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My new thing is simply asking friends, “Do you trust me? :)” and then getting them to let me apply a temporary tattoo without letting them see it beforehand.
November 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
My new thing is simply asking friends, “Do you trust me? :)” and then getting them to let me apply a temporary tattoo without letting them see it beforehand.
Was out in Oakland in 2022 and made a trek over to the SF Chinatown to look for their own statue. Wandered back/forth before realizing it was on top of this parking garage.
The lead-up to it was nice (a little green space with benches), but the sorta mundanity made the reality of it hit harder.
The lead-up to it was nice (a little green space with benches), but the sorta mundanity made the reality of it hit harder.
November 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Was out in Oakland in 2022 and made a trek over to the SF Chinatown to look for their own statue. Wandered back/forth before realizing it was on top of this parking garage.
The lead-up to it was nice (a little green space with benches), but the sorta mundanity made the reality of it hit harder.
The lead-up to it was nice (a little green space with benches), but the sorta mundanity made the reality of it hit harder.
Mind you, the last time I ever tried to write anything on a cake was December 2021. Admittedly, it was with tiramisu custard (mascarpone + whipped cream), which didn’t have great structure, but look forward to the handwriting equivalent of your local teenage class clown.
November 6, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Mind you, the last time I ever tried to write anything on a cake was December 2021. Admittedly, it was with tiramisu custard (mascarpone + whipped cream), which didn’t have great structure, but look forward to the handwriting equivalent of your local teenage class clown.
My personal fave of all the danmei covers cause hello????
October 28, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My personal fave of all the danmei covers cause hello????
There is no such thing as “to be cringe is to be free” when you see your brethren being absolute embarrassments.
September 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
There is no such thing as “to be cringe is to be free” when you see your brethren being absolute embarrassments.
Hell yeah brotherrrrrrrrrrrrr.
August 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Hell yeah brotherrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Context is that I was talking about these two desserts I made in a frenzy after I saw a field of blueberries, blacked out, and came to with three picked pounds.
Think there’s enough for you to work with?
Think there’s enough for you to work with?
July 1, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Context is that I was talking about these two desserts I made in a frenzy after I saw a field of blueberries, blacked out, and came to with three picked pounds.
Think there’s enough for you to work with?
Think there’s enough for you to work with?
My favorite though:
June 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
My favorite though:
Here’s a real classic millennial Chinese American one.
May 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Here’s a real classic millennial Chinese American one.
Keep faith. You could be like Ki-Adi-Mundi (starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ki-Adi-...) who notoriously fucked a lot.
May 5, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Keep faith. You could be like Ki-Adi-Mundi (starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Ki-Adi-...) who notoriously fucked a lot.
He isn’t at all Korean to my knowledge, but Joseon Derulo lives in my mind forever.
May 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
He isn’t at all Korean to my knowledge, but Joseon Derulo lives in my mind forever.
Cocktail? No: cockrail.
April 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Cocktail? No: cockrail.
Feel real :/ about the fact that this Shaq made me think of the cock shame vs. cock confidence meme.
March 27, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Feel real :/ about the fact that this Shaq made me think of the cock shame vs. cock confidence meme.
I’m the worst Chinese person and have only read Journey to the West. Feel like someone should be able to take away my literacy for this crime. :(
February 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m the worst Chinese person and have only read Journey to the West. Feel like someone should be able to take away my literacy for this crime. :(