That's weird; last night when I walked down this street by myself every lady I passed wanted to give me a massage, but tonight walking down the same street with my wife none of the ladies are even looking up from their phones. 🤣
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
That's weird; last night when I walked down this street by myself every lady I passed wanted to give me a massage, but tonight walking down the same street with my wife none of the ladies are even looking up from their phones. 🤣
On a quest for edible cannabis and pad Thai, we pass a weed store but it's closed. Sign says inquire next door. Next door is a fortune teller. She lets us in, asks how we're enjoying our holiday. "So much we decided to stay here." I wish you could have seen her eyes light up. 🤩
December 3, 2025 at 10:19 AM
On a quest for edible cannabis and pad Thai, we pass a weed store but it's closed. Sign says inquire next door. Next door is a fortune teller. She lets us in, asks how we're enjoying our holiday. "So much we decided to stay here." I wish you could have seen her eyes light up. 🤩
We're getting our toes did and wow this is by far the best pedicure I've ever had. And it's less than $30. Next we're going next door for wagyu yakiniku. Also less than $30.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 AM
We're getting our toes did and wow this is by far the best pedicure I've ever had. And it's less than $30. Next we're going next door for wagyu yakiniku. Also less than $30.
One year I decided to smoke a turkey on the weber grill, which is fine. But it was taking longer than I had anticipated & we were due at my team sgt's house across town. So I got the brilliant idea of strapping the entire grill down in the bed of my pickup so the bird could continue cooking...
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I feel like we need this
November 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
One year I decided to smoke a turkey on the weber grill, which is fine. But it was taking longer than I had anticipated & we were due at my team sgt's house across town. So I got the brilliant idea of strapping the entire grill down in the bed of my pickup so the bird could continue cooking...
When we moved to this mountain paradise in the middle of winter 5 years ago my Irish Cousin had shoveled the driveway, stacked the firewood & had the fire blazing & beers & a shepherd's pie in the fridge when we rolled up. So I asked him to make me a shepherd's pie as a going away present. Yum. 😋
November 24, 2025 at 3:44 AM
When we moved to this mountain paradise in the middle of winter 5 years ago my Irish Cousin had shoveled the driveway, stacked the firewood & had the fire blazing & beers & a shepherd's pie in the fridge when we rolled up. So I asked him to make me a shepherd's pie as a going away present. Yum. 😋
This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
This reminds me of Cardinal John Henry Newman's book Definition of a Gentleman. I often cite Newman's book because it's so instructive. The term gentleman is so overwrought and frequently abused, but to the degree it means anything at all, I think Newman captures it here:
I can make an amazing turkey, at least six different ways. But I do it as a flex. Turkey tastes fine, but nowhere near good enough to justify all the work. Unless you're just showing off like me.
I'm sick of this psyop that turkey sucks. I can only assume it derives from Big Ham. Oh, turkey is too dry? Learn how to brine properly, put some gravy on it, go for the dark meat. BuT iT's ToO bLaNd! Any protein can be too bland if you're balls at cooking it!
One side effect of half the world being in the throes of a fascist takeover is that comments like "turkey sucks" that used to lead to a 4 hour slapfight and approximately 135 blocks are now met with "well thats just like your opinion man" and thats progress
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I can make an amazing turkey, at least six different ways. But I do it as a flex. Turkey tastes fine, but nowhere near good enough to justify all the work. Unless you're just showing off like me.
My ex-m-i-l was retired from United so I used to fly on her passes, space a, and that meant I had to wear slacks just in case I got seated in 1st class. I never got seated in 1st class. You can bet your a$$ I'm flying in pajamas. 😠
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
My ex-m-i-l was retired from United so I used to fly on her passes, space a, and that meant I had to wear slacks just in case I got seated in 1st class. I never got seated in 1st class. You can bet your a$$ I'm flying in pajamas. 😠