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We’re like @theonion.com—just poorer and far less influential.
Oh, it’s real—we interviewed the love seat who needed years of therapy and upholstery cleaning just to feel love again.
LMFAO... I know this is a story we harp on and it might not be true... but it's not the story itself that makes me laugh, it's knowing how annoyed they are with our constantly repeating and making jokes about it which have me rolling.
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The last thing your sofa sees before @jd-vance-1.bsky.social tries fucking it:
November 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Former Vice President Dick Cheney Dies
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November 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m Latrice, and I’m the whole show.
November 3, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I shit you not, this is on the official White House website. America is not a serious country.

www.whitehouse.gov/about-the-wh...
October 31, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Sex Pest Prince Andrew Considers Presidential Bid After Being Stripped Of Royal Title
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October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Donald J. Trump is a child rapist.
October 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
At least the fans in the stadium are getting their money’s worth. #mlb
October 28, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Maybe he’ll die soon.
a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
ALT: a woman with curly hair is crossing her fingers and making a face
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October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
After WWII, the Nazis fled Germany for Argentina—Trump is pumping billions into Argentina so MAGA has a nice country to flee to after Obama gets elected in 2028.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM
BREAKING: @homelandgov.bsky.social finally deports Trump’s mail-order whore back to wherever the fuck she’s from
October 25, 2025 at 11:16 AM
“And I’ll vote for him again in 2028!”
October 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Illegal gambling ring shut down? Awesome. Now release the Epstein files.
October 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Why are all the pedophiles anti-gay, anti-trans, “family values” conservatives?
October 23, 2025 at 11:41 PM
People keep sharing obviously staged videos like they’re real. Took me 15 seconds on Google Gemini to find Reuters already debunked those clips.

“In response to an Instagram message, he said that he was the creator and that ‘the video is not real,’ explaining it was created as ‘viral’ content.”
www.reuters.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
BREAKING: Antifa extremists plow through innocent counter-protesters at the “No Kings” march in Charlottesville.

Oh—that’s right...
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This Nazi is 30-years-old:
October 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
My type? That teacher from The Sixth Sense.
October 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
I like when Trump does things that end up hurting his base. It’s funny.
October 21, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Stephen Miller Spent Columbus Day Yelling Racial Slurs At Washington Animal Shelter
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October 19, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When he’s not busy fucking sofas, JD Vance likes to gargle on his boss’ balls.
October 19, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Law and order president.
www.reuters.com
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Man Shocked to Learn Karoline Leavitt Is Only 28
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October 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fake News up 800% Since 1811
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October 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Drug Boats Spotted Off Florida Coast
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October 16, 2025 at 6:31 PM