on their doorstep at the very least. Maybe nick some rooftiles above that room or something. This is horrific.
a pal was browsing house listings and look at this one place they stumbled across. oh my
February 18, 2026 at 4:25 PM
If I was nosying at my neighbours home for sale and saw this they'd be getting a bag of flaming shite on their doorstep at the very least. Maybe nick some rooftiles above that room or something. This is horrific.
I'm back mfs, with my non-manky tea. Did I miss anything?
February 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I'm back mfs, with my non-manky tea. Did I miss anything?
Indoctrinating the youth into the wicked ways of ukelele playing
February 12, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Indoctrinating the youth into the wicked ways of ukelele playing
I saw this at the Manchester International Festival and I can't recommend it enough
Tao of Glass, created by composer Philip Glass and writer and co-director Phelim McDermott, will receive its West End premiere at @sohoplace this summer.
Tao of Glass To Make Its West End Premiere At @sohoplace
Tao of Glass, created by composer Philip Glass and writer and co-director Phelim McDermott, will receive its West End premiere at @sohoplace this summer.
theatreweekly.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I saw this at the Manchester International Festival and I can't recommend it enough
Thanks for all the birthday wishes for yesterday!
42 was a good year - I went on amazing holiday, some great little trips, saw my cousin again after 18 years, got a (hopefully) perfect job, spent loads of time with the people I love, made my first wedding cake.
Here's to 43 being just as good.
42 was a good year - I went on amazing holiday, some great little trips, saw my cousin again after 18 years, got a (hopefully) perfect job, spent loads of time with the people I love, made my first wedding cake.
Here's to 43 being just as good.
February 11, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Thanks for all the birthday wishes for yesterday!
42 was a good year - I went on amazing holiday, some great little trips, saw my cousin again after 18 years, got a (hopefully) perfect job, spent loads of time with the people I love, made my first wedding cake.
Here's to 43 being just as good.
42 was a good year - I went on amazing holiday, some great little trips, saw my cousin again after 18 years, got a (hopefully) perfect job, spent loads of time with the people I love, made my first wedding cake.
Here's to 43 being just as good.
The worst thing about London, hands down, gads.
February 10, 2026 at 8:16 PM
The worst thing about London, hands down, gads.
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hackney council shockingly tried to evict a family including a severely autistic child today who especially depends on familiarity & routine. members of london renters union in solidarity with the family- resisted the eviction & in the face of police, bailiffs & council representatives & we won ✊
February 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
hackney council shockingly tried to evict a family including a severely autistic child today who especially depends on familiarity & routine. members of london renters union in solidarity with the family- resisted the eviction & in the face of police, bailiffs & council representatives & we won ✊
I just popped into a Tesco express in London for some bits for dinner and now I need to remortgage my flat.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I just popped into a Tesco express in London for some bits for dinner and now I need to remortgage my flat.
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Edinburgh’s children's social work leadership team lacks 'environment of trust' among staff
news.stv.tv/east-central...
news.stv.tv/east-central...
Children's social work leadership team lacks 'environment of trust' among staff
A Care Inspectorate report found some staff felt reports of poor social work practice were not being listened to
news.stv.tv
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Edinburgh’s children's social work leadership team lacks 'environment of trust' among staff
news.stv.tv/east-central...
news.stv.tv/east-central...
Working on this at the moment, don't worry all my music is free on bandcamp to listen to, because it's shite haha!
I can't stand the rain, by MES
track by MES
mesmusic4.bandcamp.com
February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Working on this at the moment, don't worry all my music is free on bandcamp to listen to, because it's shite haha!
The winner of best birthday card goes to my niece - which features a donkey and also not giving a fuck
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 PM
The winner of best birthday card goes to my niece - which features a donkey and also not giving a fuck
Happy birthday to Laura Dern, Stephanie Beatriz, Chloe Grace Moretz, Karen Fukuhara and little ol' me!
February 10, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Happy birthday to Laura Dern, Stephanie Beatriz, Chloe Grace Moretz, Karen Fukuhara and little ol' me!
I just saw a video of a lad who has taken a cold shower every day for 6 years because he heard that you should do something you dislike at the start of every day. He recently started taking warm showers & is cursing himself & lamenting life is hard enough. Mate, no shit. The grind mindset is wild.
February 9, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I just saw a video of a lad who has taken a cold shower every day for 6 years because he heard that you should do something you dislike at the start of every day. He recently started taking warm showers & is cursing himself & lamenting life is hard enough. Mate, no shit. The grind mindset is wild.
I believe Jillian was a notorious landlady and one night, Patrick, who wasn't from the area stumbled in drunk & disrespected one of the staff. Jillian aka 'the snip' pinned him down and cut off a chunk of his hair with her pocketknife, and ate it. He was stunned, and the rest as they say is history
February 8, 2026 at 11:54 PM
I believe Jillian was a notorious landlady and one night, Patrick, who wasn't from the area stumbled in drunk & disrespected one of the staff. Jillian aka 'the snip' pinned him down and cut off a chunk of his hair with her pocketknife, and ate it. He was stunned, and the rest as they say is history
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Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Norwich people. Really sorry to ask but does anyone have any experience of getting home care for the elderly in the area? Any advice most welcome x
I enjoy getting messages from my brother, the riddler.
February 5, 2026 at 1:21 PM
I enjoy getting messages from my brother, the riddler.
Stuck on another train gang. I should never go to England - Scotland really wants to keep me!xx
February 5, 2026 at 12:00 PM
Stuck on another train gang. I should never go to England - Scotland really wants to keep me!xx
I always get the best window seat on the Avanti Westcoast trains
February 5, 2026 at 11:07 AM
I always get the best window seat on the Avanti Westcoast trains
I still can't get over the US having such a shit railway network.
February 4, 2026 at 10:28 PM
I still can't get over the US having such a shit railway network.
Nominative determinism strikes again
February 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Nominative determinism strikes again
Clarence has a brand new box
February 4, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Clarence has a brand new box
Comrade Elmo, we salute you!
February 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Comrade Elmo, we salute you!