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astraloutlaw.bsky.social
@astraloutlaw.bsky.social
My new thing is simply asking friends, “Do you trust me? :)” and then getting them to let me apply a temporary tattoo without letting them see it beforehand.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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you'd think the forced displacement of 10 million people from one of the oldest centres of civilisation in human history would get a little more news attention than beltway journalists writing essays on how Olivia Nuzzi is a genius because they want to bone her and you'd be wrong
'Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has made Tehran impossible to sustain'

#Iran 🇮🇷
Iran president says capital move now a necessity as water crisis deepens
Iran’s capital must be moved because the country “no longer has a choice,” President Masoud Pezeshkian said on Thursday in remarks carried by state media, warning that severe ecological strain has mad...
www.iranintl.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Heeehehehehoohehehehheehhoh
my friend got her mom to do calligraphy for temporary tattoos so i'm microdosing basic white girlhood
November 17, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Mind you, the last time I ever tried to write anything on a cake was December 2021. Admittedly, it was with tiramisu custard (mascarpone + whipped cream), which didn’t have great structure, but look forward to the handwriting equivalent of your local teenage class clown.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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“He doesn’t have a mandate” are you fucking kidding? Dick Cheney died the day Zohran is elected he has the mandate of HEAVEN
November 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Cheney dying on the day Mamdani will win as Mayor of NYC just reminds me of that chinese superstition of needing to clean out your place before the new year happens to keep all the good luck
November 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It’s official (AKA: affirmed by two friends): if I were a fighting game character, I’d be the leggy one. Ya girl would be kicking n’ grappling n’ bringing down my heel like the hammer of justice. 🙂‍↕️
October 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't
October 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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It's happening.

The Vitamin.
October 11, 2025 at 10:12 PM
New Jay Som’s got me sighing into the golden hour and feeling something inscrutable in the best of ways.

A+ album. Wouldn’t be surprised it if ends up on my 2025 roundup even with the year coming to a close.
October 11, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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I feel I ought to have been given a warning about my and my loved ones' lives getting ruined by, let's be real here, massive fucking losers
September 13, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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I hope this ishmael finds you whale
September 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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SHIVERS - I NEED YOU. YOU CAN KEEP ME ON THIS EARTH. BE VIGILANT. I LOVE YOU.
September 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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You shiver, and the city shivers with you.
August 30, 2025 at 10:11 AM
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[Pointing and laughing] Haha!! Look, everyone!! They thought they could earn the right to happiness by shrinking themselves and their needs into nothingness, only for them to be taken for granted and for their needs to grow increasingly painful until they blow up at someone who expected it least!!!
August 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Turn from the ruin. Turn and go *forward*.
August 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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TRUE LOVE IS POSSIBLE ONLY IN THE NEXT WORLD -- FOR NEW PEOPLE. IT IS TOO LATE FOR US.
August 23, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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yaoi hands
August 20, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN
August 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Not that I dislike Convenience Store Woman, but as I'm reading it, I periodically find myself thinking, "I could be reading The Vegetarian by Han Kang instead."
August 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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VOLITION - No. Not a disaster. Weave this into the story of you. Walk out of its *ruins*. Save those who still can be saved -- *I'm* on your side.
August 13, 2025 at 10:32 AM
New Jay Som dropped on a coincidentally topical day for me, wild. Melina, you gotta get outta the walls (of my mind). 🥲
August 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.
August 11, 2025 at 8:24 PM