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HAPPY KRAMPUSNACHT, SKEETR0NZ!!!1!
December 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
HAPPY KRAMPUSNACHT, SKEETR0NZ!!!1!
SQUATCHY SEZ HI!
November 27, 2025 at 10:42 PM
SQUATCHY SEZ HI!
HAPPY THANKSGIVING from your pals at CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
Reminding you: It's always important to Bow to the Cow, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's ok to Curtsy to the Turkey, too.
Reminding you: It's always important to Bow to the Cow, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's ok to Curtsy to the Turkey, too.
November 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
HAPPY THANKSGIVING from your pals at CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
Reminding you: It's always important to Bow to the Cow, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's ok to Curtsy to the Turkey, too.
Reminding you: It's always important to Bow to the Cow, but sometimes, just sometimes, it's ok to Curtsy to the Turkey, too.
HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1!
Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!
Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!
GET IT GET IT GET IT!
Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!
Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!
GET IT GET IT GET IT!
November 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
HEY THERE, BUCKAR00Z!!1!
Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!
Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!
GET IT GET IT GET IT!
Revised 2nd Edition of @joemenn.bsky.social's CULT OF THE DEAD COW book is coming out in two weeks! A MERE FORTNIGHT!
Perfect Xmas/Kwaanzaa/Chanukah/Solstice/Krampusnacht gift for your best/worst friends/spouses/enemies/pets/neighbours/houseplants!
GET IT GET IT GET IT!
*FINAL MUSTER*
CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.
He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.
**
CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.
He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.
**
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
*FINAL MUSTER*
CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.
He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.
**
CULT OF THE DEAD COW is saddened to report that longtime cDc Ninja Strike Force member, Delchi, has passed over the great rainbow teleconference bridge.
He can now be found amongst the most blessed celestial engineers, venerating the great DemonSeed Elite, k-rad be his name.
**
CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports of the so-called President of the United States explicitly targeting cDc in his speech. The Herd Fears No Tiny-Handed and Orange Weirdass Senile Losers.
Bow to the Cow, you decrepit little chumpstain, Bow to the Cow.
.ooM
Bow to the Cow, you decrepit little chumpstain, Bow to the Cow.
.ooM
September 24, 2025 at 12:39 AM
CULT OF THE DEAD COW can neither confirm nor deny widespread media reports of the so-called President of the United States explicitly targeting cDc in his speech. The Herd Fears No Tiny-Handed and Orange Weirdass Senile Losers.
Bow to the Cow, you decrepit little chumpstain, Bow to the Cow.
.ooM
Bow to the Cow, you decrepit little chumpstain, Bow to the Cow.
.ooM
s/SOME/MOST
September 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
s/SOME/MOST
NEVER FORGET.
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
NEVER FORGET.
cDcDay Art For All The Good Boys & Girls & Others!
July 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
cDcDay Art For All The Good Boys & Girls & Others!
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!!
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
July 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
NOW IT CAN BE TOLD!!!1!!
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
In honor of cDcDay 2025, let it be known that we have deposited a Big Box o' cDc Booty (not that kind, y'filthy bastards!)... somewhere.
Where could it be? Who can say! Mebbe there'll be hints later, if we don't smoke too much nutmeg and forget.
BOW TO THE COW.
HAPPY CULT OF THE DEAD COW DAY, SKEETR0NZ!
Be Sure to hit-up your local 7/11 to collect the free slurpeez they're handing out to celebrate the birthday of cDc!
Or, y'know, don't. We don't care. You do you, homeslice.
Be Sure to hit-up your local 7/11 to collect the free slurpeez they're handing out to celebrate the birthday of cDc!
Or, y'know, don't. We don't care. You do you, homeslice.
July 11, 2025 at 7:08 PM
HAPPY CULT OF THE DEAD COW DAY, SKEETR0NZ!
Be Sure to hit-up your local 7/11 to collect the free slurpeez they're handing out to celebrate the birthday of cDc!
