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obsessed with this 21 savage/Amadeus edit
September 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
obsessed with this 21 savage/Amadeus edit
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here’s just a list of numbers
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
here’s just a list of numbers
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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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June 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
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Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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May 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Report Confirms Anyone Who Really Likes A Politician Is Insane
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it's the first 70 degree night of the year babey summer is here and nothing bad is ever going to happen again
May 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
it's the first 70 degree night of the year babey summer is here and nothing bad is ever going to happen again
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20 years after AbleGamers’ founding, new reports detail abuse fostered by management, mismanaged funds, and leadership that failed to protect employees. For more: bit.ly/4kmD0Id
May 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
20 years after AbleGamers’ founding, new reports detail abuse fostered by management, mismanaged funds, and leadership that failed to protect employees. For more: bit.ly/4kmD0Id
Gonna call Leo Pope Deep Dish (affirmative) until he says something homophobic, when I'll call him Pope Deep Dish (derogatory)
May 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Gonna call Leo Pope Deep Dish (affirmative) until he says something homophobic, when I'll call him Pope Deep Dish (derogatory)
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AP NEWS BREAKING: YELLOW SMOKE SEEN FROM SISTINE CHAPEL AFTER UNPRECEDENTED LATE-NIGHT SECOND BALLOT, JEB BUSH ELECTED POPE JEB! THE FIRST
May 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
AP NEWS BREAKING: YELLOW SMOKE SEEN FROM SISTINE CHAPEL AFTER UNPRECEDENTED LATE-NIGHT SECOND BALLOT, JEB BUSH ELECTED POPE JEB! THE FIRST
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if you are planning on replying to me, reconsider. does one "reply" to a zen koan? does one "reply" to the wind?
April 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
if you are planning on replying to me, reconsider. does one "reply" to a zen koan? does one "reply" to the wind?
Silver Springs has been on repeat in my house lately for this exact reason
it's so funny how many times Stevie Nicks re-recorded Silver Springs just to repeatedly get Lindsey Buckingham on camera while she screamed, "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman that loves you."
there will never be another band even a little like Fleetwood Mac.
there will never be another band even a little like Fleetwood Mac.
April 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Silver Springs has been on repeat in my house lately for this exact reason
I'd hate to be one of her former coworkers rn
TAPPER: You're imposing a 10% on the Heard and MccDonald islands. They have zero human inhabitants. Why are you putting tariffs on islands entirely populated by penguins?
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
ROLLINS: Whatever. Listen, the people leading this are serious, intentional, patriotic, the smartest I've ever worked with.
April 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
I'd hate to be one of her former coworkers rn
Really don't know what the strategy is to have Bessent keep telling the press "I don't know or do anything in this administration"
WELKER: Is President Trump willing to negotiate or are these tariffs permanent?
BESSENT: Well I think that's going to be a decision for President Trump
BESSENT: Well I think that's going to be a decision for President Trump
April 6, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Really don't know what the strategy is to have Bessent keep telling the press "I don't know or do anything in this administration"
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Downtown. 500 Grant Street - BNY Mellon. Caller said that a lady is on the sidewalk screaming at the bankers leaving work.
April 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Downtown. 500 Grant Street - BNY Mellon. Caller said that a lady is on the sidewalk screaming at the bankers leaving work.
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happy 10th anniversary (!!) to the greatest blog that ever blogged
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
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March 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
happy 10th anniversary (!!) to the greatest blog that ever blogged
Laughed a little too hard and she gave me the side eye. sorry your majesty 😒
March 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Laughed a little too hard and she gave me the side eye. sorry your majesty 😒
Target run on me, boys, I'm loaded 😏💲💰
March 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Target run on me, boys, I'm loaded 😏💲💰
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a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
March 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
a court has officially ruled that transgender people can have warrior ethos
It's a beautiful day and I just finished lunch in the park and I'm fighting off the urge to fall asleep on a bench
a close up of a cat laying on a bed with its head on its paws .
ALT: a close up of a cat laying on a bed with its head on its paws .
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March 18, 2025 at 6:42 PM
It's a beautiful day and I just finished lunch in the park and I'm fighting off the urge to fall asleep on a bench
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Nebraska State Journal, Laurence, Nebraska, September 23, 1949
March 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Nebraska State Journal, Laurence, Nebraska, September 23, 1949
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Olimar and his radical left gang of Pikmin are "trashing" our GREAT country! He must be STOPPED!
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Just met with Captain Olimar in the White House. He is a POLITE young man, and building the most BEAUTIFUL spaceship! And with such colorful friends!
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Just met with Captain Olimar in the White House. He is a POLITE young man, and building the most BEAUTIFUL spaceship! And with such colorful friends!
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March 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Olimar and his radical left gang of Pikmin are "trashing" our GREAT country! He must be STOPPED!
16.2k ReTruths 75.4k Likes
Just met with Captain Olimar in the White House. He is a POLITE young man, and building the most BEAUTIFUL spaceship! And with such colorful friends!
3.1k ReTruths 15.2k Likes
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Just met with Captain Olimar in the White House. He is a POLITE young man, and building the most BEAUTIFUL spaceship! And with such colorful friends!
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Walked outside without putting a coat on for the first time this year
March 10, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Walked outside without putting a coat on for the first time this year
If the Steelers sign Rodgers just because they don't want to run Fields, we deserve another losing season, maybe 2-3
March 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If the Steelers sign Rodgers just because they don't want to run Fields, we deserve another losing season, maybe 2-3
in 2025, I'm learning to move on from the past (throwing away tax and bank notices from 8 years ago)
February 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
in 2025, I'm learning to move on from the past (throwing away tax and bank notices from 8 years ago)
Get his ass, Frankie
MAJOR BREAKING: Pope Francis has written a letter to US Bishops saying he’s following “major crisis” of “mass deportations;” takes on Vance saying “The true ordo amoris that must be promoted is that which we discover by meditating constantly on the parable of the “Good Samaritan”
February 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Get his ass, Frankie