I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I see Gritty as the anti-Che-Guevara. Allow me to explain:
Che Guevara was a revolutionary communist who got appropriated and exploited for capitalistic purposes.

Gritty is a capitalist creation who gets used for leftist memes and symbolism.

i love when people respond to a post telling me that they misread a word as a different word and so they thought i said a completely different thing. yeah man it would be totally crazy. i'm thinking about that right now

before coffee: I hate everything

after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

one time i told my husband that a guy on the internet said he was wrong and he said "okay? i don't care if he lives or dies"

Something you have to realize about these people is: your life would be fine without them. Their lives are meaningless without you. And they know it. bsky.app/profile/waga...

you will see a tweet these days that says something like “my BITCH WIFE is collecting data on me to send to the government, which they are using in a targeted psy op to make me transgender” and think “well it doesn’t get any worse than that” right before you notice it’s a paid ad

mugger: How much you got?

me: *looks in my purse and sees two Snickers bars* One Snickers bar.

I saw a few centrist grandees deign us with their presence, just block them. Erick Erickson and Esoteric Jeff tried posting here in 2023 and they gave up after everyone blocked them.