Stern
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The sound you heard was a bunch of champagne bottles getting smashed in Charlotte.
November 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The sound you heard was a bunch of champagne bottles getting smashed in Charlotte.
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I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
November 28, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I'm not one for consumerism and I don't participate in Black Friday deals, but I will say that the fact that a colleague of mine chose to run with a design I customized and make it available on shirts for others does bring a smile to my face today. 😁👍🏳️⚧️
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
yzyprints.com/product/you-...
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Trump having lunch at Mar-a-Lago today.
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Trump having lunch at Mar-a-Lago today.
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Well, fuck.
Winona Ryder is older than Rue McClanahan was when Golden Girls first aired
November 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well, fuck.
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“I just want to be a monster, and get away with it,” informs the politics of a depressingly large cross-section of our country.
That is a very bad thing to want! Want anything else, and your life will be richer for it!
That is a very bad thing to want! Want anything else, and your life will be richer for it!
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
“I just want to be a monster, and get away with it,” informs the politics of a depressingly large cross-section of our country.
That is a very bad thing to want! Want anything else, and your life will be richer for it!
That is a very bad thing to want! Want anything else, and your life will be richer for it!
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Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
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They're so fucking weird.
Greg Bovino calls NANCY SINATRA "a main cause of violence"
November 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They're so fucking weird.
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How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Pentagon Pete in Legal Peril Over ‘Kill Them All’ Orders
A follow-up missile allegedly killed survivors of a U.S. strike on a drug boat.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 29, 2025 at 6:06 AM
How low we have sunk as a country. The US Department of Defense is now run by a rabid war criminal.
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
Ordering the execution of helpless survivors of an attack is ALWAYS a war crime, whether they civilian or military.
Pure, mindless, barbarism.
www.thedailybeast.com/pentagon-pet...
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Good. Resistance works.
ICE convoy retreats from Manhattan's Chinatown after hundreds of New Yorkers confront them.
Around two dozen car/vans have sped out of the garage, with NYPD officers clearing the path. One guys tries to stop them, NYPD officers come chasing.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Good. Resistance works.
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Apparently she offered to cover other people's shifts so they could go home to their families for the holiday.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
Two National Guard members were tasked with serving the nation. One is dead as the other fights for his life after shooting | CNN
On a day when many families gather across the country to give thanks, a National Guard member’s family is mourning her death after an ambush-style shooting in Washington, DC, as her colleague fights f...
www.cnn.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Apparently she offered to cover other people's shifts so they could go home to their families for the holiday.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/27/u...
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They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
“You’re a stupid person” — Trump lashes out at a reporter who presses him on the fact that the suspected DC shooter was actually thoroughly vetted before he was let in the US from Afghanistan
November 28, 2025 at 1:50 AM
They'll build a statue to the first reporter who tells this old dumbass to eat shit on camera
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It was, in fact, dumb to charge the case that way.
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It was, in fact, dumb to charge the case that way.
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Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
November 28, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from this profoundly ungrateful creature
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susurrus
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
susurrus
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"Ah, nothing. I'm just a gutter racist, see."
TRUMP: If you look at Somalia, they are taking over Minnesota.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
REPORTER: What do the Somalians have to do with this Afghan guy who shot the National Guard members?
TRUMP: Ah, nothing. But Somalians have caused a lot of trouble. They're ripping us off.
November 28, 2025 at 1:35 AM
"Ah, nothing. I'm just a gutter racist, see."
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I guess the post I was responding to didn’t like hearing from someone who actually lives in the US & knows that tens of millions of decent Americans are fighting back against the regime.
When reality & people’s narratives collide 🙄
He blocked me.
When reality & people’s narratives collide 🙄
He blocked me.
I'm going to assume your media is not reporting the widespread resistance by ordinary Americans, as much US media is not reporting on it because it's tr*mp donors who own most US media. You insult the people who are not only dealing w the daily chaos, but are also fighting back to protect each other
November 28, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I guess the post I was responding to didn’t like hearing from someone who actually lives in the US & knows that tens of millions of decent Americans are fighting back against the regime.
When reality & people’s narratives collide 🙄
He blocked me.
When reality & people’s narratives collide 🙄
He blocked me.
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as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
November 27, 2025 at 9:28 PM
as always, transphobia consumes your entire personality until there is nothing left but deeply offputting garbage
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WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
Really looks like the United States is about to launch a regime change war against Venezuela with:
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
-No casus belli
-No authorization from Congress
-No allies or international support
-No plan for a post-Maduro Venezuela
-No preparation for any sort of stabilization or containment of the fallout
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG.
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CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports that the Revised Edition of the cDc book contains ascii art of Dildog's butt and/or the activation codes for the cDc Monster Truck Launcher buried somewhere beneath the Mojave desert.
Able to share any info on the differences for those that have already read (and thoroughly enjoyed) the first edition?
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports that the Revised Edition of the cDc book contains ascii art of Dildog's butt and/or the activation codes for the cDc Monster Truck Launcher buried somewhere beneath the Mojave desert.
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You are allowed to vicariously adjust your moral framework for the purpose of enjoying a piece of entertainment.
It is not an indicator that it is your "real" moral framework.
It will not instantly replace your "real" moral framework.
It is not an indicator that it is your "real" moral framework.
It will not instantly replace your "real" moral framework.
November 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
You are allowed to vicariously adjust your moral framework for the purpose of enjoying a piece of entertainment.
It is not an indicator that it is your "real" moral framework.
It will not instantly replace your "real" moral framework.
It is not an indicator that it is your "real" moral framework.
It will not instantly replace your "real" moral framework.
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Why do political reporters write like this?
November 13, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Why do political reporters write like this?
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🐥 sooo grateful she ran
into the right soul .
literally 🇺🇸🦋
into the right soul .
literally 🇺🇸🦋
November 10, 2025 at 7:59 PM
🐥 sooo grateful she ran
into the right soul .
literally 🇺🇸🦋
into the right soul .
literally 🇺🇸🦋
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📌 Trump's America 😪 Grateful
This woman wasn't MAGA 🪄🐥
This woman wasn't MAGA 🪄🐥
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
📌 Trump's America 😪 Grateful
This woman wasn't MAGA 🪄🐥
This woman wasn't MAGA 🪄🐥