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🎵 The Symposium - April Snow 🎧 picked by Chris

If cats could talk, they would hurt your feelings.

I’m at that awkward age when I’m my age.

The first rule of Swim Club is don’t talk about Swim Club for at least 30 minutes after eating.

I'm getting the band back together

Virgo: The good news is that you are going on a surprise vacation soon & will finally be able to relax after a difficult month at work. The bad news is that you are going to be abducted by aliens which may or may not be stressful depending on how you feel about vaporizers.

Magic 8 ball, why did I come into this room?

Show us a photo on your phone that has your energy - no selfies

when u know u got the good stuff

I hope he buys LinkedIn next

My only weakness? The slightest discomfort

[throws open doors, rolls up sleeves and stomps in in my big big boots] I came here to like things and make friends

Too bad their patients can’t see this

me: i'd like to commission a piece

subway sandwich artist: 6 inch or 12