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· Sep 17
This account is stupid and lame LIKE IF YOU AGREE
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on the toilet, again. thanks obama
December 18, 2025 at 10:57 PM
on the toilet, again. thanks obama
nothing lubes like a can of QUICK JERK 60
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
nothing lubes like a can of QUICK JERK 60
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This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy
December 12, 2025 at 5:18 PM
This holiday season, get them what they really want: Campbell soup boy
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Saturday Night Previously Recorded
December 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Saturday Night Previously Recorded
5 years of my social media?
No one needs to be subjected to that
No one needs to be subjected to that
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 PM
5 years of my social media?
No one needs to be subjected to that
No one needs to be subjected to that
if I hear Piano Man/ Silver Springs one more time…
December 11, 2025 at 6:13 PM
if I hear Piano Man/ Silver Springs one more time…
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Thanks for 1,000 followers
a cartoon mouse is standing in front of a blue door
ALT: a cartoon mouse is standing in front of a blue door
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Thanks for 1,000 followers
I was born a teenage labubu
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 PM
I was born a teenage labubu
Sure these hippos are hungry, but are they… hungry hungry?
December 6, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Sure these hippos are hungry, but are they… hungry hungry?
vote Mister Breast for President of USA
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 PM
vote Mister Breast for President of USA
Life is one big “saying and doing the wrong thing” until you shit yourself and die
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Life is one big “saying and doing the wrong thing” until you shit yourself and die
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If you’re at the point in your life where an ai image of a minion pisses you off so badly that you reply to the post, then block OP.. you should probably get off social media for a while
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
If you’re at the point in your life where an ai image of a minion pisses you off so badly that you reply to the post, then block OP.. you should probably get off social media for a while
They never show the heavier, drunker minion named Chug
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
They never show the heavier, drunker minion named Chug
War?! It’s more likely than you think
December 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
War?! It’s more likely than you think
Make sure to ask for xtra Grinch sauce for your Grinch meal
December 4, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Make sure to ask for xtra Grinch sauce for your Grinch meal