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high fifidelity
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doin the hokey wokey
knees bent, arms stretched, ra, ra, ra


creative speller and inadequate poorf reader
oh yes, I’m sure Andrew’s arrest will be of great embarrassment to the king, who was bessie mates with Jimmy fucking Savile
February 19, 2026 at 12:26 PM
post a tree that you photographed
February 13, 2026 at 4:24 PM
my 9yr old niece calls the at sign ‘spinny a’ and I thinks that’s marvellous
February 9, 2026 at 2:56 PM
shout out to my brain that woke me up at 5.15am screaming that I’d forgotten to put the bins out
what a save
February 9, 2026 at 10:55 AM
my new game is finding things in stills of my fire

this one has a fish and a herring in it
February 8, 2026 at 2:39 PM
I have eaten the offbrand twinkie
It was disgusting
I would do it again
February 3, 2026 at 10:29 PM
yes you are correct, there is a miniature fuggler enjoying its bowl of ramen in my bag, thank you for noticing
February 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I have been gifted YouTube premium and I’m not being hyperbolic it is life changing

I’d love to know how many days of my life has been wasted watching this platforms adverts
January 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
spring might be coming but it isn’t quite sprunging
here’s a picture of a tiny dawg next to a huge nekkid tree on another grey day
January 27, 2026 at 1:02 PM
got the heebies about being home alone, so decided to put my dads boots by the door, make it look like he’s here

had to pull them out of his wardrobe, all musty and cobwebbed

it started as a weird act of paranoia but cleaning them up was cathartic, I sobbed and it felt like he was with me
January 24, 2026 at 6:17 PM
got my mates kid here .. she’s been losing her shit all day about harry styles dropping a new tune at midnight … i got properly caught up in her excitement.. and guys.. it’s a bop
January 23, 2026 at 12:12 AM
really enjoy tech bros waffling on about how AGI will be granted ‘human rights’ like they give a shit about humans human rights
January 22, 2026 at 5:14 PM
went for my first ever sound bath today and the lady who rung the bowls and chimed the gongs for me told me that I had the loneliest socks she’d ever see anyone where in her studio

not sure if that’s the take home i should have had from the experience but it was very flattering
January 21, 2026 at 11:15 PM
resisted buying a plushie today

(chortle, as if, I’ve got a cool new plushie)
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I’ve given myself tennis elbow making kindling

really enjoyed using the axe until I put it down
January 17, 2026 at 2:22 PM
think I’ll take tomorrow off

(don’t have a job right now but I’m struggling to function properly so I’m just gonna stop bothering to try for a day hashtagselfcare)
January 13, 2026 at 7:04 PM
when your brolly is giving acid rain, in a good way
January 13, 2026 at 11:40 AM
email received in November

6+ weeks of procrastination, I called regarding the email

person I spoke to on Friday, immediately sent the forms

said I’d fill them in over the weekend as I know it’s time sensitive and I’ve already delayed

I’ve only just printed the forms

why am I like this
January 12, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Sugi hopes you have a marvellous Monday
January 12, 2026 at 11:09 AM
slightly diminish a game

ninenis

🎾
Slightly diminish a game

World Of Papercraft
Slightly diminish a game

Warhammer, Age Of Sidney
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
I just need a potato to bake itself, smother itself in cheese and sweet chilli sauce

the potatoes are letting me down
January 11, 2026 at 6:17 PM
finger forever on the cultural pulse, l have started watching a show called Gavin and Stacey
January 10, 2026 at 9:36 PM
today’s unpleasantry is the 85% cocoa chocolate bar that I have just discovered was in my pocket while I slept
January 10, 2026 at 10:51 AM
rarebit, Welsh, STAT

thank you please
January 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I don’t want to go outside, all the water is crunchy out there
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 AM