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Countries need to place a 500% tariff on all American imports until Congress reins this kiddy-fucker in. Better yet, maybe just tariff items coming from states that voted for the kiddy-fucker. Thoughts?

globalnews.ca/news/1161936...
On Greenland, Trump says no 'obligation' to seek peace as Europe braces — Global News
The EU is scheduled to convene a summit to discuss Greenland as U.S. President Donald Trump says he is under 'no obligation' to pursue peace.
apple.news
January 19, 2026 at 7:47 PM
Intent matters. #TheTraitorsUS
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Just FYI, a bruise is considered “internal bleeding.”
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Can somebody help me find my brother? I think he may have murdered someone.
January 16, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Okay, now someone do this for real.
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Trump is definitely in the unredacted Epstein Files.
January 15, 2026 at 2:43 PM
NATO countries are having to send soldiers to Greenland to protect the country from America.
January 15, 2026 at 12:12 AM
From where, his pussy?
federal officials are now claiming that Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who killed Renee Good, "suffered internal bleeding"
ICE agent involved in shooting of Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials claim
abcnews.go.com
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Such tiny hands you have, Mr. Trump.
January 14, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Americans: Can we get affordable healthcare?
GOP: Will you settle for Greenland?
Americans: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦]
GOP: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦]
GOP: We’ll just go ahead and invade Iran.
Americans: [𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘦]
GOP: You’re welcome!
January 14, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I don’t understand the urge to design cars without an instrument cluster. Who decided checking your speed should require looking away from the road?
January 14, 2026 at 2:44 PM
People can be identified by more than just their facial features. The nose, hands, fingernails, ears, and even beauty marks are all ways to identify someone who may be wearing a mask to conceal their identity.

Just random information for no reason.
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Does anyone else think it’s weird that ICE is going around filming people so they can jerk off to the footage later?
January 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
As a gay, I’m allowing the heteros to call ICE agents gay. We all know they’d crumble the minute you say they’re a cum-guzzling bottom. Maybe you ask how many loads they’ve taken. And unless you’re a gay man, you don’t get to criticize this proclamation. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 12, 2026 at 12:41 AM
So much for “no more wars.”
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Gregory Bovino does his best Chef Boyardee impression for the cameras:

(Can you die from secondhand embarrassment?)
January 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Crossdressers aren’t the problem—remember that.
a drag queen with blonde hair and a blue eye looks at the camera
ALT: a drag queen with blonde hair and a blue eye looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Protest all you want, but nothing will change until they fear for 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 safety.
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
The Conservative Party of Canada is not a serious political party.
January 10, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Get ready for Rogers to double the price of Discovery+ within 12 months.
January 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Snatch their masks.
January 9, 2026 at 8:34 AM
That’s a nice anonymous life you live there—it’d be a shame if something happened to it.

www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...
Star Tribune identifies ICE agent who fatally shot woman in Minneapolis
Jonathan Ross was dragged in a separate incident last year by a fleeing driver, according to court records.
www.startribune.com
January 8, 2026 at 10:41 PM