festive fifiggy puds
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doin the hokey wokey
knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra
creative speller and inadequate poorf reader
knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra
creative speller and inadequate poorf reader
today’s topics on Storm Huntley are, as always, ‘are you someone who wouldn’t usually have the chance to, but would really like to do some racism on television?’ here’s the number to call
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
November 19, 2025 at 11:39 AM
today’s topics on Storm Huntley are, as always, ‘are you someone who wouldn’t usually have the chance to, but would really like to do some racism on television?’ here’s the number to call
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
the special guest today is daily mail columnist, satan himself
it’s officially fire time
November 17, 2025 at 4:58 PM
it’s officially fire time
phone just announced it had made a montage of carefully curated photos for me
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
November 14, 2025 at 11:06 PM
phone just announced it had made a montage of carefully curated photos for me
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
thought it would nice images of friends and family
it was a selection of images of electricity meter readings set to 1980s electronica
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
November 14, 2025 at 5:43 PM
ok, found the problem..
sinks haunted
sinks haunted
started doing some plumbing
am now wishing I was a plumber
am now wishing I was a plumber
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 PM
started doing some plumbing
am now wishing I was a plumber
am now wishing I was a plumber
one of the last things my father ever said to me was that he was ‘sorry about my edzachary disease’ - cue me falling straight into the trap, much to his amusement
I will treasure that dad joke forever
I will treasure that dad joke forever
November 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
one of the last things my father ever said to me was that he was ‘sorry about my edzachary disease’ - cue me falling straight into the trap, much to his amusement
I will treasure that dad joke forever
I will treasure that dad joke forever
frickles and battered Brussels sprouts with garlic and herb dip, Michelin Star worthy fodder
November 12, 2025 at 3:41 PM
frickles and battered Brussels sprouts with garlic and herb dip, Michelin Star worthy fodder
pretty places in the moonlight
November 7, 2025 at 8:36 PM
pretty places in the moonlight
gutted spooky season is ending as it means that the cobwebs festooning my home will now be deemed unacceptable again
October 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
gutted spooky season is ending as it means that the cobwebs festooning my home will now be deemed unacceptable again
I’m puppysitting Baby Keith and it turns out he’s a mental healthcare professional, he takes his job very seriously, I feel better all ready
October 31, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I’m puppysitting Baby Keith and it turns out he’s a mental healthcare professional, he takes his job very seriously, I feel better all ready
my relaxed ‘putting things off until tomorrow’ has all too quickly turned into ‘well that should have been done many many days ago’ panic
October 31, 2025 at 9:47 AM
my relaxed ‘putting things off until tomorrow’ has all too quickly turned into ‘well that should have been done many many days ago’ panic
they say that if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room and that’s why I just used night cream in my face at 1pm in the afternoon 🤘
October 30, 2025 at 1:02 PM
they say that if you’re not living on the edge, you’re taking up too much room and that’s why I just used night cream in my face at 1pm in the afternoon 🤘
drank a coffee the size of which would be described by Americans as ‘big gulp’ and now I can see interdimensionally and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have a heart attack
October 28, 2025 at 11:53 AM
drank a coffee the size of which would be described by Americans as ‘big gulp’ and now I can see interdimensionally and I’m pretty sure I’m going to have a heart attack
best mate is obsessed with Henry the 8th and she just said that she ‘can sense which trees he urinated on in Richmond park’
October 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
best mate is obsessed with Henry the 8th and she just said that she ‘can sense which trees he urinated on in Richmond park’
on Monday, my mother joined my father
I have been so blessed to have had the most wonderful parents, not everyone is so lucky and I’m so grateful for every second I had with them but feel robbed none the less
the world is a less shiny place without them
I have been so blessed to have had the most wonderful parents, not everyone is so lucky and I’m so grateful for every second I had with them but feel robbed none the less
the world is a less shiny place without them
October 23, 2025 at 8:52 AM
on Monday, my mother joined my father
I have been so blessed to have had the most wonderful parents, not everyone is so lucky and I’m so grateful for every second I had with them but feel robbed none the less
the world is a less shiny place without them
I have been so blessed to have had the most wonderful parents, not everyone is so lucky and I’m so grateful for every second I had with them but feel robbed none the less
the world is a less shiny place without them
only 4 laps left, it’ll be fine ..
laptop dies
laptop dies
October 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
only 4 laps left, it’ll be fine ..
laptop dies
laptop dies
just watched The Ballard Of Wallis Island again and loved it even more than I did the first time, I highly recommend this wonderful film
October 18, 2025 at 6:11 PM
just watched The Ballard Of Wallis Island again and loved it even more than I did the first time, I highly recommend this wonderful film
Kim Kardashian is too chicken shit to get her nips pierced and has a crab louse infestation, who knows what might we learn (against our wills) from her next product launch
October 16, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Kim Kardashian is too chicken shit to get her nips pierced and has a crab louse infestation, who knows what might we learn (against our wills) from her next product launch
a standard volume
pick one level of decibels, apply it across all platforms and devices
please
pick one level of decibels, apply it across all platforms and devices
please
October 16, 2025 at 8:52 AM
a standard volume
pick one level of decibels, apply it across all platforms and devices
please
pick one level of decibels, apply it across all platforms and devices
please
I call them pistoffios because they’re delicious but it’s really annoying having to get them out of their shells
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I call them pistoffios because they’re delicious but it’s really annoying having to get them out of their shells
apropos of nothing, my top tip for not being called a knobhead is to not behave like one
October 15, 2025 at 12:45 PM
apropos of nothing, my top tip for not being called a knobhead is to not behave like one
my mates uber driver, Asif, is apparently drifting towards us … genuinely just approaching at a colossal speed, sideways on the map
October 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
my mates uber driver, Asif, is apparently drifting towards us … genuinely just approaching at a colossal speed, sideways on the map
don’t come into my house and fucking swear
October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
don’t come into my house and fucking swear
I somehow ended up with ‘Good Morning Britain’ on my television and it has not made my morning good, quite the opposite in fact
October 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I somehow ended up with ‘Good Morning Britain’ on my television and it has not made my morning good, quite the opposite in fact
I started to read a book on the city of Atlantis but I’ve lost it
I tried to read a book about self-hypnosis but I kept feeling sleepy
I'm reading a book about paranoia. It's freaking me out.
October 14, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I started to read a book on the city of Atlantis but I’ve lost it