Or, y'know, don't. We don't care. You do you, homeslice.
Be Sure to hit-up your local 7/11 to collect the free slurpeez they're handing out to celebrate the birthday of cDc!
Or, y'know, don't. We don't care. You do you, homeslice.
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO cDc's PATRON SAINT!
IT'S THE FOOL PITYINGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
IT'S THE FOOL PITYINGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
May 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
HAPPY 73RD BIRTHDAY TO cDc's PATRON SAINT!
IT'S THE FOOL PITYINGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
IT'S THE FOOL PITYINGEST DAY OF THE YEAR!
REMEMBER, KIDZ: A Security vulnerability that is "included by design" is still a security vulnerability!
April 30, 2025 at 9:02 PM
REMEMBER, KIDZ: A Security vulnerability that is "included by design" is still a security vulnerability!
Bow to the Cow.
November 16, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Bow to the Cow.
Fixed that for you, AirBnB bookshelf.
October 27, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Fixed that for you, AirBnB bookshelf.
HAPPY cDc DAY, MOTHERTIPPERS!
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the founding of CULT OF THE DEAD COW!
Be sure to stop by your local 7/11 to pick up the free slurpee they're giving away to celebrate cDc day!
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the founding of CULT OF THE DEAD COW!
Be sure to stop by your local 7/11 to pick up the free slurpee they're giving away to celebrate cDc day!
July 11, 2024 at 5:41 PM
HAPPY cDc DAY, MOTHERTIPPERS!
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the founding of CULT OF THE DEAD COW!
Be sure to stop by your local 7/11 to pick up the free slurpee they're giving away to celebrate cDc day!
Today marks the 40th anniversary of the founding of CULT OF THE DEAD COW!
Be sure to stop by your local 7/11 to pick up the free slurpee they're giving away to celebrate cDc day!
THANX, AMAZON!!!11!
(also, apparently weatherstripping is a similar item. Nice to see cDc finally recognized for our outstanding insulating and draft-blocking qualities.)
(also, apparently weatherstripping is a similar item. Nice to see cDc finally recognized for our outstanding insulating and draft-blocking qualities.)
July 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM
THANX, AMAZON!!!11!
(also, apparently weatherstripping is a similar item. Nice to see cDc finally recognized for our outstanding insulating and draft-blocking qualities.)
(also, apparently weatherstripping is a similar item. Nice to see cDc finally recognized for our outstanding insulating and draft-blocking qualities.)
WILL YOU BEEF OUR VALENTINE?!
LOVE & MONSTER TRUCKS,
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
LOVE & MONSTER TRUCKS,
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
February 15, 2024 at 6:07 AM
WILL YOU BEEF OUR VALENTINE?!
LOVE & MONSTER TRUCKS,
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
LOVE & MONSTER TRUCKS,
-=CULT OF THE DEAD COW=-
The L0pht, 30 years ago.
January 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The L0pht, 30 years ago.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM CULT OF THE DEAD COW
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.ooM
January 1, 2024 at 6:49 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM CULT OF THE DEAD COW
.ooM
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A VERY MOOEY XMAS DAY FROM YOUR PALS AT CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
December 25, 2023 at 6:49 PM
A VERY MOOEY XMAS DAY FROM YOUR PALS AT CULT OF THE DEAD COW.
This Holiday Season, CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to remind you all to KEEP THE CHRIST OUT OF XMAS.
December 7, 2023 at 5:18 AM
This Holiday Season, CULT OF THE DEAD COW would like to remind you all to KEEP THE CHRIST OUT OF XMAS.
HAPPY TURKEYDAY FROM CULT OF THE DEAD COW, SKEETR0NZ!!!!1!
November 23, 2023 at 5:59 PM
HAPPY TURKEYDAY FROM CULT OF THE DEAD COW, SKEETR0NZ!!!!1!