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@seahorseradish.bsky.social
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nothing lubes like a can of QUICK JERK 60
offbrand WD-40 can that says QJ-60
December 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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image of Soldier Boy from The Boys staring at the camera with the caption “When you high and get put into a serious situation.”
December 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
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The precious
Coffeemate coffee creamer in a plastic lockbox safe inside a work refrigerator
December 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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pic of Shaq with a Tonka truck with the caption MUTHAFUCKIN TONKA TRUCK
December 9, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Taco Bell meal with nacho fries and Baja Blast with the caption “This and some” and then a pic of Shaq with a Tonka truck says “muthafuckin Tonka truck”
December 9, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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They never show the heavier, drunker minion named Chug
ai pic of a short and squatted minion with a vest and jeans next to a glass of brown transparent liquid
December 6, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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It definitely is about me though
I hired someone to write this but they didn’t show up. Sorry
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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mug that says sloppy natties
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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aw he'll nah rocks in the timbs?? seeing the disintegration of my parents' relationship as a child permanently affected me in a ways i am still trying to untangle
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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“Are ya winning dad?” meme in the vain of “Are ya winning son?” but the son opens the door snd the dad is at the computer smoking a cig and playing solitaire
December 2, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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Tonight’s nug
December 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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*maury reading from a card* “WOW THAT CALZONE SOUNDS DELICIOUS HEY WAITER I'M READY TO ORDER NOW”
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Happy Turkey Day! please be responsible
The Cornballer
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Starship Troopers “I’m doing my part”
November 22, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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mob boss rat with cigar
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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*she cries* “I guess this mug is a LIE!”
Mug that reads “PROUD RAT MOM”
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Rat at a small children’s piano with the caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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rat in a vest drinking a PBR
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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shadowy figure looking out a window upon a cityscape saying aloud “WHAT A STUPID TIME TO BE ALIVE”
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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hatted man with mug of beer
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM