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astraloutlaw.bsky.social
@astraloutlaw.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My new thing is simply asking friends, “Do you trust me? :)” and then getting them to let me apply a temporary tattoo without letting them see it beforehand.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Was out in Oakland in 2022 and made a trek over to the SF Chinatown to look for their own statue. Wandered back/forth before realizing it was on top of this parking garage.

The lead-up to it was nice (a little green space with benches), but the sorta mundanity made the reality of it hit harder.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Mind you, the last time I ever tried to write anything on a cake was December 2021. Admittedly, it was with tiramisu custard (mascarpone + whipped cream), which didn’t have great structure, but look forward to the handwriting equivalent of your local teenage class clown.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
My personal fave of all the danmei covers cause hello????
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
September 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
There is no such thing as “to be cringe is to be free” when you see your brethren being absolute embarrassments.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Hell yeah brotherrrrrrrrrrrrr.
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Context is that I was talking about these two desserts I made in a frenzy after I saw a field of blueberries, blacked out, and came to with three picked pounds.

Think there’s enough for you to work with?
July 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My favorite though:
June 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Here’s a real classic millennial Chinese American one.
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
May 5, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Keep faith. You could be like Ki-Adi-Mundi (starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ki-Adi-...) who notoriously fucked a lot.
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He isn’t at all Korean to my knowledge, but Joseon Derulo lives in my mind forever.
May 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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April 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Cocktail? No: cockrail.
April 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Feel real :/ about the fact that this Shaq made me think of the cock shame vs. cock confidence meme.
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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March 20, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I’m the worst Chinese person and have only read Journey to the West. Feel like someone should be able to take away my literacy for this crime. :(
February 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM