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NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!!

In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.

Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.

BOW TO THE COW.
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Wow. HOPE (Hackers On Planet Earth), one of the most important hacker cons in the world, has been booted from their venue due to a right-wing extremist complaining about a single attendee's written pamphlet that was deemed to "espouse an anti-police agenda".

That's... really screwed up.
November 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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The first book was a blast to read (I felt like a young guy again!).... Curious to read the update!
HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1!

Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!

Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!

GET IT GET IT GET IT!
November 18, 2025 at 5:53 PM
CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports that the Revised Edition of the cDc book contains ascii art of Dildog's butt and/or the activation codes for the cDc Monster Truck Launcher buried somewhere beneath the Mojave desert.
Able to share any info on the differences for those that have already read (and thoroughly enjoyed) the first edition?
November 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1!

Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!

Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!

GET IT GET IT GET IT!
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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Way back in the day, before I was a cranky ass shittalking halfwit I am today, Delchi let me crash in his room at defcon.

His memory is a blessing. Cheers, man.
*FINAL MUSTER*

CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.

He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.

**
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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For those that aren’t aware… He was also a committed DefCon Goon and gave back to the community any opportunity he had.

Goodbye my friend.

I’m glad we were able to spend time together recently.

Thanks for the hug and thank you for showing me you kept the fire in your eyes through the very end :)
November 16, 2025 at 9:46 AM
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The picture is Delchi at one of the famous L0pht parties.

People attended from around the world.

*Hobbit* (nc(1) - Netcat) ran his professional laser show,

I performed Guitar (Berklee College of Music),

Delchi DJ’d (and auctioned underwear?),

Schneier, Weitse Venema, et al, shared thanks…

❤️
November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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@delchi.bsky.social was SUCH a huge cDcNSF booster and organizer. He had a tough time of it, and it affected him a lot of ways, some of which were hard for him and others, but man he put in the work. He was particularly focused on disability access and awareness at hacker cons. RIP.
*FINAL MUSTER*

CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.

He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.

**
November 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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We are the mighty and the chosen.
Our power cannot be contained.

cultdeadcow.com/nsf/
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 AM
*FINAL MUSTER*

CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.

He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.

**
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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Cult of the Dead Cow (@cultdeadcow.bsky.social) book signed by all the people who put up with me when I was a young punk kid 🥰
October 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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The only vaguely scary piece of clothing I own. @cultdeadcow.bsky.social
October 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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Uh-huh. Good luck with that.

They can monitor who is USING a vpn, but not what people are using them FOR.

Absent a wholesale rebuilding of internet access/infratructure in the UK, they can't prevent VPN use, either.
The British government admits it is now monitoring VPNs use by UK residents. Regulator Ofcom has contracted with an AI-powered surveillance service to detect the number of citizens using VPNs to evade the Online Safety Act.

The UK tech minister has said a VPN ban is on the table.
Exclusive: Ofcom is monitoring VPNs following Online Safety Act. Here's how
Ignoring VPNs risks creating ineffective laws, but tracking them threatens people's privacy
www.techradar.com
November 12, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Very cool artwork at the Delta Lounge in SLC.
October 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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REMINDER, KIDZ!

CULT OF THE DEAD COW recommends that you turn off the GPS/Location function on your phone whenever you're not actually using it.

Bonus points for turning off Bluetooth and WiFi when you're not using them, too!
September 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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Dylan Shea is one of the kindest, smartest people I ever met in the hacker scene. After he moved from San Francisco, I got to spend time with his family when I would travel to the Boston area to record music. When I heard this news, I doubled over in shock. Join me in supporting his son’s memory.
September 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
gofund.me/ae3e52797

An old friend of the herd is going through something awful. If you're in a position to consider donating, we hope you will.
Donate to Supporting the Shea Family in Loving Memory of Caspian, organized by Debra Kavaler Wysopal
On behalf of the Shea family, we have created this page of su… Debra Kavaler Wysopal needs your support for Supporting the Shea Family in Loving Memory of Caspian
gofund.me
September 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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The herd knows

.ooM
CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports of the so-called President of the United States explicitly targeting cDc in his speech. The Herd Fears No Tiny-Handed and Orange Weirdass Senile Losers.

Bow to the Cow, you decrepit little chumpstain, Bow to the Cow.

.ooM
September 24, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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it's going to be like when we got rid of smoking in restaurants and on airplanes and within a matter of maybe a year everybody was like "we allowed WHAT?"
It's weird - but now in Oslo, there's so many EVs that you notice the noise and the smell from individual ICE cars, and you realise how much we've been normalising it for ever. You can smell them half a street away.

And inside parking lots are just *quiet*.
It's absolutely astonishing: In just about 13 years, Norway has skyrocketed from virtually no sales of zero-emission battery electric vehicles to nearly 100% of all new passenger car purchases.
September 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM