Ash
ashyouwish.bsky.social
Ash
@ashyouwish.bsky.social
He/they
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*walking in a winter wonderland*
ME: where's bluebird?
BIRD: gone
ME: w... who are you?
*bird looks around shiftily*
BIRD: I'm new bird
December 16, 2023 at 4:33 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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November 7, 2025 at 5:11 AM
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the moral of 1984 is not a story about totalitarianism but about how repressed men cannot be trusted to handle the aftereffects of good pussy
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 AM
important updates from the front porch of my friends house:

had to take all the fetish gear off my costume so I could hand out candy ooooooops
November 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I have this
September 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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September 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Crossing yourself is the Catholic version of dapping up God
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Every time I look in the mirror I hear this line from Teen Girl Squad as though spoken aloud in my ear
August 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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it's difficult being the pervert transsexual artistic sensitive bisexual no-children no-marriage polyamorous fuck up of the family but what else could i be?
July 27, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Missed connections in Portland
July 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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haunted house, screenshot, trs-80 (1980) www.mobygames.com/game/141026/...
January 21, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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"healing isn't linear" ok but it should be. i should be better every day until i reach 100% and then keep going, becoming unstoppably, supernaturally healthy
July 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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Doing a pronoun circle with all the other people stuck with me in the Saw trap
July 14, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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July 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Sleeping is incredible, but going to sleep? Ass.
June 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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“I asked ChatGPT-“ okay well I asked little alex horne and he said all the information is on the task
May 10, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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(steppping off the road and tripping on the sidewalk a little bit) Ouch . I just sucked that curb's dick hole
May 23, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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yeah you can say im a "pick me." being picked feels great! 👍
May 12, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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The cost of Grok: "I can't breathe at home, it smells like gas outside. How come I can't breathe at home and y'all get to breathe at home?"
May 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
"I know you are here to kill me. Shoot, coward, you are only going to kill a man."

These are the last words of Che Guevara, what he meant was you can't kill the idea or spirit of revolution.

Sharks, I am looking for partial investment in a weapon that can destroy a man's ideas
May 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM