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Ashley Bozian
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Historian of the medieval Middle East specializing in sexuality and the body in Armenia c. 5th - 12th centuries CE
Trying to make myself feel better about my trash giftwrapping skills by telling myself this perfectly rectangular shoebox is "just an irregular shape"
December 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don't know exactly what kind of ritual my dog is planning with all her Lamb Chop toys collected on her bed, but I'll report back if I come home to red smoke and ominous Latin chanting.
November 17, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Anyone else feel an #earthquake in NYC metro just now?!
August 3, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Razzles 230719
Relisted TBK 7/24
#NYCACC #AdoptMe
A cute 8 yr old girl
Has nerve damage or neuropathy, otitis externa, CIRDC & is overweight
Upgraded to adoptable yesterday, only to be kill listed today
Fearful in care
Save Razzles!
nycacc.app/browse/230719
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
July 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Ah, yes, the masterful military tactic of calling "no backsies" after you bomb a sovereign country. This is sure to work.
June 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
A Doritos locos taco filled with cantina chicken. Call it "El Presidente." Advertise it as "orange on the outside, chicken on the inside, just like the president." You're welcome, Taco Bell.
May 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Harvard Derangement Syndrome www.nytimes.com/2025/05/23/o...
Opinion | Harvard Derangement Syndrome
www.nytimes.com
May 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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If Trump is serious about making real change rather than just issuing a press release, he will support legislation I will introduce to ensure we pay no more for prescription drugs than people in other major countries.

If we come together, we can get it passed in a few weeks.
May 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Add a little joy to your life with Mama Mia! The star of your show!, located in Larchmont, NY.

Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/mama-mia-the-star-of-your-show-76352628/ny/larchmont/saving-belladonna-ct631/
May 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Saddam Hussein said the same thing about Kuwait. (He also liked decorating with gold.)
May 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Me after finishing my dissertation: omg this is the best thing ever written!!! Yeah!!!! 😃😃😃

Me now revising my dissertation: omg was I drunk when I wrote this?
April 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Via Dogs FB

#dogsofbluesky
April 22, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Everything is bad except for dogs
April 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
These orphaned Virginia opossums are learning to eat solid foods as they grow. In the wild, opossums are omnivores and play an important role in the ecosystem by eating ticks, snails, and even carrion. But fruit is also on the menu—and clearly, it’s a hit!
April 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
If someone said that about me, I would put it on my CV.
Stop hitting on my wife, Megyn
April 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Congratulations, America—your “Find Out” stage is going great!
Trump says he's considering ways to serve a third term as president
U.S. President Donald Trump said Sunday that “I’m not joking” about trying to serve a third term, the clearest indication he is considering ways to breach a constitutional barrier against continuing t...
www.cp24.com
March 31, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Great piece. We should all be paying attention to this.

I Am the Turkish President’s Main Challenger. I Was Arrested. www.nytimes.com/2025/03/28/o...
Opinion | I am Erdogan’s Main Challenger in Turkey. I Was Arrested.
President Erdogan of Turkey has jailed me because he knows he cannot beat me in an election.
www.nytimes.com
March 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Yeah, that'll show those woke sea lions
March 28, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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The Jewish president of Mexico is obviously an antisemite, it seems.
Wow. Mexico's President Claudia Sheinbaum officially recognizes Palestine as a state. Here she welcomes Palestinian ambassador Nadya Rasheed.

Sheinbaum is Jewish, supports Palestinian self-determination, & unapologetically condemns Netanyahu's attacks on Gaza.

Historic & inspiring leadership. ❤️✊🏽
March 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Hearing about some US universities advising their international scientists (green card holders & visa holders) not to leave the US for the time being for fear that re-entry will be non-trivial even with all the necessary documents in hand.

Is this happening at your institution?
March 19, 2025 at 10:36 PM
apnews.com/article/colu...

Donald Trump is trying to set a precedent that would allow him to control how the Middle East is studied and taught at universities in the US. This is absolutely horrifying. Please get as many eyes on this as possible. Academic freedom means nothing if this goes through.
Trump demands unprecedented control at Columbia, alarming scholars and speech groups
The Trump administration has delivered an extraordinary ultimatum to Columbia University, threatening to permanently end federal funding to the school unless it cedes control of an international studi...
apnews.com
March 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Hmm, that's funny. I thought the AHA didn't issue political statements. Or is the destruction of the entire academic infrastructure in Gaza not "historical" enough? Where does the AHA draw the line between the political and the historical? I would love to hear them explain it.
The AHA and the OAH have released a joint statement condemning recent efforts to censor historical content on federal government websites, at many public museums, and across a wide swath of government resources that include essential data. 🗃️
AHA–OAH Joint Statement on Federal Censorship of American History
The American Historical Association (AHA) and the Organization of American Historians (OAH) have released a joint statement condemning federal censorship of American history.
www.historians.org
March 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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March 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM